Create The Caption #361
Thursday, March 05, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
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(Nobody can...it's okay)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Ozzie Guillen and Lou Pinella hanging with Vegas showgirls before an exhibition game? 
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22 Comments:
Lou: Dibs on the middle one.
Presenting Viagra's newest spokesman: Lou Pinella.
Smile if you hate Steve Phillips!!!
A couple of boobs standing with an old man and two showgirls.
Ozzie: "If you two don't fight, I will send you back to the minors"
Bit chilly out this evening, eh ladies?
Lou Pinella was surprised to learn that the Cubs are playing a few games in Las Vegas after arriving with his senior living bus tour for a weekend round with the slots.
Ozzie: Hey Lou, A-Rod, Jeter and Matsui sure look diffrent this year, eh?
Lou: Well, they're wearing less make-up...
Ozzie: "That martini glass is almost as big as your..."
(Off camera Bud Selig gives stern look)
"uhh... feathery head thing."
So, were you girls in town the weekend that Zack and Kelley got married?
This 2 girls one cup thing is worse than i expected!
"Alex was kissing Latino people's asses. He knew he wasn't going to play for the Dominicans; he's not a Dominican!"
Mayor Oscar Goodman (middle): "I agreed to show up to your exhibition game provided you both never rap again."
O.G: I may manage on the south side....but girl I am fully north right now...
Lou did not seem as upset with these outfits as he did with Erin Andrews' yellow dress from Summer, 2008.
Can someone please help identify the biggest pair of boobs in this picture? Showgirl #1, Showgirl #2, or Ozzie and Lou?
Guy in Middle: "Look at the breasts on these trollops!"
"Jonny Ola told me about this place."
Production was halted on the latest James Bond film after posing as a Vegas showgirl was considered too ridiculous even for that franchise.
Ozzie realizes the Black Sox' dream by playing in Vegas and taking a picture with an ex-mob lawyer.
Ozzie: (los improperios suprimieron)
Guy in the middle: Is that a breastpump?
Lou: (expletives deleted)
The Old guy in the middle is the happiest of them all.