Yesterday's Winners....

"I think I annoy people less with shorter hair. Though, I'm sure they still hate my half stache white trash mustache I have going on."- DiLO
"I just dunked on LeBron! But they just took the video away... I swear!"- Kevin
"Hey, JJ, tell me how my ass tastes"- JRiss
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Brewers' teammates, Prince Fielder and Ryan Braun, celebrating the HR Derby?

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You must be at least this tall to ride the Prince.
ReplyDeleteDammit Ryan, how many times have I told you... I'M NOT BERNIE MAC, and this ISN'T Mr. 3000!
ReplyDeletePF: "Call me 'blimpy boy' one more time! I dare ya!"
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ReplyDeleteFielder: Look, I'm actually not that fat if I stand like this.
ReplyDeleteBraun: No, no, you still kind of are.
Jeez, Clubber Lang has let himself go.
ReplyDeleteRyan: Prince, I am not Cecil!!
ReplyDeletePrince: I don't care. Every time someone mentions his name I will beat up that person!!
Prince: Last night, I ate a rack of ribs THIS HIGH!
ReplyDeleteBraun (looking at stomach): Yeah, that's about right.
Cameraman: Man, check out the rack on that girl in the upper deck!
ReplyDeleteIs that Gary Coleman acting as the batboy?
ReplyDeleteRyan: Did you hit that again? (referring to EA)
ReplyDeletePrince: Once in my place, once in the clubhouse.
Since becoming a vegetarian, Prince's motor skills have been a bit off...
ReplyDeleteBraun:
ReplyDelete"Nah nah na boo boo...you can't find me!!!"
I TOLD YOU I WAS A VEGETARIAN! THIS IS JUST A STOMACH TRANSPLANT!
ReplyDeletePrince: You know, Stallion? It's too bad we gotta get old, huh?
ReplyDeleteBraun: Ah, just keep punchin', Prince... you want to ring the bell?
Prince: Alright... Ding Ding.
Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder try to avoid an obnoxiously large press credential.
ReplyDeleteNo, Pedroia is at least this tall.
ReplyDeleteEverybody was Kung Fu Fighting!!
ReplyDeletePrince and Braun show off their boxing moves they practiced on the Wii in the locker room.
ReplyDeleteThe winner will move on to face Milton Bradley in a dreaded Dugout Water Cooler Cage Match
ReplyDeleteThis is the worst baseball fight since Willy "Mays" Hayes and Ricky Vaughn.
ReplyDeleteRyan and Prince see the Gatorade bottle and immediately go into their "Jabbawockeez" routine.
ReplyDeleteThe 2009 MLB Martial Arts Expo.
ReplyDelete...duck... ...GOOSE!
ReplyDeleteRyan Braun cant get enough of Boner Karate Chop mondays.
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