Create The Caption #365 (A Year's Worth Of Captions!)
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
So CaC turned one today, and I couldn't be more proud of the work you all put in. There will be no "looks back" or "best ofs", today. No, just another picture and funny captions to break your day up! Here's to another 365!!!
Yesterday's Winners....
"You're with me, leathers."- JFein
"Bonerama!"- RJBO
"I'm smiling because I own a big comfy sofa, which is where I'll be sleeping when my wife sees this photo..."- Permanent4
"The thesis statement for 'Hot chicks with douchebags'."- Charles
"This has to be a Photoshop. There's no way a sportscaster attends the BCS and isn't permanently fixated on Tim Tebow the whole time."- BF
"Somewhere within the NovaCare Complex, Andy Reid is looking at a picture of himself with his arms around Stacy and Shawn Andrews thinking, "Good show, Mr. Patrick. Good show.""- Foos (Random, but hilarious)
"Easiest kill choice ever in F, Marry, Kill!"- Bob
"Somewhere Bruce Pearl is crying."- Al Micro
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Mike Greenberg trying his hand(s) at Boxing?
Your Daily Links:
Changes Could Be Coming For The NFL On FOX (PFT)
A Handful Of Interviews With The CBS College BBall Guys (Soft Pretzel Logic)
Raycom Is Doing Their Last SEC Tourney Game This Year (Kentucky.com)
Zendejas Is Free! (Bootlegger Sports)
The Best Excuses For Missing Work During The Tourney (The Big Picture)
Some More Kellerman News (Fack Youk)
Peyton Manning Skips His Own Day To Golf With Tiger Woods (Devil Ball)
No More Fighting In Hockey? (Rumors and Rants)
Cooperstown Is Calling For Frank Thomas (Hall of Very Good)
Blair Or Thabeet? (Rush The Court)
More Random UFL News (Five Tool Tool)
35 Comments:
Don't be afraid to use your nails, boys...
Who the f*** is Mike Greenberg?
Although Greenberg has been working the bag for two hours a day, he's still a three to one underdog in his Celebrity Bout with Tonya Harding.
Why. Do. They...Make. Me. Say. Mike and Mike. In the. Morning...I. Hate. Them. So.
I'd put $1000 on the heavy bag at 5-1 odds
Golic, I must break you... OW MY HAND. GUYS I THINK IT'S BROKEN...
Will Leitch steps in for the absent Mike Greenberg
Rare footage of the Lost Gilligan's Island episode where Gilligan takes on Muhammad Ali (mysteriously sent to the Island for refusing to serve in Vietman) for the right to leave the Island.
After years perfecting his slap-fight technique, Mike Greenberg is trained in the art of the closed-fisted punch.
Mike Greenberg: This punch brought to you by McDonald's. This uppercut brought to you by Michelin. This...
Teddy Atlas: Shut-up Greenberg and at least try to make contact with the fuckin' BAG!
MG: What about my precious hands?
"Good morning from Mike and Mike in the Morning, today Mike from Mike and Mike in the Morning is busy training on the SalonPas Pain Reliever brand Heavy Bag, brought to you by SalonPas, proud sponsor of Mike and Mike in the Morning, right here on Mike and Mike in the Morning."
Today's boxing match is sponsored by Maxxi Pads, the official sponsor of Mike & Mike in the Mourning.
"I think you're supposed to make it move, Greenberg."
The Great White Dope
This picture can be found in the Wikipedia entry for "bag". Caption: "Two types of bag are pictured: punching and douche."
HADUKKEN!
This should be something for me to do once I get removed from SportsCenter.
This if for all those little bastards in high school that used to pick on me. Look who's laughing now? Haha...me.
Mike Greenberg preparing for his upcoming role as Glass Joe in the movie adaptation of "Punch-Out!!".
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Hearts on fire,
strong desire,
rages deep within.
Hearts on fire,
fever's risin'
can't beat Mitch Albom.
"Let's Duel"
Here we have some of Mike Greenberg's lost audition tape for "Million Dollar Baby"
Million Dollar Metro
This is messing up my hair.
I thought you said we were getting Mike Greenburg to box. Why the heck did they said emo bangs Will Leitch?
Dan Patrick with the Andrews sisters...watch out for my jab buddy.
Ow. Ow ow. Ow ow ow ow ow. Ow ow. Ow.
Mike: Lightning and thunder? YUCK! I want to eat sunshine and crap out rainbows!!!
Good thing the punching bag is actually a big fluffy pilly.
Jim Halpert prepares for his next run-in with Roy...
In this corner, a punching bag...in the other corner, a douche bag.
Through the magic of slow motion photography, we are able to see the exact moment at which Mike Greenberg's hand, wrist, arm, collarbone, shoulder, and ribs shatter into a thousand pieces upon coming into contact with the bag.
Fast fact! The stuffing inside that heavy bag is made up of all the fat Mike Golic lost on NutriSystem.