Create The Caption #360
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Maybe those last 4 cheeseburgers weren't such a good idea."- WBSB
"Soon after the ride stopped, C.C. Sabathia was placed on the 60 day DL with a pulled oblique while "excessively giggling"."- Mez
"Ahh, an animatronic Joe Torre...shoot him!"- Nick
"Still the cockiest team in sports, the Yankees arrogantly decide to go to Disney World BEFORE they win a championship..."- Rex Banner
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Adam Sandler kissing Jack Nicholson on the Kiss Cam at Staples Center last night? (Movie quote ban lifted for one day!)
Your Daily Links:
The Sad Final Moments Of The Lost NFL Boaters (Sports by Brooks)
Favre Is Selling A Lot Of Vehicles As Of Late (The Big Picture)
The Cavs Are Sneaky In The Free Agent Game (That NBA Lottery Pick)
Who To Hate When Watching The WBC (LB Post Sports)
An Update On The Irvin Reality Show (Sports Media Blog)
Bonds Still Trying To Get Back In The League (Bootlegger Sports)
One Player Fights A Whole Hockey Team (DoD)
More Garbage Pail Phils (PA Baseball)
Gary Payton Is Making A Run At Shaq For The Twitter Title (Twitter: Real Gary Payton)
26 Comments:
Jack: JACKASS!!!!
Jack: Adam, I thought you wanted to "touch the hiney", so why the hell are you kissing me you f'n lush?!
Jack: Hey Adam, look down....Heeeere's Johnny!
Jack Nicholson checks off #3 on his bucket list
Adam, I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way.
Sorry AA, I can't remember any quotes from "Anger Management."
Not in public, damnit!
That had better be chicken salad between your knees....
Jack looks pissed. I wonder why...
"I now pronounce your careers dead and irrelevant."
Jack: I want you to retard your affection.
Mmm, you taste like Viagra and strippers.
Greg Paulus is a fan of this.
Best Adam Sandler movie in a long time...
Let's just hope they weren't shooting a scene for an Anger Management sequal.
Oh the irony of this One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest quote:
"Someone get me a fucking wiener before I die."
Adam Sandler: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and....gay.
Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Frank: '74.
Billy Madison: Meg Ryan.
surprisingly, this film is already in the early lead for the best film for next year's academy awards...
Phil Jackson immediately sensed the Lakers karma change - for the worse.
Next scene: Jack turns to his right and kisses Greg Kinnear. While Rob Schneider jumps up from behind them and screams "You can do it"!
Nicholson: I just want to know what you're worth. Over ten million?
Sandler: Oh my, yes.
Nicholson: Then why did you do that Zohan picture? How much better can you eat? What can you buy that you can't already afford?
Sandler: The future, Jack, the future.
Jack: Goooooosfrahbah!!!!
Never, never, kiss me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. And later you realize I'm still alive and want to show how happy are you. Even then, don't come to kiss me. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't kiss. Not on this cheek. Not for any reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
Good Lord, you even SMELL old and wrinkley!