Next question.

Can someone Photoshop me out of this picture? Like with that porno?

Really, Drew? Get your Beef on Weck ready?

Man, and I thought everyone was jokin' when they said there was a team in Buffalo...

Drew: "We signed with Buffalo because of its close proximity to Canada, allowing Terrell to stock up on enough pills to get through the season."

"I don't even know anymore...."

"This man, has 6.5 million reasons to live... "

"Fuck"

If you have any further questions my client will answer them in the driveway during his ab workout.

Terrell and I pondered it for a long time, but in the end, we are convinced that he can do shirtless sit-ups in his driveway no matter what the Buffalo weather looks like.

Drew: It's not about him. Terrell. You guys can point the finger at him and you can talk about the North America comments. And if you do that, it's really unfair. It's really unfair. That's my man. My client. (tears up) It's not fair. We signed with the Bills as a team. We signed with the Bills as a team. (Sniffles

"Terrell has always wanted the chance to line up alongside Roscoe Parrish."

ESPN producers saddened Owens signs so soon; Plans for month-long Sportscenter feature about how different fan bases would react to Owens scrapped.

T.O.: "This is not about Trent. YOu guys can point the finger at him. You can talk about the vacation, and if you do that, it's really unfair. It's really unfair. That's my teammate. That's my quarterback. And if you guys do that, man, thtat's not fair. We lost this as a team. Actually, fuck it. You guys are right. It is Edwards' fault we lost the game. Trent Edwards sucks!"

Let me perfectly clear. I want the Dallas Cowboys to fail! Next question!

Drew: And the philosopher, Tooo, asked me to find the one place on Earth where DEAD things go to DIE. We're happy to be in Buffalo.

Drew: "This is where Terrell has wanted to be all along."

T.O.: "What the fuck am I doing here?"

Drew: "Next question"

T.O.'s publist: "He has 6 million reason's to live."

T.O.: "Crap! Now I have to shovel the driveway to do situps."

People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,
He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
People let me tell you bout my best friend,
He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.

"Get'cha passports ready! We're still moving to Canada right?"

This is TO, and he has told me so often that he loves how cold it gets in...where are we? Buffalo? Ohhh...

He loves how cold it gets here, subzero temps are his favorites. You guys will soon be forgetting about Eric Moulds.

Everything for the player.

Why did you have to question Trent Edwards's viability like that? He's T.O.'s Quarterback!

"Okay, everyone. I just told Terrell we were going to New York, when I take off his blindfold, I want everyone to yell, 'SURPRISE!!'"

"Just the two of us. We can make it if we try. Just the two of us, you and I"

Terrell ALWAYS wanted to be a Bill. Growing up in Mississippi, he dreamed of running out onto the snow-covered field in Ralph Wilson Stadium and catch passes from a talent like Trent Edwards. Even when he was with the 49ers, Eagles and Cowboys, Terrell LOVED the "Insert Name Here"...I mean Bills!

Trent Edwards said to get Terrell and "BOOM" here we are!

Drew: How is that. . . the hat? Is it comfortable. . . are you pleased with it?
T.O (mumbling): I'm not here for you to make me feel weird about it.
Drew: I can't be the first one to make you feel weird about it.
T.O(mumbling): No I guess not.
Drew: Sorry T.O couldn't be here tonight.

Drew: So that's why the city of Buffalo can look forward to T.O. As a talent agent I KNOW that the one-man Aristocrats show will succeed.

Terrell Owens gets focused before heading to a wild party at Dave & Buster's.

"Terrell knows he made some bad decisions, but to make sure we don't have any more problems, he's going to Buffalo to think about what he's done. Right, Terrell?"
"mmmhmmr"
"What was that, young man?"
"Yes, sir..."

Wade Phillips told me to say "hey" to you Buffalo guys.

With T.O. in this lineup the playoffs are a sure thing, like a 47 yard field goal.

"Hold on a moment while I get my hand reinserted into the puppet's back."

Aw man, Drew told me Jessica Simpson lived in Buffalo... guess I'll have to settle for Ani DiFranco.

Why can't we be friends, whay can't we be friends...?

"Okay, Terrell, we're here. You can take the blindfold off now."

Help ME, Help YOU!!

I told you Terrell, Ashton is NOT going to come running out and say "you've been punk'd"

I can't live if living is without you. I can't live, I can't live anymore!!!!

*sobbing* This is my agent...

DR: "And despite some of the things you may have heard from the media or read on the internet, we have NOT jumped shark! Our Jerry Maguire relationship is still interesting and relevant, TO is still a tremendous talent, and this only make the Bills an even bigger threat in the AFC East . . ."

TO (thought to self): "OK. Now, I have jumped the shark."

T.O: "dear god, is this douche next to me really my agent? i need my pills." (*pulls hat over eyes*)