Create The Caption #367

Monday, March 23, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Wednesday's Winners....

"Birdman's gotta fly..."- Nuk

"In CBI Tournament, basket dunks you!"- Rocky Top

"Waddell proves that white men CAN jump, they just can't land"- Richard

"I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so scared. I'm so scared."- J Freak

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Larry King taking in the USA-Japan WBC game, last night?

Your Daily Links:

ESPN's Boxing Coverage Is Just Dreadful Now (Broadcasting and Cable)
Curt Schilling Is Officially Done (Sox and Dawgs)
Bill Lambieer And Digger Phelps Are Not Friendly (Rush The Court)
Bill Walton Leaves Creepy Birthday Messages (
Providence's Goalie Is A Little Crazy (TPS)
Some Preseason MLB Awards (Josh Q Public)
NFL Looking To Make Even More Rule Changes (LOCG)
Arenas Could Return This Weekend (DC Sports Bog)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:27 PM


Larry King hopes the game won't last too long because his diaper is currently full.

foos said...
Mar 23, 2009, 12:38:00 PM  

Larry King checking the the men's room.

Nathan Brice said...
Mar 23, 2009, 12:54:00 PM  

Ohhh, I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin glue.

BHill said...
Mar 23, 2009, 12:55:00 PM  

Larry King proudly displays the most meaningless hat in the history of the universe.

BF said...
Mar 23, 2009, 12:56:00 PM  

"Who farted? And why does that man keep calling me Mr. Selig?"

swany11 said...
Mar 23, 2009, 1:01:00 PM  

Kid right next to Larry: "Mom who is this creppy guy standing next to me? He smells like vaseline and pipe tobacco. Can we leave?"

49er16 said...
Mar 23, 2009, 1:07:00 PM  

Larry will always hold that 2008 NL West championshop close to his heart.

GMoney said...
Mar 23, 2009, 1:24:00 PM  

That looks like my next ex-wife over there.

alex7877 said...
Mar 23, 2009, 1:29:00 PM  

I've laid more pipe in this town, watching this team, than Wabasha Plumbing

Jeremiah said...
Mar 23, 2009, 1:48:00 PM  

Mattingly, cut those sideburns!

Paul said...
Mar 23, 2009, 1:53:00 PM  

Bud Selig looks like shit.

PG said...
Mar 23, 2009, 1:56:00 PM  

I am only here to court Johnathan Broxton for my grand-daughter.

Sal said...
Mar 23, 2009, 2:07:00 PM  

"Quick thought gang, for my money, no one does a better national anthem than James Ingram."

Blake said...
Mar 23, 2009, 2:15:00 PM  

Yes, I won!

What do I win, AA?

JFreak said...
Mar 23, 2009, 2:24:00 PM  

Dammit, I can't see. Is that Jackie Robinson out there in left field? This doesn't feel like Brooklyn.

Nick said...
Mar 23, 2009, 2:30:00 PM  

Pictured is the most famous person to attend the World Baseball Classic. In a separate announcement, Bud Selig has decided that this will be the last year for the WBC.

Nick said...
Mar 23, 2009, 2:32:00 PM  

Larry: "I'm going through the list the vendor gave me one more time. Dodgers jacket? Check. Dodgers playoff hat? Check. So, when do I have sex with Alyssa Milano?"

Mar 23, 2009, 2:32:00 PM  

hmmm... which one of these young broads am I going to marry next?

dsnice27 said...
Mar 23, 2009, 2:52:00 PM  

"Des Moines...hello - no, I haven't seen Jose Lima's wife - I think he's out of baseball now..."

Nuk said...
Mar 23, 2009, 2:58:00 PM  

Larry King thinks back to his late fifties when the couple behind him would have been in an internment camp instead of rooting against him.

Wade Robertson said...
Mar 23, 2009, 3:15:00 PM  


ABoyNamedArt said...
Mar 23, 2009, 3:15:00 PM  

Is that Enrico Pallazzo?

Mar 23, 2009, 3:23:00 PM  

Larry King grimaces after his interview with a sleepy Tommy Lasorda went terribly wrong and he was forced to stay for the World Baseball Classic game.

Nick said...
Mar 23, 2009, 3:36:00 PM  

I never knew Death was a Dodgers fan

The PayDirt said...
Mar 23, 2009, 3:56:00 PM  

So many blondes less than half my age. Too bad I'm not Smilin' Bob from the Enzyte commercials. At least he can get it up with some help.

Mike said...
Mar 23, 2009, 4:56:00 PM  

Memo to self...You DO know Sandy Koufax, you DO know Sandy Koufax

Richard said...
Mar 23, 2009, 5:08:00 PM  

"Wow, what a beautiful performance of the national anthem. Almost as beautiful as when me and Francis wrote it back in 1814"

Jared said...
Mar 23, 2009, 5:12:00 PM  

I can't believe I need to stand during their national anthem after what they did at Pearl Harbor.

Jesse said...
Mar 23, 2009, 5:40:00 PM  

A rare dark side sighting of Lord Palpatine sporting the blue and white Dodger colors.

Conner said...
Mar 23, 2009, 5:47:00 PM  

In attendance was Randy Johnson, who quickly took care of the giant bird in the stands.

SSReporters said...
Mar 23, 2009, 6:32:00 PM  

Why in the f*&K are thay having a moment of silence for me? I'm not dead yet.

(votes for Jeremiah and Rick James Bible Owner)

MMayes said...
Mar 23, 2009, 7:05:00 PM  

I was traded to Alyssa Milano's fantasy team "Who's Your Boss?"

JamesCraven said...
Mar 23, 2009, 8:21:00 PM  

Look everybody, it's a poison dart frog!

Ben Weldon said...
Mar 23, 2009, 9:29:00 PM  

"And they say I throw soft balls!"
-Larry King on Roy Oswalt's pitching

Mar 23, 2009, 9:57:00 PM  

There are no Dodgers on the field...what the?

Mark said...
Mar 23, 2009, 9:57:00 PM  

Smithers, where is that "Dancing Homer" mascot I've heard so much about?

Mal said...
Mar 23, 2009, 10:53:00 PM  

"Uhg I can't believe I ate the whole thing." Kid in front "Neither can I Mister."

Sean said...
Mar 24, 2009, 1:10:00 AM  

"'lest I come and smite the earth with a curse.'

Well, that's it. Old Fred is standing by, we'll get some coffee, we'll get some matzo-ball soup. I love the San Antonio Spurs, by the way, if you're betting on the NBA this year, I think they'll win it all. So I guess there's nothing more to say but..."

Mar 24, 2009, 1:43:00 AM  

Wait a second...this isn't my show set.

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2009, 4:34:00 PM  

Hmm....maybe it is a growing problem and not a going problem.

alex7877 said...
Mar 25, 2009, 10:55:00 AM  

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