Create The Caption #369

Thursday, March 26, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Ladies, those are not spirit fingers, THESE are spirit fingers!"- WB, SB

"On the next episode of Big Love..."- Nick

"This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I jizz in my pants!"- TwoBigBoobs

"Its peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time..."- Marklar
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jim Calhoun looking on as his team practiced yesterday?


Your Daily Links:

Updating The Media Bracket Challenge (ESPN)
UConn Is In Some Hot Water (Yahoo Sports)
Your First Look At Madden 2010 (Shutdown Corner)
Curt Schilling's First Interview Since Retiring (Sports Radio Interviews)
Dallas Sports Radio Takes On Girls Team, Loses (Uwe Blog)
Your Worst Human In The World (Sports Rubbish)
Ove Likes To Stir The Pot (TPS)
Postseason Awards In Hair (Storming The Floor)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:31 PM

29 Comments:

"Regulah price. Foah bucks, foah bucks, foah bucks."

Jesse said...
Mar 26, 2009, 12:41:00 PM  

That is one fine piece of ass right there, hm?

That's Grade A top choice meat!

BHill said...
Mar 26, 2009, 12:41:00 PM  

Inner Monologue: Why didn't I just tell that reporter to go fuck himself? Am I really that much of a pussy? Yes, yes I guess I am!

Nick said...
Mar 26, 2009, 1:06:00 PM  

Damn, why couldn't ESPN break that story yesterday? No one belives their reporters....

49er16 said...
Mar 26, 2009, 1:10:00 PM  

No, I meant it. "not a dime back," That piece of trash Nate Miles cost me a fortune.

Brad James said...
Mar 26, 2009, 1:24:00 PM  

On second thought, these are not cotton Dockers. They are just pants.

GMoney said...
Mar 26, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

I wonder if that was sonofabitch reporter that turned me in?!?!

Nate said...
Mar 26, 2009, 1:29:00 PM  

"1000 text messages? I don't even know what a text message is, I still use a hand-cranked telephone!"

Mar 26, 2009, 1:47:00 PM  

"if he makes this free throw, he's allowed to steal 5 laptops...if he misses...only 4..."

James said...
Mar 26, 2009, 1:48:00 PM  

"Being the highest paid forcibly-retired employee in Connecticut is gonna be sweet."

Mar 26, 2009, 1:56:00 PM  

Holy crap, I guess I do make a lot of money!

Mar 26, 2009, 2:32:00 PM  

Less filling or tastes great...hmmm....

Nuk said...
Mar 26, 2009, 2:37:00 PM  

"Oh man, 1500 text messages... I hope to God they don't start checking Twitter..."

foos said...
Mar 26, 2009, 2:54:00 PM  

Hmmmmm... Nice ass.

JamesCraven said...
Mar 26, 2009, 4:15:00 PM  

I wonder if he's selling laptops.

Bigface said...
Mar 26, 2009, 4:22:00 PM  

40 text messages a day. Times 7 that's...280 text messages a week. Times 52 that's...Jesus Christ. I'll just pay the kid's uncle 10 grand.

StringerBell said...
Mar 26, 2009, 5:38:00 PM  

"why didn't I stay at Northeastern where no one cares about basketball?

nuhound said...
Mar 26, 2009, 5:43:00 PM  

"I think I still have Al Gore's phone number, maybe he can explain this Internet thingy to me."

JDM said...
Mar 26, 2009, 6:09:00 PM  

Hmmm, What Would Calvin Sampson Do?

twobigboobs said...
Mar 26, 2009, 7:16:00 PM  

I wonder what I will write on my blog tonight...

swany11 said...
Mar 26, 2009, 8:09:00 PM  

I wonder how his ass tastes....

SSReporters said...
Mar 26, 2009, 8:12:00 PM  

must...have...ass

tamtam said...
Mar 26, 2009, 8:24:00 PM  

"I remember when the worst thing that we did here was have kids steal laptops..."

Mike said...
Mar 26, 2009, 10:31:00 PM  

Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that!

David said...
Mar 26, 2009, 11:03:00 PM  

No, no, Gavin! Get the top hand over the ball...Hmm, he can't hear me. I guess I'll call him.

Charles said...
Mar 26, 2009, 11:16:00 PM  

What was it AJ said about calling people on computers using Skype or Skip or whatever? Maybe that's why he needed so many computers...

Cason said...
Mar 26, 2009, 11:54:00 PM  

This is a Southwestern airlines commercial....Jim is pondering the crisis as he hears all of the questions, comments, headlines, etc. roaring in his head when suddenly he is startled by the yelling voice of an equipment manager holding a phone "Coach, Coach, phone...Coach, phone...its for you!" As the camera pans back, Jim and the equipment manager holding the phone look at the urine stain on the front of Jim's khaki's. Then the voiceover, "Wanna get away?"

Mar 27, 2009, 12:35:00 AM  

God Damnit, why couldn't this all just be ignored like with Rudy Gay?

Bazooka Jones said...
Mar 27, 2009, 8:21:00 AM  

Shouldn't I be calling some future felon a few dozen times right now?

Mike said...
Mar 27, 2009, 9:13:00 AM  

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