Create The Caption #383

Thursday, April 30, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

Neil: "Bartender! Jack... this guy in face for wearing those glasses!"- Birdman

"Alright guys, which one of you is going to have a wardrobe malfunction?"- BF

"Its my dick in a desk!"- Ryan

"Yeah, this is... fun. So... uhm... this fulfills my Mouseketeer contractual obligation to Disney once and for all, right? And we'll get grandma back unharmed as agreed, right?"- Barry

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Chris Berman having a bit of a sweating problem, at a pro-am in Charlotte yesterday? (Via Deadspin)

Your Daily Links:

It's Stephen A.'s Last Day! (Fan IQ)
EA Is NOT Engaged (Hot Clicks)
Playboy Makes A Matthew Stafford Song (Playboy)
This Ballboy Is Enjoying His Job (World Of Issac)
The Mets Must Hate Santana (LOCG)
The Top Ten American Sporting Events (Real Clear Sports)
Does Dwyane Wade Now Have A Famous Baby Mama? (The Big Picture)
Talking Tea With Torre, Simms And Francona (Bigelow Tea Blog)
Ron Artest Is A Brandon Roy Fan (Lake Show Life)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:15 PM


Looks like someone could use a Manpon

Anthony said...
Apr 30, 2009, 12:20:00 PM  

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Ted said...
Apr 30, 2009, 12:36:00 PM  

At a very inopportune time, Berman's prototype Sham-Wow pants prove to be a success.

Wade Robertson said...
Apr 30, 2009, 12:40:00 PM  

Madden: You see the guys that are work'n the line, those guys are work'n it hard down there. Clearing out the B-holes and the A-holes. YOu can tell by the amount of sweat on there pants (uses telestrater) right around here and here. In the old days we used to call that all kinds of crazy things like swass, swalls or even swock. Just depends which conference your in.

Kelly said...
Apr 30, 2009, 12:40:00 PM  

*Nutrisystem may cause uncontrollable rectal perspiration.

Jon Terry said...
Apr 30, 2009, 12:45:00 PM  

Chris Berman, just off the Budweiser Hot Seat.

General Urko said...
Apr 30, 2009, 12:46:00 PM  


Chopper Dave said...
Apr 30, 2009, 12:52:00 PM  

You'd be sweating like Berman too if you had to make a putt with 6 people kinda-sorta watching you...

Rex Banner said...
Apr 30, 2009, 12:59:00 PM  

He is just celebrating Stephen A.'s las day at ESPN like the rest of us.

49er16 said...
Apr 30, 2009, 1:02:00 PM  

Michael Waltrip: "I knew someone sweated more than I do."

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 30, 2009, 1:18:00 PM  

That is Michael Waltrip in that picture, for those of you unaware.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 30, 2009, 1:20:00 PM  

In just one round of golf, Berman goes from "The Swami" to the "The Swamp Ass".

GMoney said...
Apr 30, 2009, 1:23:00 PM  

Sweaty crack, crack, crack, craack, craaack...

Apr 30, 2009, 1:32:00 PM  

Shouldn't have worn the thong today...

Anonymous said...
Apr 30, 2009, 1:34:00 PM  

I can feel this sweat go down my back, back, back, back, back, back... side!

dwhit said...
Apr 30, 2009, 1:35:00 PM  

As you can see in the capture of this frame-by-frame action (shortly before the demise of the kneeling golfer) the weight of perspiration in Mr. Berman's Dockers pulls him back... and to the left. Back... and to the left...

Anonymous said...
Apr 30, 2009, 1:55:00 PM  

5 minutes after Chris Berman was with Leather.

JFein said...
Apr 30, 2009, 2:23:00 PM  

Steve Young thinks this is the antithesis of "Looking Presidential."

Apr 30, 2009, 2:25:00 PM  

Berman's slacks are weeping over the ugly shirt and ridiculous hat he is wearing.

Mal said...
Apr 30, 2009, 3:30:00 PM  

Berman: "I just went number deux, deux, deux".

Mal said...
Apr 30, 2009, 3:31:00 PM  

Berman: "I've had the walking sharts before, but this is the first time I've had the putting sharts".

Mal said...
Apr 30, 2009, 3:32:00 PM  

Waltrip: You OK, Chris?
Berman: Depends.
Waltrip: On what, whether or not you make this putt?
Berman: No, get me some Depends, please!

Apr 30, 2009, 4:02:00 PM  

What, you don't tee off on the green?

Is that a sandwich over there?

hollywood wags said...
Apr 30, 2009, 5:28:00 PM  

chris berman(silently): good move pouring that water on your ass, chris. now people won't focus on the fact that it appears that a bird with explosive diaarhea shat all over my shirt.

Anonymous said...
Apr 30, 2009, 6:33:00 PM  

Waltrip: I drive 500 miles at a time at about 190 MPH in temeratures well over 100 degrees without stopping. What's your excuse, Chris?

Paul said...
Apr 30, 2009, 7:18:00 PM  

WARNING: Deuz Deux Deux can cause extreme ass sweat.

ryan said...
Apr 30, 2009, 7:21:00 PM  

I don't know who is more sad: Berman, or the dude in the 'crowd' taking the picture of Berman

Jared said...
Apr 30, 2009, 7:26:00 PM  

You're with me, leather. Now go get my @$$ a towel!!

Secor314 said...
Apr 30, 2009, 8:06:00 PM  

(On a package of Deux Deux Deuxs): "May cause massive anal perspiration."

N--k G-----n said...
Apr 30, 2009, 10:17:00 PM  

with his ass all wet, a humiliated chris berman wonders if he can get in touch with al davis for some depends

tamtam said...
May 1, 2009, 1:40:00 AM  

If Tiger saw this, he'd be in laughter fits...

And BTW, aptly enough, the verifacation word is "round".

JamesCraven said...
May 1, 2009, 1:56:00 AM  

I just pissed in the back back back BACK of my pants

Big Anthony said...
May 1, 2009, 3:11:00 AM  

Damn, my ass is as wet as a cucumber at a women's prison!

Mike said...
May 1, 2009, 9:22:00 AM  

You're With Me Swamp Ass

The PayDirt said...
May 1, 2009, 2:03:00 PM  

CB: "I got techniques, dripping out my butt cheeks, sleep on my stomach so I don't f**k up my sheets!"

Birdman said...
May 1, 2009, 2:21:00 PM  

Berman: None of you will ever make more than $19,000 a year!

Sorry, AA, that stain just screams Albert Brooks in "Broadcast News."

Adam said...
May 2, 2009, 5:39:00 PM  

5 bucks says Tom Jackson is just out of frame with a squirt gun.

Adam said...
May 2, 2009, 5:40:00 PM  
Anonymous said...
Sep 26, 2009, 8:31:00 AM  

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