Create The Caption #363

Monday, March 09, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners....

"He looks like Michael Finley to me"- The Paydirt (Hilarious)

"Michael Wilbon ponders Tony Reali's statement, "With that shirt, the odds of you flirting with some new porn stars are squa-DOOSH!"- Birdman

"Craig Sager thinks that throwback jersey looks bad."- 49er16

"ESPN released an official apology stating, "We have recently become aware of an incident on PTI involving the promotion of hockey. We want to assure our viewers that this was an isolated incident and ESPN has no plans to expand or actually provide coverage of the NHL. We are reviewing procedures to ensure that this will never happen again. Reminder: Check ESPN for up to the minute coverage of the aspiration of A-Rod's cyst.""- WB,SB

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of T.O. at his Buffalo Bills press conference on Saturday, with agent Drew Rosenhaus?

Your Daily Links:

Fergie To Perform At Free Final Four Concert (Free Press)
Best. Zamboni. Ever (Puck Daddy)
Steph Curry Is Likely Out Of The Tourney (Storming the Floor)
Pedroia Jokes On Jeter (Sox and Dawgs)
Anthony Brock's G-Ma Would Be Proud (Outside the Boxscore)
A Look At Ken Griffey Jr's Non-Steroid Career (I'm Writing Sports)
The Eagles Are Still Drawing Dawkins Headlines (HHR)
What A Cinderella Team Needs To Be Called A Cinderella Team (The Love of Sports)
Steinbrenner Pulls A Gillooly (Josh Q Public)
Naked Bike Riding Rules! (The Big Picture)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:32 PM


Next question.

JFreak said...
Mar 9, 2009, 12:34:00 PM  

Can someone Photoshop me out of this picture? Like with that porno?

Nuk said...
Mar 9, 2009, 12:34:00 PM  
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William said...
Mar 9, 2009, 12:43:00 PM  

Really, Drew? Get your Beef on Weck ready?

William said...
Mar 9, 2009, 12:43:00 PM  

Man, and I thought everyone was jokin' when they said there was a team in Buffalo...

foos said...
Mar 9, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  
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Mar 9, 2009, 12:58:00 PM  

Drew: "We signed with Buffalo because of its close proximity to Canada, allowing Terrell to stock up on enough pills to get through the season."

Mar 9, 2009, 1:02:00 PM  

"I don't even know anymore...."

Rex Banner said...
Mar 9, 2009, 1:10:00 PM  

"This man, has 6.5 million reasons to live... "

LeeZy said...
Mar 9, 2009, 1:16:00 PM  


milrey76 said...
Mar 9, 2009, 1:24:00 PM  

If you have any further questions my client will answer them in the driveway during his ab workout.

alex7877 said...
Mar 9, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

Terrell and I pondered it for a long time, but in the end, we are convinced that he can do shirtless sit-ups in his driveway no matter what the Buffalo weather looks like.

GMoney said...
Mar 9, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

Drew: It's not about him. Terrell. You guys can point the finger at him and you can talk about the North America comments. And if you do that, it's really unfair. It's really unfair. That's my man. My client. (tears up) It's not fair. We signed with the Bills as a team. We signed with the Bills as a team. (Sniffles

Jeff said...
Mar 9, 2009, 1:37:00 PM  

"Terrell has always wanted the chance to line up alongside Roscoe Parrish."

Matt said...
Mar 9, 2009, 1:50:00 PM  

ESPN producers saddened Owens signs so soon; Plans for month-long Sportscenter feature about how different fan bases would react to Owens scrapped.

John R. said...
Mar 9, 2009, 2:06:00 PM  

T.O.: "This is not about Trent. YOu guys can point the finger at him. You can talk about the vacation, and if you do that, it's really unfair. It's really unfair. That's my teammate. That's my quarterback. And if you guys do that, man, thtat's not fair. We lost this as a team. Actually, fuck it. You guys are right. It is Edwards' fault we lost the game. Trent Edwards sucks!"

JFein said...
Mar 9, 2009, 2:07:00 PM  

Let me perfectly clear. I want the Dallas Cowboys to fail! Next question!

Chris said...
Mar 9, 2009, 2:10:00 PM  

Drew: And the philosopher, Tooo, asked me to find the one place on Earth where DEAD things go to DIE. We're happy to be in Buffalo.

Two Dogs said...
Mar 9, 2009, 2:20:00 PM  

Drew: "This is where Terrell has wanted to be all along."

T.O.: "What the fuck am I doing here?"

Mar 9, 2009, 2:22:00 PM  

Drew: "Next question"

T.O.'s publist: "He has 6 million reason's to live."

