Create The Caption #365 (A Year's Worth Of Captions!)

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

So CaC turned one today, and I couldn't be more proud of the work you all put in. There will be no "looks back" or "best ofs", today. No, just another picture and funny captions to break your day up! Here's to another 365!!!

Yesterday's Winners....

"You're with me, leathers."- JFein

"Bonerama!"- RJBO

"I'm smiling because I own a big comfy sofa, which is where I'll be sleeping when my wife sees this photo..."- Permanent4

"The thesis statement for 'Hot chicks with douchebags'."- Charles

"This has to be a Photoshop. There's no way a sportscaster attends the BCS and isn't permanently fixated on Tim Tebow the whole time."- BF

"Somewhere within the NovaCare Complex, Andy Reid is looking at a picture of himself with his arms around Stacy and Shawn Andrews thinking, "Good show, Mr. Patrick. Good show.""- Foos (Random, but hilarious)

"Easiest kill choice ever in F, Marry, Kill!"- Bob

"Somewhere Bruce Pearl is crying."- Al Micro

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Mike Greenberg trying his hand(s) at Boxing?

Your Daily Links:

Changes Could Be Coming For The NFL On FOX (PFT)
A Handful Of Interviews With The CBS College BBall Guys (Soft Pretzel Logic)
Raycom Is Doing Their Last SEC Tourney Game This Year (
Zendejas Is Free! (Bootlegger Sports)
The Best Excuses For Missing Work During The Tourney (The Big Picture)
Some More Kellerman News (Fack Youk)
Peyton Manning Skips His Own Day To Golf With Tiger Woods (Devil Ball)
No More Fighting In Hockey? (Rumors and Rants)
Cooperstown Is Calling For Frank Thomas (Hall of Very Good)
Blair Or Thabeet? (Rush The Court)
More Random UFL News (Five Tool Tool)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:57 PM


Fast fact! The stuffing inside that heavy bag is made up of all the fat Mike Golic lost on NutriSystem.

James said...
Mar 11, 2009, 1:25:00 PM  

Don't be afraid to use your nails, boys...

GMoney said...
Mar 11, 2009, 1:25:00 PM  
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Conner said...
Mar 11, 2009, 1:35:00 PM  

Who the f*** is Mike Greenberg?

Conner said...
Mar 11, 2009, 1:36:00 PM  

Although Greenberg has been working the bag for two hours a day, he's still a three to one underdog in his Celebrity Bout with Tonya Harding.

foos said...
Mar 11, 2009, 1:38:00 PM  

Why. Do. They...Make. Me. Say. Mike and Mike. In the. Morning...I. Hate. Them. So.

hollywood wags said...
Mar 11, 2009, 1:38:00 PM  

I'd put $1000 on the heavy bag at 5-1 odds

Dallas said...
Mar 11, 2009, 1:38:00 PM  

Golic, I must break you... OW MY HAND. GUYS I THINK IT'S BROKEN...

Anonymous said...
Mar 11, 2009, 1:44:00 PM  

Will Leitch steps in for the absent Mike Greenberg

Ted said...
Mar 11, 2009, 1:54:00 PM  

Rare footage of the Lost Gilligan's Island episode where Gilligan takes on Muhammad Ali (mysteriously sent to the Island for refusing to serve in Vietman) for the right to leave the Island.

Nuk said...
Mar 11, 2009, 1:59:00 PM  

After years perfecting his slap-fight technique, Mike Greenberg is trained in the art of the closed-fisted punch.

Nick said...
Mar 11, 2009, 2:03:00 PM  

Mike Greenberg: This punch brought to you by McDonald's. This uppercut brought to you by Michelin. This...

Teddy Atlas: Shut-up Greenberg and at least try to make contact with the fuckin' BAG!

MG: What about my precious hands?

Nick said...
Mar 11, 2009, 2:07:00 PM  

"Good morning from Mike and Mike in the Morning, today Mike from Mike and Mike in the Morning is busy training on the SalonPas Pain Reliever brand Heavy Bag, brought to you by SalonPas, proud sponsor of Mike and Mike in the Morning, right here on Mike and Mike in the Morning."

dsnice27 said...
Mar 11, 2009, 2:10:00 PM  

Today's boxing match is sponsored by Maxxi Pads, the official sponsor of Mike & Mike in the Mourning.

49er16 said...
Mar 11, 2009, 2:23:00 PM  

"I think you're supposed to make it move, Greenberg."

Matt said...
Mar 11, 2009, 2:34:00 PM  

The Great White Dope

festivus4all said...
Mar 11, 2009, 2:36:00 PM  

This picture can be found in the Wikipedia entry for "bag". Caption: "Two types of bag are pictured: punching and douche."

David said...
Mar 11, 2009, 2:48:00 PM  


Rex Banner said...
Mar 11, 2009, 2:52:00 PM  

This should be something for me to do once I get removed from SportsCenter.

Nathan Brice said...
Mar 11, 2009, 3:23:00 PM  

This if for all those little bastards in high school that used to pick on me. Look who's laughing now?

walnuts said...
Mar 11, 2009, 3:30:00 PM  

Mike Greenberg preparing for his upcoming role as Glass Joe in the movie adaptation of "Punch-Out!!".

Mar 11, 2009, 3:31:00 PM  


Birdman said...
Mar 11, 2009, 3:44:00 PM  

Hearts on fire,
strong desire,
rages deep within.
Hearts on fire,
fever's risin'
can't beat Mitch Albom.

Mar 11, 2009, 3:55:00 PM  

"Let's Duel"

Rex Banner said...
Mar 11, 2009, 4:17:00 PM  

Here we have some of Mike Greenberg's lost audition tape for "Million Dollar Baby"

Anonymous said...
Mar 11, 2009, 4:33:00 PM

Scott said...
Mar 11, 2009, 5:50:00 PM  

Million Dollar Metro

Scott said...
Mar 11, 2009, 5:50:00 PM  

This is messing up my hair.

odessasteps said...
Mar 11, 2009, 9:35:00 PM  

I thought you said we were getting Mike Greenburg to box. Why the heck did they said emo bangs Will Leitch?

Ian said...
Mar 11, 2009, 11:09:00 PM  

Dan Patrick with the Andrews out for my jab buddy.

alex7877 said...
Mar 11, 2009, 11:18:00 PM  

Ow. Ow ow. Ow ow ow ow ow. Ow ow. Ow.

Richard said...
Mar 12, 2009, 1:39:00 AM  

Mike: Lightning and thunder? YUCK! I want to eat sunshine and crap out rainbows!!!

Lammy742 said...
Mar 12, 2009, 7:57:00 AM  

Good thing the punching bag is actually a big fluffy pilly.

Simon said...
Mar 12, 2009, 10:26:00 AM  

Jim Halpert prepares for his next run-in with Roy...

Alan said...
Mar 12, 2009, 1:19:00 PM  

In this corner, a punching the other corner, a douche bag.

Wade Robertson said...
Mar 12, 2009, 1:35:00 PM  

Through the magic of slow motion photography, we are able to see the exact moment at which Mike Greenberg's hand, wrist, arm, collarbone, shoulder, and ribs shatter into a thousand pieces upon coming into contact with the bag.

Mr. Kennedy said...
Mar 16, 2009, 12:41:00 PM  

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