Monday, May 04, 2009

Create The Caption #384

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....


"*Nutrisystem may cause uncontrollable rectal perspiration."- Jon Terry

"I just went number deux, deux, deux."- Mal

"5 bucks says Tom Jackson is just out of frame with a squirt gun."- Adam

"You're With Me Swamp Ass"- The PayDirt
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of John Elway introducing the Denver Nuggets before their opening round game against the Mavericks?


Your Daily Links:

Josh Elliott Goes On The DL (On The DL)
SMJ Scoops Up Fired Baltimore Sun Reporter (Sports Media Journal)
Star Wars Invades Triple A Game (Red Sox Monster)
Joe Nathan Is Crazy On The Mound (Bugs and Cranks)
A List Of Annoying Announcer Cliches (The Love Of Sports)
Goaltender Takes A Slash To The Head (Total Pro Sports)
A Great Story About The Late Jack Kemp (Newsweek)
AJ Burnett Has An Amazing Home Theater (Electronic House)
Jay Cutler Is Officially Safe From Swine Flu (Laddy McFaddy)
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34 comments:

  1. 49er16May 4, 2009, 12:45:00 PM

    When did Chauncey Billups gain weight?

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  2. Vu PhamMay 4, 2009, 12:57:00 PM

    John Elway's Nutrisystem "BEFORE" photo.

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  3. UnknownMay 4, 2009, 12:59:00 PM

    damn I have to pretend to like you assholes by wearing a Nuggets jersey?

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  4. walnutsMay 4, 2009, 1:00:00 PM

    I am getting paid cash to do this, right?

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  5. UnknownMay 4, 2009, 1:06:00 PM

    Jay Cutler was scheduled to do this. I wonder why he cancelled...

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  6. The Ghost of Rick JamesMay 4, 2009, 1:07:00 PM

    After yet another patented comeback, John Elway announces he won't skip the Preakness Stakes.

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  7. TurtleMay 4, 2009, 1:21:00 PM

    Once again leading by example, John Elway shows Brett Favre how to properly come out of retirement.

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  8. MalMay 4, 2009, 1:22:00 PM

    That stick is shoved WAY up my butt tonight.

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  9. MalMay 4, 2009, 1:23:00 PM

    AA - did you see Berman on SportsCenter last night????

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  10. GMoneyMay 4, 2009, 1:24:00 PM

    FEED ME!!!

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  11. JesseMay 4, 2009, 1:39:00 PM

    I look gay in this baby blue, don't I?

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  12. Brad JamesMay 4, 2009, 1:41:00 PM

    Where's Gary Kubiak when I need him? He always did menial tasks for me when we played together.

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  13. Nathan BriceMay 4, 2009, 1:46:00 PM

    I think I just saw my third wife in the stands.

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  14. UnknownMay 4, 2009, 2:01:00 PM

    "In closing, I would like to thank you fine people of Denver for your support, and in thanks I am offering 3.75% APR on all cars purchased before the Lakers beat the Thuggets errr Nuggets in 4 games."

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  15. Steve SmithMay 4, 2009, 2:20:00 PM

    I'm God. And don't you forget it.

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  16. TASMay 4, 2009, 2:38:00 PM

    What do you mean, "Did I buy this jersey at Lane Bryant??"

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  17. E BuzzMay 4, 2009, 2:46:00 PM

    Is that a horse over there? Ah, it's just my reflection in a mirror.

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  18. AnonymousMay 4, 2009, 3:04:00 PM

    Please buy a car from me - My mansion doesn't heat itself.

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  19. tamtamMay 4, 2009, 3:30:00 PM

    BUUURRRPP!!!

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  20. ArturoMay 4, 2009, 3:45:00 PM

    What's that -- MY GOD, THAT'S BRETT FAVRE'S MUSIC!

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  21. Wade RobertsonMay 4, 2009, 3:52:00 PM

    "Mine That Bird" makes his first public appearance since winning the Derby.

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  22. Rex BannerMay 4, 2009, 3:58:00 PM

    After seeing a picture of Chris Berman's swamp ass, John Elway made sure to wear his extra large Nuggets jersey, specially designed to cover his...

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  23. AnonymousMay 4, 2009, 4:18:00 PM

    Man, I've got 3, 5, and 7 layer nachos under here!!

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  24. AnonymousMay 4, 2009, 4:45:00 PM

    I don't know why the Nuggets had a Stanley Roberts jersey, but it came in handy tonight!

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  25. Kelly SchultzMay 4, 2009, 5:24:00 PM

    "Heck, if Favre can come back out of retirement, so can I."

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  26. Lammy742May 4, 2009, 6:46:00 PM

    Gary Busey: All you critics who say I don't belong here, I'm going to pull your endocrine system out of your body.

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  27. AnonymousMay 4, 2009, 6:48:00 PM

    John Elway(to himself): The economy just had to tank on me and leave me with this weird watch and reduce me to announcing the Nuggets' starting lineup. Well, atleast the Cutler comparisons are done.

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  28. UnknownMay 4, 2009, 8:19:00 PM

    wtf is this, playoffs in denver? in any sport? after i left?

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  29. b. LeeMay 4, 2009, 8:36:00 PM

    And when me and Jay Cutler face one another in the squared circle, you can bet on this, Denver: It's Elway or the Highway!

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  30. woodshederMay 4, 2009, 10:58:00 PM

    Finally, the Nuggets have someone in uniform that can actually pass the ball.

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  31. CGVTMay 4, 2009, 11:03:00 PM

    Feeeeeelings. Whoa whoa whoa feeeeeeeeliiings

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  32. CasonMay 5, 2009, 9:31:00 AM

    I'm due in November!

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  33. MalMay 5, 2009, 11:25:00 AM

    So, if I make this shot from half court I get the WHOLE bucket of chicken, right?

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  34. UnknownMay 5, 2009, 12:16:00 PM

    Bring me your finest meats and cheeses.

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