T.O.: "Crap! Now I have to shovel the driveway to do situps."

49er16 said...
Mar 9, 2009, 2:49:00 PM  

People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,
He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
People let me tell you bout my best friend,
He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.

Richard said...
Mar 9, 2009, 2:52:00 PM  

"Get'cha passports ready! We're still moving to Canada right?"

frickinidiot said...
Mar 9, 2009, 3:18:00 PM  

This is TO, and he has told me so often that he loves how cold it gets in...where are we? Buffalo? Ohhh...

He loves how cold it gets here, subzero temps are his favorites. You guys will soon be forgetting about Eric Moulds.

hollywood wags said...
Mar 9, 2009, 3:55:00 PM  

Everything for the player.

Steven said...
Mar 9, 2009, 4:05:00 PM  

Why did you have to question Trent Edwards's viability like that? He's T.O.'s Quarterback!

Mar 9, 2009, 4:18:00 PM  

"Okay, everyone. I just told Terrell we were going to New York, when I take off his blindfold, I want everyone to yell, 'SURPRISE!!'"

Bazooka Jones said...
Mar 9, 2009, 4:18:00 PM  

"Just the two of us. We can make it if we try. Just the two of us, you and I"

Mar 9, 2009, 4:49:00 PM  

Terrell ALWAYS wanted to be a Bill. Growing up in Mississippi, he dreamed of running out onto the snow-covered field in Ralph Wilson Stadium and catch passes from a talent like Trent Edwards. Even when he was with the 49ers, Eagles and Cowboys, Terrell LOVED the "Insert Name Here"...I mean Bills!

Nick said...
Mar 9, 2009, 4:57:00 PM  

Trent Edwards said to get Terrell and "BOOM" here we are!

Nick said...
Mar 9, 2009, 4:58:00 PM  

Drew: How is that. . . the hat? Is it comfortable. . . are you pleased with it?
T.O (mumbling): I'm not here for you to make me feel weird about it.
Drew: I can't be the first one to make you feel weird about it.
T.O(mumbling): No I guess not.
Drew: Sorry T.O couldn't be here tonight.

Anonymous said...
Mar 9, 2009, 6:42:00 PM  

Drew: So that's why the city of Buffalo can look forward to T.O. As a talent agent I KNOW that the one-man Aristocrats show will succeed.

SSReporters said...
Mar 9, 2009, 6:47:00 PM  

Terrell Owens gets focused before heading to a wild party at Dave & Buster's.

Gorgonzola said...
Mar 9, 2009, 6:57:00 PM  

"Terrell knows he made some bad decisions, but to make sure we don't have any more problems, he's going to Buffalo to think about what he's done. Right, Terrell?"
"What was that, young man?"
"Yes, sir..."

Chubs said...
Mar 9, 2009, 7:14:00 PM  

Wade Phillips told me to say "hey" to you Buffalo guys.

Mal said...
Mar 9, 2009, 7:53:00 PM  

With T.O. in this lineup the playoffs are a sure thing, like a 47 yard field goal.

Mar 9, 2009, 8:08:00 PM  

"Hold on a moment while I get my hand reinserted into the puppet's back."

Shamburglar said...
Mar 9, 2009, 9:04:00 PM  

Aw man, Drew told me Jessica Simpson lived in Buffalo... guess I'll have to settle for Ani DiFranco.

OrderedChaos said...
Mar 9, 2009, 9:33:00 PM  

Why can't we be friends, whay can't we be friends...?

JamesCraven said...
Mar 9, 2009, 10:29:00 PM  

"Okay, Terrell, we're here. You can take the blindfold off now."

Simon said...
Mar 9, 2009, 11:26:00 PM  

Help ME, Help YOU!!

Scott said...
Mar 10, 2009, 12:54:00 AM  

I told you Terrell, Ashton is NOT going to come running out and say "you've been punk'd"

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2009, 1:19:00 AM  

I can't live if living is without you. I can't live, I can't live anymore!!!!

questionmark said...
Mar 10, 2009, 4:07:00 AM  

*sobbing* This is my agent...

Sal said...
Mar 10, 2009, 10:26:00 AM  

DR: "And despite some of the things you may have heard from the media or read on the internet, we have NOT jumped shark! Our Jerry Maguire relationship is still interesting and relevant, TO is still a tremendous talent, and this only make the Bills an even bigger threat in the AFC East . . ."

TO (thought to self): "OK. Now, I have jumped the shark."

Mitch said...
Mar 10, 2009, 12:03:00 PM  

T.O: "dear god, is this douche next to me really my agent? i need my pills." (*pulls hat over eyes*)

tamtam said...
Mar 24, 2009, 4:36:00 PM  

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