Red and white *vertical* stripes? Oh, sorry, my bad.

"Yes, Tony, I realize that I'm just the fourth black man, player or fan, to wear a hockey jersey this year."

"How the Hell Did Wilbon Steal My Outfit for Tonight?" Don Cherry

So you're telling me that this isn't a throwback Delino DeShields Expos jersey?

He looks like Michael Finley to me

Craig Sager thinks that throwback jersey looks bad.

ESPN released an official apology stating, "We have recently become aware of an incident on PTI involving the promotion of hockey. We want to assure our viewers that this was an isolated incident and ESPN has no plans to expand or actually provide coverage of the NHL. We are reviewing procedures to ensure that this will never happen again. Reminder: Check ESPN for up to the minute coverage of the aspiration of A-Rod's cyst."

If John McEnroe was a pimp, he'd say "You can NOT be serious, Wilbon!"

Tom Crean: "Mike, you're asking me about 'Lessons From Losing?' I see you learned not to lose a bet to Paul Lukas."

Aren't you gonna give me some dap for this one, Ton?

Wilbon has no time to change for a PTI taping after his audition for "Where's Waldo?: The Movie".

And coming to you from ESPN: The Prison where the outfits are FABULOUS!

"Can you believe that this is what Don Cherry has me wearing after I bet him Avery wouldn't end up back in the NHL?"

"Fra-jeel-ay..."

"Next, can Wilbon still call himself a journalist while wearing THAT?! Wilbon! What is THAT?!"

Best line from Dr. Kornholio:

"You look like that you would be on the Edmonton, Alberta chain gang."

*cues up Sam Cooke*

Apparently a maple leaf threw up on an American Flag, then Michael Wilbon decided to drape it around his body.

Michael Wilbon ponders Tony Reali's statement, "With that shirt, the odds of you flirting with some new porn stars are squa-DOOSH!"

"...not that there's anything wrong with that"

Police issue an arrest warrant for Michael Wilbon after discovering he was behind the theft of the American flag material.

For those who dont follow hockey, Montreal wore these on Super Bowl Sunday, nice way to fly under the radar

It's not a jersey, it's a sweater!

Wilbon: "Pardon the interuption while I proceed to scare everyone watching with this hideous outfit."

[thought bubble] "I bet I could beat corny to death with that leg lamp behind me."

"If I hear one more Urkel joke, someone's gettin' pistol-whipped"

Wilbon comes to the PTI set immediately after shooting his cameo in the "Family Matters" reunion movie, where it is revealed that Steve Urkel is his illegitimate son!