Create The Caption #375

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Monday's Winners....


"Tyler Hansbrough's platelets show their hustle, grit, and determination as they scab over a wrist wound in nearly half the time of a normal human body."- WB,SB

"You realize if we don't win Obama's gonna need a bailout...."- B Hill

"Look ref, how many times do I have to tell you? Dante Cunningham IS A VAMPIRE!"- Hamm Radio

"NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD!!!"- Cason

(Sorry...had to do it.)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tiger Woods during a Masters press conference yesterday?


Your Daily Links:

The VP Likes Jim Palmer's Hair (NESW Sports)
A Salute To All The Basketball Champions (SS Reporters)
Demarcus Cousins Is Heading To Kentucky (Rush The Court)
Ten Reasons That ESPN Moved Out West (WC Bias)
Josh Beckett Already Looks Stellar (Josh Q Public)
Playboy Gift Bags Are Awesome! (Sports by Brooks)
Why Brook Lopez Should Win ROY (The Nets Are Scorching)
An Impressive Polish Buzzer Beater (Sports Rubbish)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:11 PM

47 Comments:

Steve was right. Man, those are really nice tits Phil.

yanksfan12 said...
Apr 8, 2009, 12:19:00 PM  

'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.'

KennedyPolitics said...
Apr 8, 2009, 12:22:00 PM  

Eldrick was worried about the money he could have been saving with Geico (Not seen in your picture).

JamesCraven said...
Apr 8, 2009, 12:22:00 PM  

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

David said...
Apr 8, 2009, 12:23:00 PM  

Must compute joke, might need new hardware, circits are smoking, where's Elin?

49er16 said...
Apr 8, 2009, 12:48:00 PM  

What'cho talkin' bout Wilbon?!

frickinidiot said...
Apr 8, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  

Ah - I see Destiny has just entered the room...

Nuk said...
Apr 8, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  

"Go ahead, man. I am just WAITING for another idiot like Fuzzy to make a fried chicken comment so I can kick their ass with my good leg. Either that or sic my caddy on 'em"

Stacy ON Sports said...
Apr 8, 2009, 12:51:00 PM  

(assumes Russian accent) "If he dies, he dies."

Chris said...
Apr 8, 2009, 12:53:00 PM  

Did somebody just mention my hairline?

BHill said...
Apr 8, 2009, 12:55:00 PM  

Does Tiger Woods have to choke a bitch?

Mike R said...
Apr 8, 2009, 12:59:00 PM  

The more I come here, the more I realize - white people CRAZY!

Brian said...
Apr 8, 2009, 1:10:00 PM  

In the voice of Ivan Drago: I Vill Break You!

Ethanator1088 said...
Apr 8, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

Relax, Tiger, we all have that reaction to Dane Cook.

GMoney said...
Apr 8, 2009, 1:28:00 PM  

CBS is so excited, CBS is so excited...other golfers are so scared.

Wade Robertson said...
Apr 8, 2009, 1:31:00 PM  

This year's Masters is especially captivating. With the economic downturn, Tiger will provide a distraction for all of the executives whose companies can no longer afford to send them on week long golf retreats.

Apr 8, 2009, 1:33:00 PM  

Paddy Harrington? hahahaha.....NO!

Christopher said...
Apr 8, 2009, 1:36:00 PM  

Man what is the deal with Kelly Tilghman's voice? I'd hit it though.

Michael said...
Apr 8, 2009, 2:07:00 PM  
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Apr 8, 2009, 2:07:00 PM  

what you talkin' about, Willis?

Brian Duffey said...
Apr 8, 2009, 2:24:00 PM  

The golf course looks good.
My golf swing feels good.
I like my chances.

dwhit said...
Apr 8, 2009, 2:39:00 PM  

I guess I wasn't the first person with the "diff'rent strokes" idea.

Mine:

"What Chu Talkin' About, Vijay?"

mark said...
Apr 8, 2009, 2:42:00 PM  

Ken Krayeske: "Tiger, considering you're the highest paid golfer in the world and there's a massive budget deficit--"
Tiger: "Not a dime back."
Krayeske: "Not a dime back?"
Tiger: "Not a dime back. I'd like to retire someday."

Apr 8, 2009, 2:45:00 PM  

No, I was not going to name my kid Axel Rose.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 8, 2009, 2:51:00 PM  

Bill Macatee: I will not be hosting Butler Cabin again this year.

Tiger: Yea, I liked Mike Tirico better than you anyway.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 8, 2009, 2:53:00 PM  

What do you mean I could have gotten my wife pregnant again? I did not have time to do anything else.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 8, 2009, 2:54:00 PM  

My middle name is Tont. It is not Tiger. Mike Greenberg's wife is correct.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 8, 2009, 2:56:00 PM  

I do have some good E. I take it every night.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 8, 2009, 2:57:00 PM  

Y'all gotta give me that last comment.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 8, 2009, 2:57:00 PM  

Where is Nick Faldo? I am about to win more the double the majors he did.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 8, 2009, 2:59:00 PM  

Why did Stanford have to lose to UConn by that much?

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 8, 2009, 3:00:00 PM  

Somebody just remembered they were in the South...

tsprout11 said...
Apr 8, 2009, 3:07:00 PM  

Someone tell Reilly to put his pants back on.

StringerBell said...
Apr 8, 2009, 3:58:00 PM  

Tiger's internal monologue: "If this guys asks a question about my knee, so help me God..."

Nick said...
Apr 8, 2009, 4:23:00 PM  

Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, I'm tryin' to get that Oprah... Oprah, Oprah, Paper, Paper!

M said...
Apr 8, 2009, 4:49:00 PM  

"Is that Daly? Jesus Christ! I can understand the whole shirtless/shoeless thing when it's your own course, but this is Augusta for Pete's sake!"

Cole said...
Apr 8, 2009, 5:49:00 PM  

"Jesus Christ, is that Daly with his shirt off again?"

Cole said...
Apr 8, 2009, 5:58:00 PM  

Don't even think about taking a picture.

JFreak said...
Apr 8, 2009, 6:43:00 PM  

prediction...?

PAIN

Apr 8, 2009, 6:59:00 PM  

yechh! put your shirt on, phil!

tamtam said...
Apr 8, 2009, 7:41:00 PM  

Tiger launches a preemptive strike against anyone taking a picture during his backswing.

N--k G-----n said...
Apr 8, 2009, 10:07:00 PM  

I just can't do it guys. No matter how much I practice it. I don't know how Stu Scott makes one eye go this way and the other one look straight ahead at the same time.

Mal said...
Apr 8, 2009, 10:13:00 PM  

Hey Stevie...watch me make Jim Gray's head explode with my gaze...

Scott S said...
Apr 8, 2009, 11:43:00 PM  

A lot of honkies in here...

Mr. ONU said...
Apr 9, 2009, 3:46:00 AM  

"Barack is not very happy either. But he knows my plans work out in the end."

pj said...
Apr 9, 2009, 4:47:00 AM  

"Cant believe this is just coming out, but.... it's true, I'm not very happy with Mr. Madoff right now."
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ptothejizzle said...
Apr 9, 2009, 5:05:00 AM  

Who in the bloody hell let Barkley into the tournament?

swany11 said...
Apr 9, 2009, 12:13:00 PM  

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