Create The Caption #366
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
So CaC turned one today, and I couldn't be more proud of the work you all put in. There will be no "looks back" or "best ofs", today. No, just another picture and funny captions to break your day up! Here's to another 365!!!
Last Wednesday's Winners....
"Fast fact! The stuffing inside that heavy bag is made up of all the fat Mike Golic lost on NutriSystem."- James
"Although Greenberg has been working the bag for two hours a day, he's still a three to one underdog in his Celebrity Bout with Tonya Harding."- Foos
"I'm smiling because I own a big comfy sofa, which is where I'll be sleeping when my wife sees this photo..."- Permanent4
"Through the magic of slow motion photography, we are able to see the exact moment at which Mike Greenberg's hand, wrist, arm, collarbone, shoulder, and ribs shatter into a thousand pieces upon coming into contact with the bag."- Mr. Kennedy
"Good morning from Mike and Mike in the Morning, today Mike from Mike and Mike in the Morning is busy training on the SalonPas Pain Reliever brand Heavy Bag, brought to you by SalonPas, proud sponsor of Mike and Mike in the Morning, right here on Mike and Mike in the Morning."- DSNice
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of center Adam Waddell flipping after a dunk during Wyoming's opening round CBI game against Northeastern? The video may give you some help....
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Julian Tavarez Is Quite A Character (More Hardball)
Celebrity Brackets! (The Sports Hernia)
Aaron F'ing Boone Is Undergoing Heart Surgery (Josh Q Public)
Congrats To Marty Brodeur! (Total Pro Sports)
44 Comments:
Oh shit, I'm a center, what am I doing? I need to do something stupid to prevent the world from collapsing in on itself...here we go!
If a mid-level player on a mid-major team flips over in a less-than-middle-of-the-road tournament, does anyone know the final score of the game?
I told Obama I'd do something cool if he had the Cowboys advancing in his CBI bracket.
Adam Waddell, seen here dunking, is being heavily scouted by the Washington Generals.
Birdman's gotta fly...
Tell Paul O'Neill he has to catch a flyball in his hat next game.
In CBI Tournament, basket dunks you!
It was a risky operation, but Waddell seems to be thriving after his basketball/face transplant.
Waddell thinks to self...." Sportscenter Top 10 Plays here I come....Oh man...What were the steps in the Dunking 101 manual? Dribble, take 2 steps, jump, grab rim, slam ball thru, release the.....rim. Damn, I'm always forgetting that last step...."
Who says white guys can't dunk?
Ain't gonna make the NBA... Gotta practice the mascot skills.
Whoa....Why is everyone standing on their head?
Waddell:"I did it on purpose. I knew Skip Bayless and Jemele Hill would judge this dunk on 1st and Ten."
Look ma, no hands!
Oh, I get it, CBI must stand for Caucasian Brain Injury!
Shown here: Cover art for Breakin' 3 - Basketball Boogaloo DVD.
At least I'm not kissing myself in a mirror...
Waddell proves that white men CAN jump, they just can't land
White man may not be able to jump but by god they can flip like a mofo
How does Nate Robinson do that?
Finally, I've been trying to get my mouth close to my balls for years!
Woody Harrelson approves.
"With the first pick in the 2009 CBA draft, the LaCross Catbirds select Adam Waddell, from the University of Wyoming ..."
so this is why white people stay on the ground?
The best part is the commentary
Announcer #1: Jim, "He came straight out of the attic of uh the arena auditorium with that throwdown!"
Jim: That’s not a dunk that’s an acrobatic flip!!
And the worst part is, the judges had to deduct a point from Wyoming because the guy didn't stick the landing.
White men CAN jump, they just can't land.
That Syracuse guy called.
He said "Yur doin it rong!"
I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so scared. I'm so scared.
You know you play for Wyoming when this is the most coverage you'll ever get...
Actually, use this one:
You know you play for Wyoming when this is the LEAST embarrassing coverage you'll ever get...
MOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Gravity is a bitch...OUCH!
Gary Busey in his best role yet.
INVIZIBUL UPSIDE DOWN BRONKO!!!
While trying to get invited to the big dance,Adam Waddell makes a sad attempt at Lionel Ritchie's classic "Dancing on the ceiling"
Rafael Araujo wishes he could have picked himself back up like this when he fell from the NBA.
See! We can jump. We just can't land.
-White men
Ass vs. Teakettle...Ass wins.
Chris Kaman's little brother shows big brother how it's done.
"Wow, this FLUBBER stuff really does the trick!"
"i'll bet the cheerleaders can't beat THIS!" :D
Soon after,Waddell asked if that was good enough to join the David Beckham circus in Los Angeles.