Create The Caption #376
Thursday, April 09, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Wednesday's Winners....
"Go ahead, man. I am just WAITING for another idiot like Fuzzy to make a fried chicken comment so I can kick their ass with my good leg. Either that or sic my caddy on 'em"- Stacy on Sports
"Somebody just remembered they were in the South..."- Tsprout
"Tiger launches a preemptive strike against anyone taking a picture during his backswing."- N-K G-N
"Hey Stevie...watch me make Jim Gray's head explode with my gaze..."- Scott S.
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Chien-Ming Wang being taken out of the Yanks game against the O's, in the fourth inning?
Your Daily Links:
The Angels' PbP Man Is All Hands (Sports by Brooks)
Sox Fans Are Dancing Machines! (Red Sox Monster)
Saturday Will Be Brookie Night In NJ (The Nets Are Scorching)
The Best Of Danny Green Jumping Around (Outside The Boxscore)
Breakdown Of Day One Cornerbacks (Cake Rocks The Party)
Now This Is A Buzzer Beater (TPS)
Josh Beckett Already Looks Stellar (Josh Q Public)
A Look At The 5th Round Of The NFL Draft (Rumors and Rants)
Reds Fans Are Loyal (LOCG)
Some Hilarious Baseball Card Photoshosp (More Hardball)
27 Comments:
"Melky's girlfriend put a curse on his glove!!!"
"Hey who are you?"
"I am Cody Ransom. I am playing third base until A-Rod returns. Remmember?"
"Well put on some purple lipstick, then we won't be confused."
"Geez....Wang. ARod. No wonder everyone says the Yankees are a bunch of dicks."
Wait, you mean we were supposed to be signing good players when we were putting together the most expensive team in major sports history?
Bloggers everywhere fire up their "Wang-as-penis" random comment generators.
With a performance like that, I believe that I'm more than qualified for a 161 million dollar contract!
Jeter: I'd say something about candlesticks making a good gift, but I'm not sure if the movie quote ban has been lifted over at Awful Announcing.
Everybody Wang Flung Tonight!
Alright - who here can pitch?
This place is restricted Wang. Don't tell them you're Jewish.
"You guys really don't think he liked it when I told him to get my dry cleaning?"
I knew I shouldn't have told Jeter his butt looked big in these pants.
Reminds me of this coloringbookland.com cartoon:
http://www.coloringbookland.com/images/cartoons/cbl_0314.gif
With A-Rod out, Jeter has resorted to grabbing his own ass.
fine I'll leave...you guys suck
They should be smelling that szechuan chicken right...about...nowwww! God damn that's a good brew.
Yankees pull their Wang in Camden Yards.
Don't let them see you cry old man...
Hey guys, is that John Candy behind the dugout?
Girardi: "So then Yogi says, 'You need to pull your Wang out!'
Jeter: "I don't get it."
"Act natural, Chien, by the time he realizes his wallet's missing you'll be long gone..."
(As everyone looks at Cody Ransom):
Ransom: "So....I guess it was wrong of me to ask Wang if he learned English from watching Howard Cosell?"
/obscure 80's movie reference'd/
sorry wang, its your turn to go
Teammates in background- "Only the fourth inning? We should have kept Carl Pavano instead..."
"Okay so no more 3am strip-o-grams for Chien?"
"So guys, Chuck E. Cheese after the game?"
*everyone nods*
"Awesome!"