Create The Caption #364
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Man, and I thought everyone was jokin' when they said there was a team in Buffalo..."- Foos
"This man, has 6.5 million reasons to live..."- Leezy
"If you have any further questions my client will answer them in the driveway during his ab workout."- Alex
"I told you Terrell, Ashton is NOT going to come running out and say "you've been punk'd""- TGISports
"It's not about him. Terrell. You guys can point the finger at him and you can talk about the North America comments. And if you do that, it's really unfair. It's really unfair. That's my man. My client. (tears up) It's not fair. We signed with the Bills as a team. We signed with the Bills as a team."- Jeff
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Dan Patrick hanging with the Andrews' Sisters? (Via DanPatrick.com)
Your Daily Links:
Sure Dan's Listeners Already Started The Captions, But You Can Show Them How The Pros Do It! (Sports Illustrated)
A Look At The Potential Monopoly ESPN Has On Sports Media (LB Post)
An Open Letter To The Mainstream Media (JSF)
A Blogger's Account Of Steroid Use (Major League Jerk)
A Handful Of Things CBBall Needs To Change (SS Reporters)
An Interview With FOX Soccer's Terri Leigh (Unprofessional Foul)
A Look At The New Trend Of Platform Tennis (Philly Burbs)
Introducing The Blog Of Dreams (Josh Q Public)
Coming Up With A New QB Rating System (Kotite's Corner)
More Random UFL News (Five Tool Tool)
Are The Bobcats Actually Good? (That NBA Lottery Pick)
44 Comments:
Your my boy blue.
DP: You're with me, leathers.
Bonerama!
Simply...En fuego!
Is Erin's left hand making its way to "press row?"
Suck it Olbermann!
Don't act like you're not impressed...
He looks like Michael Finley to me.
And I'm touching nothing but the bottom of the breasts!
Welcome to the big show.
Dan Patrick, living the American Dream.
"I'm smiling because I own a big comfy sofa, which is where I'll be sleeping when my wife sees this photo..."
I have no caption because i've spilled my haterade
Somewhere within the NovaCare Complex, Andy Reid is looking at a picture of himself with his arms around Stacy and Shawn Andrews thinking, "Good show, Mr. Patrick. Good show."
Dan Patrick makes smiling Bob from the Enzyte commercials look rather sad.
You can't stop me girls, you can only hope to contain me.
Not pictured: Keith Olberman with the Limbaugh brothers.
And the Vikings take the lead on a 26 yard scamper by Adrian Peterson...
Easiest kill choice ever in F, Marry, Kill!
The last time Dan Patrick had something so luscious and delicious in his hands, he was promoting the Meatball & Provelone Super Sub for Cousin's Subs.
So he goes from Springstein crotch slide hopeful to Andrews girls' arm candy. Only in America folks.
Well, I'm off to church; this being a definite sign of the coming Apocalypse and all.
I do this to Olbermann all the time.
I can clearly see two uprights in this photo, one on the field.
BTW, my word verification was "slamidi" ... got that right.
pimpin' at easy, but it sure is fun
He's walking in a hottie wonderland.
You gotta give me this one.
Just think at what could have happened if he had never left ESPN.
He's a modern day Bing Crosby.
This one is really hard to get.
right between the eyes!
Dan had to leave ESPN because instead of porn stars all he could get were the Andrews sisters.
Match Game time...After showing his friends this picture Dan said, "If you think my smile is big,you should see my ______."
Somewhere Bruce Pearl is crying.
Billy Gillespie: Stupid Dan Patrick left me with this Jeannine chick.
Hey ladies... how about a Filet-O-Fish sandwich?
Two Andrews. Wow! (credit to bonnie bernstein for that one)
two andrews, one patrick..
Five seconds later...The alarm clock sounds and the voice of Dan's mom is heard "Danny! Wake up! It's time to go to school".
The thesis statement for 'Hot chicks with douchebags'.
Now off ESPN, Dan Patrick attempts to assume Howard Stern's role of terrestrial radio's official tester for breast cancer.
In about 2 minutes, I'm going to sprint to the men's room to rub one out!
This has to be a Photoshop. There's no way a sportscaster attends the BCS and isn't permanently fixated on Tim Tebow the whole time.
DP: My boner is en fuego.