Create The Caption #382
Thursday, April 23, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Only three more days and I don't have to worry about Shelley Smith stalking my SoCal apartment ever again."- RJBO
"Mark, your hand is sooooooooooooooo cold!"- Edward
"Wow, I never realized how much I look like Judd from "The Real World: San Francisco."- The Genius
Mark: "Hey, look! I just got drafted by the Lions!"
Chick: "Congratulations- oh, hey, look at the time! Gotta go."
- Hard Scores
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Justin Timberlake, with Neil Everett and Stan Verrett, on Sports Center?
Your Daily Links:
About Those "Beyond Baseball" Commercials (3:10 to Joba)
Mel Kiper Scouts The Ladies (Sox and Dawgs)
Hansbrough Is Upset At Travel Call (Rush The Court)
An Article On Kings Reporter, Heidi Androl (LA Kings Examiner)
Drew Carey At WWE's Royal Rumble (Outside the Boxscore)
Converse Gave Out Dwyane Wade's Cell Phone Number? (NESW Sports)
The Next Hot Thing In Tennis (Rizzo Sports)
NFL Draft Trivia (Simon On Sports)
31 Comments:
No Neil, You are not bringing sexy back.
Neil Everett: "Where's the rest of 'N Sync?"
ESPN: The Zapruder Version
Hey, I can be just as black as these guys!
Yo yo yo!
Neil: "Bartender! Jack... this guy in face for wearing those glasses!"
We have finally jumped the shark...
douche... douche... GOOSE!!!
Alright guys, which one of you is going to have a wardrobe malfunction?
I certainly hope that JT doesn't have them naked by the end of this segment.
Boy this is awkward...this is nothing like being on Saturday Night Live. You LIED to me!
Neil: In the studio with Elvis Costello right now...
JT: Umm, I'm Justin Timberlake.
Neil: Whoops, my bad. Its just so blurry in here and those glasses threw me off.
Three of these guys are white.
But only one of them knows it.
Its my dick in a desk!
Hi, I'm Stan Verette, here with the newly rebranded EPN. We haven't given a shit about sports in 10 years, so we've finally just gone ahead and dropped them from our name.
Neil Everett: your probably wondering why we have justin Timberlake in the studio...
Stan Verrett (in his head): QUICK STAN! think of a way to stop him from flirting with Timberlake on the air
Neil: And joining us is former member of the Backstreet Boys, Justin Timberlake.
Justin: I wasn't with the Backstreet Boys.
Neil: Sorry. Ahem, former member of 98 Degrees, Justin Timberlake.
Justin: Nope, wasn't with 98 Degrees.
Neil: The dude who exposed Janet Jackson's breasts on live TV, Justin Timberlake!
We moved to LA for this?
Neil: So Justin, as Jay Leno asked about that Devine the hooker to Hugh Grant in reference to Janet Jackson, what the fucking hell hasppened?
Stan: And to think we moved to Hollywood to ask that?
"Welcome to Sportscenter. I'm Neil Everett, Stan Verrett's riding shotgun, and yanking his junk from a box just this once is my man Justin. JT are ya wit me?"
*Neil's awkward high-five is left hanging*
One more...
"Yeah, this is... fun. So... uhm... this fulfills my Mouseketeer contractual obligation to Disney once and for all, right? And we'll get grandma back unharmed as agreed, right?"
"Jimmy Key! What's he, like 45?"
JT: "at least the producers havent shrink-blasted me like they did with snoop dogg!"
*LASER SHRINK-RAY BLAST!!!*
JT: "oh damn, i spoke too soon. and they've got the filters up too! NOOOO!!!!"
Does this mean we're bringing in Lance Bass to do figure skating highlights?
Everett: "With those glasses, it looks like you're trying to bring Atticus Finch back."
We only got four minutes to save our credibility...
Neil Everett: "Thanks for stopping by, Justin Timberlake. Remember you can catch Justin in 'Drew Carey: The Musical", opening next week!"
Hey ladies. Do you like sports?
I was hostin SportsCenter on the west coast... and I ... jizzed in my pants!
"Is Ashton Kutcher punking me again??? These guys don't really work for ESPN. That's not Stuart Scott or Scott Van Pelt!"
Did Matthew Brady take this horrible-quality photo?