Create The Caption #381

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Wednesday's Winners....

"I was trying to use this job to leverage more money out of the Clippers but they realized I sucked... so now I'm here. Excuse me but I have to go to the pharmacy to pick up some sleeping pills for my, um... daughter."- WB,SB

"I have been to the Florida in America before, but I am excited to be here at the Florida in Internationl today for the first time."- Mal

"I am here to announce that NED will be switching from football to basketball... once he gets off his crutches."- Birdman

"That's right, I plan to either trade away recruits for players with no eligibility left, or just collect selfish, moody point guards."- Charles

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Mark Sanchez at last night's Jazz-Lakers game?

Your Daily Links:

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Minor League Nickname Contests Rule (Bus Leagues)
Dustin Pedroia's Latest Commercial Is Terrible (Red Sox Monster)
Jason Werth Is The Shamwow Guy! (Right Field Bleachers)
Look Out Mr. Ref! (Sports Rubbish)
Thank You Adam Eaton (Five Tool Tool)
Photoshop Fun With The Mariners (More Hardball)
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Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:31 PM


"Matt Leinhart, eat your heart out."

49er16 said...
Apr 22, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  
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nikralm17 said...
Apr 22, 2009, 12:54:00 PM  

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that those two Jewish gentlemen are not Utah fans.

nikralm17 said...
Apr 22, 2009, 12:54:00 PM  

There are at least two people in attendance who don't believe Mark Sanchez is the second coming.

Apr 22, 2009, 1:01:00 PM  

I will not have sexual relations with this woman!

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 22, 2009, 1:04:00 PM  

My grandmother will probably have a heart attack when she sees how hot my girlfriend is.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 22, 2009, 1:05:00 PM  

No, this is not Brooklyn Decker. Calm down, Roddick!!!

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 22, 2009, 1:06:00 PM  

I am summoning Nickelback because I will get every playboy bunny with her bleached blonde hair.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 22, 2009, 1:07:00 PM  

Who is the idiot who keeps making comments on awfulannouncing?

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 22, 2009, 1:09:00 PM  

*Mark Sanchez whispers something in the girl's ear*

Girl: Oh Mark, you're such a filthy Sanchez!

Jesse said...
Apr 22, 2009, 1:15:00 PM  

No, I love YOU, Colin Cowherd!

GMoney said...
Apr 22, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

Oye vei, look at this shiksa with this schmuck. I'd like to shpilkes in her geneckteckessoink!

Nick said...
Apr 22, 2009, 1:40:00 PM  

Answer: Jews, Boobs, and Hilarity Ensues.

Question: Name two things you see, two things you want to see, and two words that describe Mark Sanchez's pro career.

Mez said...
Apr 22, 2009, 1:46:00 PM  

Sanchez (thinking): "Only three more days and I don't have to worry about Shelley Smith stalking my SoCal apartment ever again."

Apr 22, 2009, 1:51:00 PM  

There's 19,000 seats in here and these guys had to sit behind me?

joecool said...
Apr 22, 2009, 1:58:00 PM  

I hope my agent and lawyer don;t mind me blocking their view.

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2009, 2:05:00 PM  

I see 4.9 isn't just your forty time...

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2009, 2:12:00 PM  

How does Tony do this? JUST SHUT UP!

Mr. Ace said...
Apr 22, 2009, 3:03:00 PM  

"Mazal tov, Mark. Mazal tov..."

Sal said...
Apr 22, 2009, 3:06:00 PM  

Mark Sanchez thinking about his path towards becoming Matt Leinart:
1)Show up to high-profile events: check
2)Become friends with attractive women: check
3)Get drafted highly in the NFL draft: pending
4)Fail to live up to expectations: .......

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2009, 3:06:00 PM  

I'm trying to see if I can grow my head to be larger than Pudge's, pass me more HGH honey, and then blow me. Your Dad's a dentist, so what.

hollywood wags said...
Apr 22, 2009, 3:38:00 PM  

"Mark, your hand is sooooooooooooooo cold!"

Edward said...
Apr 22, 2009, 5:20:00 PM  

obviously, she's more interested in her texting cup than in mark

tamtam said...
Apr 22, 2009, 5:48:00 PM  

Remember how pissed off Brady Quinn's girlfriend was as he slid down the draft board a few years ago? That's nothing compared to what I'll do to you if you fall out of the top 10.

Sean H said...
Apr 22, 2009, 6:00:00 PM  

Thank God Jack Nicholson went to go get another beer - now I can finally have this chick's focus on me! I am after all a USC quarterback - his best movie was made 10 years before I was even born...

JDM said...
Apr 22, 2009, 7:15:00 PM  

"Whoa! Your Sanchez is really small!"

swany11 said...
Apr 22, 2009, 7:57:00 PM  

Wow, I never realized how much I look like Judd from "The Real World: San Francisco."

The Genius said...
Apr 22, 2009, 9:12:00 PM  

Blonde: "Marky, what's this fizzy thing in my beer?"

Sanchez: "That? That's a, umm... that's a Sweet Tart."

Blonde: "Mmm, Sweet Tart!"

N--k G-----n said...
Apr 22, 2009, 10:27:00 PM  

Mark Sanchez saying to himself

Self - this is how I live the Matt Leinhart life. Play ok in college and start banging random hot blonde bitches

Big Anthony said...
Apr 22, 2009, 11:57:00 PM  

Mark: Hey, look! I just got drafted by the Lions!

Chick: Congratulations- oh, hey, look at the time! Gotta go.

HardScores said...
Apr 23, 2009, 9:05:00 AM  

The Chick to Sanchez:

"Who are going to end up playing WHERE?"

BHill said...
Apr 23, 2009, 10:09:00 AM  

Failing to get a scoop from the man in front of him, TMZ's Harvey Levin tries to ask the stranger next to him for some Mark Sanchez dirt on his Web site.

James said...
Apr 23, 2009, 10:11:00 AM  

Straight out of "The Dark Knight":

Girl: Can't we go someplace quieter? We can't hear each other talk.

Mark Sanchez: What makes you think I want to hear you talk?

Juan Carlos said...
Apr 23, 2009, 10:15:00 AM  

Blonde: Yeah, so I just had sex with this fat guy named Magic in the bathroom,and he said I have fake HIV too? What did he mean?

Anonymous said...
Apr 23, 2009, 10:24:00 AM  
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