Create The Caption #379

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Someone get this man a PBR and some Little Caesar's!"- G Money

"Delusional Resurgence Trifecta: Kid Rock, Ford and the Tigers."- Gibbon Jockey

"You know Detroit is getting desprate when they look to Kid Rock to fill Dontrell Willis' spot in the rotation."- Walnuts

"With his vision declining, Jim Leyland mistook Kid Rock for Nate Robertson. Mr. Rock did, however, outpitch Robertson."- Ben
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Erin Andrews hanging with fan at last night's Padres-Mets game? (Via Tirico Suave)


Your Daily Links:

A Great Remembrance Of Harry Kalas (On The DL)
Billy Corgan And ECW? (Outside The Boxscore)
Nick Swisher Needs A Spot In The Rotation (3:10 To Joba)
Dwight And Hedo Give Patrick Ewing A Cup Check (NESW Sports)
A-Rod Has A New Girl (The Big Picture)
Video Of That Crazy Cat At Citi Last Night (Sports Rubbish)
Take The Sports Media Suspension Quiz! (Mental Floss)

And lastly, a great tribute video of Kalas via Hot Clicks....

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:21 PM

34 Comments:

"OMG, she is sitting next to me!!! I am about to hyperventilate!"

pattywagon said...
Apr 14, 2009, 12:27:00 PM  

"David Wright is better looking."

49er16 said...
Apr 14, 2009, 12:31:00 PM  

From left to right: Erin Andrews, Man who will sit sheepishly with a coat over his lap during the seventh inning stretch.

Apr 14, 2009, 12:48:00 PM  

Pictured: The one thing that the Mets kept from Shea Stadium, jackass Mets Fans.

Turtle said...
Apr 14, 2009, 1:04:00 PM  

That's right...I've got a boner!!!

Turtle said...
Apr 14, 2009, 1:04:00 PM  

Somehow Kid Rock manages to score a seat two down from Erin Andrews at the Mets game after the Tigers game.

foos said...
Apr 14, 2009, 1:09:00 PM  

Hey Erin, wanna see my Florida Gator?

Jesse said...
Apr 14, 2009, 1:09:00 PM  

Woman on far right corner to man sitting behind EA: 'You f*cked her, didn't you?'

Salva73 said...
Apr 14, 2009, 1:20:00 PM  

EA: I swear that Andre Smith's bosoms go out to here.

GMoney said...
Apr 14, 2009, 1:25:00 PM  

My tits are OUTAAAAA HEREEEEEE.

E Buzz said...
Apr 14, 2009, 1:32:00 PM  

Man (thinking to himself): I'm going to be like John Larroquette on Night Court and tell Erin I want to show her my slider.

Brad James said...
Apr 14, 2009, 1:37:00 PM  

"I wonder if Erin watched the final round of the Masters?"

Apr 14, 2009, 1:55:00 PM  

EA: "Andy Reid just told me he likes the new food choices at Citi Field, but Citizens Bank Park has more leg room."

Apr 14, 2009, 1:55:00 PM  

You know what im thinking about before I go to bed tonight?

MStewartWhite said...
Apr 14, 2009, 1:56:00 PM  

Man behind Erin Andrews: "That Erin Andrews is one piece of ace... I know from experience! Me and her GOT IT ON! WOO HOO!"

Apr 14, 2009, 1:56:00 PM  

So - now I know what it feels like to have 40,000 people mentally undress me. Back to you in the booth, John...

SteveM said...
Apr 14, 2009, 1:59:00 PM  

Want to touch the heinie.....

Anonymous said...
Apr 14, 2009, 2:39:00 PM  

I've never wanted to be an infant so much in my life.

BHill said...
Apr 14, 2009, 2:40:00 PM  

The Yankees add another point of shame to their recent resume of failure: Erin Andrews visits the Mets' new stadium rather than theirs.

Anonymous said...
Apr 14, 2009, 2:44:00 PM  
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Rex Banner said...
Apr 14, 2009, 2:54:00 PM  
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Rex Banner said...
Apr 14, 2009, 2:55:00 PM  

"Hi John, I'm sitting in the section of seats which are actually located in the Mets Bullpen. These seats have some of the best views in Citi Field, but by sitting here, you agree to be called in to pitch for the Mets at any time."

Rex Banner said...
Apr 14, 2009, 2:56:00 PM  

"There's a party in my pants tonight and Erin Andrews is personally invited!"

Justin F. said...
Apr 14, 2009, 3:22:00 PM  

You may pay a lot of money for the seats at the opening of a new stadium, but MAN those fringe benefits!!

The Radical said...
Apr 14, 2009, 3:31:00 PM  

....and then I jizzed...in ... my pants.

Brian said...
Apr 14, 2009, 4:39:00 PM  

Woman on the far right: Take off those glasses right now! I know you're looking at Erin Andrews!

Unknown said...
Apr 14, 2009, 5:03:00 PM  

love for erin andrews goes far beyond baseball. even andy reid showed up at citi field to see her!!

tamtam said...
Apr 14, 2009, 5:44:00 PM  

Seth MacFarlane is wide-eyed just thinking of a scene involving EA, Kid Rock and Andy Reid.

Bazooka Jones said...
Apr 14, 2009, 9:57:00 PM  

Soon after, Erin got up and left despite her giving every chance for the dudes around her to make a move. This is considered to be the greatest choke in Mets history since 2008.

TJX said...
Apr 14, 2009, 9:58:00 PM  
Anonymous said...
Apr 15, 2009, 5:15:00 AM  

Erin Andrews apparently didn't get the memo that everybody was going to wear jeans to the Mets home opener.

Unknown said...
Apr 15, 2009, 7:54:00 AM  

The boners far outweighed the homers on opening night at CitiField.

Wade Robertson said...
Apr 15, 2009, 11:40:00 AM  

If she sits here for more than four hours, I will have to consult my physician.

Wade Robertson said...
Apr 15, 2009, 11:42:00 AM  

This week on the Man Show, Adam Carolla takes Erin Andrews and Kid Rock to a Mets game.

Brian Shannon said...
Apr 15, 2009, 11:44:00 AM  

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