Looks like someone could use a Manpon

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

At a very inopportune time, Berman's prototype Sham-Wow pants prove to be a success.

Madden: You see the guys that are work'n the line, those guys are work'n it hard down there. Clearing out the B-holes and the A-holes. YOu can tell by the amount of sweat on there pants (uses telestrater) right around here and here. In the old days we used to call that all kinds of crazy things like swass, swalls or even swock. Just depends which conference your in.

*Nutrisystem may cause uncontrollable rectal perspiration.

Chris Berman, just off the Budweiser Hot Seat.

...and he COULD...USE...ANOTHER...PAIR...OF PANTS!

You'd be sweating like Berman too if you had to make a putt with 6 people kinda-sorta watching you...

He is just celebrating Stephen A.'s las day at ESPN like the rest of us.

Michael Waltrip: "I knew someone sweated more than I do."

That is Michael Waltrip in that picture, for those of you unaware.

In just one round of golf, Berman goes from "The Swami" to the "The Swamp Ass".

Sweaty crack, crack, crack, craack, craaack...

Shouldn't have worn the thong today...

I can feel this sweat go down my back, back, back, back, back, back... side!

As you can see in the capture of this frame-by-frame action (shortly before the demise of the kneeling golfer) the weight of perspiration in Mr. Berman's Dockers pulls him back... and to the left. Back... and to the left...

5 minutes after Chris Berman was with Leather.

Steve Young thinks this is the antithesis of "Looking Presidential."

Berman's slacks are weeping over the ugly shirt and ridiculous hat he is wearing.

Berman: "I just went number deux, deux, deux".

Berman: "I've had the walking sharts before, but this is the first time I've had the putting sharts".

Waltrip: You OK, Chris?
Berman: Depends.
Waltrip: On what, whether or not you make this putt?
Berman: No, get me some Depends, please!

What, you don't tee off on the green?

Is that a sandwich over there?

chris berman(silently): good move pouring that water on your ass, chris. now people won't focus on the fact that it appears that a bird with explosive diaarhea shat all over my shirt.

Waltrip: I drive 500 miles at a time at about 190 MPH in temeratures well over 100 degrees without stopping. What's your excuse, Chris?

WARNING: Deuz Deux Deux can cause extreme ass sweat.

I don't know who is more sad: Berman, or the dude in the 'crowd' taking the picture of Berman

You're with me, leather. Now go get my @$$ a towel!!

(On a package of Deux Deux Deuxs): "May cause massive anal perspiration."

with his ass all wet, a humiliated chris berman wonders if he can get in touch with al davis for some depends

If Tiger saw this, he'd be in laughter fits...

And BTW, aptly enough, the verifacation word is "round".

I just pissed in the back back back BACK of my pants

Damn, my ass is as wet as a cucumber at a women's prison!

You're With Me Swamp Ass

CB: "I got techniques, dripping out my butt cheeks, sleep on my stomach so I don't f**k up my sheets!"

Berman: None of you will ever make more than $19,000 a year!

Sorry, AA, that stain just screams Albert Brooks in "Broadcast News."

5 bucks says Tom Jackson is just out of frame with a squirt gun.