Create The Caption #377
Friday, April 10, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
""Hey who are you?"
"I am Cody Ransom. I am playing third base until A-Rod returns. Remmember?"
"Well put on some purple lipstick, then we won't be confused.""- 49er16
"Bloggers everywhere fire up their "Wang-as-penis" random comment generators."- NYSJ
"Alright - who here can pitch?"- Nuk
"Only the fourth inning? We should have kept Carl Pavano instead..."- Chris Mullin
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Skip Bayless....doing um, something? (Via First Take's Twitpic Page)
Your Daily Links:
A Deeper Look Into The Reilly-Simmons Podcast (Fack Youk)
John Daly Is Rockin' The Masters (Moondog Sports)
Remembering "The Last Boy Scout" (Ice Ice Babies)
Previewing The Frozen Four (Rumors and Rants)
Another Crazy Sox Fan (Red Sox Monster)
The Best Movie Cheerleaders (The Love Of Sports)
20 Comments:
Being Michael Phelps requires more than just being a good swimmer.
If only this was Create The Photoshop.
"This is the same kind of stuff that Herbert West invented in RE-ANIMATOR."
No, Skip, we aren't looking to replace Meredith on The Office.
Not even Purell's 99.99% germ killing prowess can save Skip after making out with Jemele Hill the night before.
And he wants us to believe that Troy Aikman is gay...
Bayless does the entire world a favor, and competes for a Darwin Award.
Skip misunderstood Dana Jacobson when she told him to take a big shot of the strong stuff...
Skip: "Okay Woody, I'm ready for you know".
Where's Steven A? This has to make me "New School"
Bayless can now add "extreme germ-a-phobe" to his Wikipedia entry just after "insufferable blowhard".
So Skip doesn't just gargle balls?
After a quick shot of 5-Hour Asshole, Skip Bayless is ready to start the day!
Skip discovers that hand sanitizer does, in fact, contain alcohol.
The PSA Skip Bayless did for the local Poison Control Center was
pulled after it was realzed the poison comes OUT of his mouth.
"Well how would you get the taste of bulls**t out of your mouth?"
since dropping the bottle and going sober, bayless has taken to drinking purell to get the buzz on between takes on ESPN
Dana Jacobson in the background: "I told him to take a shot of vodka, but Purrell works too."
im so dirty
Pictured: Skip Bayless mistaking a bottle of Purell for Dwyane Wade.