Create The Caption #370

Friday, March 27, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Damn, why couldn't ESPN break that story yesterday? No one belives their reporters...."- 49er16

"If he makes this free throw, he's allowed to steal 5 laptops...if he misses...only 4..."- James

"Being the highest paid forcibly-retired employee in Connecticut is gonna be sweet."- RJBO

"Oh man, 1500 text messages... I hope to God they don't start checking Twitter..."- Foos
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Shaq arguing with teammate Robin Lopez?


Your Daily Links:

Irvin And Sanders Argue Over Roy Williams (SRI)
The LPGA Credentials Bloggers (Devil Ball)
Serena Willams Is Still Wild (BSO)
Billy Donovan To Kentucky? (Rush The Court)
Mavs Coach Likes The Dead (Dallas Basketball)
Isiah To The Clippers (Ugh) (That NBA Lottery Pick)
Win A Free Colonoscopy! (Sox and Dawgs)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:13 PM

26 Comments:

I told you man - I want Jonas Brothers tickets - now!

SteveM said...
Mar 27, 2009, 12:22:00 PM  

Would you PLEASE stop trying to kill Bart Simpson!

BF said...
Mar 27, 2009, 12:48:00 PM  

I am Kazaam, I cast you away SIde Show Bob!

Anonymous said...
Mar 27, 2009, 12:48:00 PM  

Robin, I told you I am going to turn you upside down and pretend I am moping the floor for our next intro and I don't care if you don't like it!

SeabassP said...
Mar 27, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  

Conditioner, man! It ain't that hard!

Hubbo said...
Mar 27, 2009, 12:55:00 PM  

You know how I be.

Brook Lopez wants to be me.

Hey Brooke, tell me how my ass tastes?

49er16 said...
Mar 27, 2009, 12:57:00 PM  

Is Shaquille O'neal going to have to choke a bitch?

Ted Hill said...
Mar 27, 2009, 1:17:00 PM  

Next time we're doing a baseball skit at the beginning of the game. I'm the bat, you're the ball Robin.

Ian said...
Mar 27, 2009, 1:24:00 PM  

Yeah, you got hair. I got Hall of Fame game.

Scoreboard.

MMayes said...
Mar 27, 2009, 1:25:00 PM  

Hey punk, you can't be my follower on Twitter anymore.

Brad James said...
Mar 27, 2009, 1:27:00 PM  

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Hey Robin, if you got a problem with me why don't we solve it like real men... tweet it out.
1:47 PM Mar 27th from TwitterBerry

Mar 27, 2009, 1:47:00 PM  

Shaq: "Hold up. When did we trade for Gina from Scarface?"

/all the best ones were taken

Mar 27, 2009, 1:50:00 PM  

Robin: At least I wasn't in Kazaam

Shaq: At least I wasn't in From Justin to Kelly

adamk said...
Mar 27, 2009, 1:57:00 PM  

Hey Rook. Sideshow Mel called. He wants his do back.

JamesCraven said...
Mar 27, 2009, 3:32:00 PM  

You're just a goofy bitch, ain'cha?

Turtle said...
Mar 27, 2009, 3:40:00 PM  

Kelly Clarkson ain't gonna save your ass this time...

BHill said...
Mar 27, 2009, 3:42:00 PM  

I spit in the face of Shaq who doen't want to be cool.

JamesCraven said...
Mar 27, 2009, 4:38:00 PM  

YOU SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE!!! Got it?!?

Cason said...
Mar 27, 2009, 5:11:00 PM  

Yo Sanjaya! Get your ass off the bench!

Jeremy said...
Mar 27, 2009, 7:44:00 PM  

Lopez: "No, I don't want to know 'how your a$$ tastes' and I am sure Kobe didn't say it was 'Shaqtastic'".

Mal said...
Mar 27, 2009, 7:45:00 PM  

Shogun says sit down, young grasshopper




word verification - wigme?

questionmark said...
Mar 27, 2009, 7:49:00 PM  
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Unknown said...
Mar 28, 2009, 1:27:00 AM  

I'm telling you, Peanut Butter is a dairy product.

Unknown said...
Mar 28, 2009, 1:32:00 AM  

Man, I ain't never tellin' you my secret for gettin' Q's in Scrabble.

Chubs said...
Mar 28, 2009, 4:46:00 PM  

Shaq: And I say, that England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Robin: Pitt the Elder!
Shaq: Lord Palmerston!
Robin: Pitt the Elder!
Shaq: Okay, you asked for it, Robin!
[punches him out]
Alando Tucker: Yeah, that's showing him, Shaq'!
[disbelieving]
Tucker: Pitt the Elder...
Shaq: Lord Palmerston!

Alex Lang said...
Mar 29, 2009, 11:12:00 AM  

I told you, I know Shaqfu!

Unknown said...
Mar 30, 2009, 12:11:00 PM  

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