Ugh. I can only imagine the caliber of "girls" they'll have when they turn this place into a temporary brothel.

Sometimes you just gotta say "What the fuck?"

Funny commercial, but I'm still trying to figure out what Leslie Nielsen has to do with college basketball.

"Calipari will never get in this commercial if he stays at Memphis."

It's the sexiest Final Four ever.

Knight: "I agreed to do a commercial for 'Lawrence Welk: Band Leader,' not this hippie crap!"

Unlike with Obama filling out a tournament bracket, Coach K had nothing more imprortant to do than shoot a commercial with fellow senior citizens in their underwear.

"Wow look at Coach K go on TTFATF.."

"Shouldn't Coach K be focusing on more important things, like getting his team out of the Sweet 16 next year, not TV commercials?" -Barack Obama

So what if we like to play a little Guitar Hero after we gang banged your wife?

I'm pretty sure that's the same shirt that Roy Williams wore last night...

What has been seen - cannot be unseen.

"Alright guys, we're playing some Paramore next, right?"

The Foghat reunion tour kicks off April 11th at the Holiday Inn on I-37.

3/29/2009: The day Guitar Hero "Jumped the Shark".

Why is Roy Williams' wife standing in the back next to Rick Pitino?

Don't you hate pants!

I totally figured Krzyzewski would slap-a da bass up around his collar.

What do you mean Rebecca De Mornay isn't going to be here?!

This is why we can't play together, because Bob always throws his guitar at the ref.

I guess I can't really give the young men whom I can influence any more advice on how to conduct themselves as men.

Coach K: I actually thought we were going to play Night Moves.....

What do you mean we used this before?

I thought that we were going to do this with Heidi Klum.

Anti-bonerama.

Is Bob Knight gonna have to choke a bitch?

What the fuck are you looking at?

Tom Cruise ain't walkin through that door.

My worst nightmare.

See what happens when you scrimp on security at the nursing home?

Hi, we live in the nursing home with Wilfred Brimley, and we have diabetes. It hurts us to pee and it causes us to be short with our family. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog.

It could be worse... they could be in briefs.

The Rolling Stones are going on tour again.

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things does not belong......the one actually going to the Final Four.

This is the worst iteration of the Four Horsemen yet.

Hey, weren't there four old washed-up guys in this commercial? Oh yeah, and some college basketball coaches too.

Knight: "In my entire adult life, I've never used the expression 'Guitar Hero'. I have no God damn idea what it means or what you're supposed to do (mimics playing the guitar while making a 'game face')."

Man, who is Guitar Hero going to go for next? The Golden Girls?

They say a picture says a thousand words. AA, I don't think I can fit "dammit" a thousand times in this short space.

Jim Calhoun was originally cast in Knight's place, but backed out under allegations of improper recruiting methods.

"So you might as well face it, you're addicted to love"

I feel so good if I just say the word - sussudio

Bob Knight: I don't intend to retire.

Do you have a "going" problem?

(Not pictured, Billy Donovan as Guido, the Killer Pimp.)