Monday's Winners....

"And if you look over to my right, this is where I'll throw you under the bus by Halloween."- Mike
"No seriously, Jeff Garcia is this tall."- The PayDirt
"See, when I had got tangled in that net, what had happened was..."- Alan
"5 seconds later...Trent grabs TO's hand and together they say "Red Rover, Red Rover we dare Marshawn over.""- Mal
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tony Romo being introduced at aCowboys' kickoff party in San Antonio?

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Hey Tony, are you playing a little pocket pool with Jessica gone?
ReplyDeleteThe phrase "Don't Mess with Texas" is shown here suffering a crippling blow.
ReplyDeleteNo serious, are you Jessica?
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't care if Jessica is pregnant.
ReplyDelete"You have the same chin as Jessica".
ReplyDeleteWatch out, Tony, Joe Simpson is under that costume!
ReplyDeleteRomo is shocked to learn that the Lucky Charms leprechaun is a Cowboys fan.
ReplyDeleteFOUND - the only member of the Cowboys organization excited about Tony Romo now that he's not hooking up with a celebrity
ReplyDeleteGood one, Wade.
ReplyDeleteHere's another one.
Tony's after me Lucky Charms!!
You have to say that one with a bonny Irish accent.
ReplyDeleteAy, that would be a grand site!!
Come on, Brian!!
ReplyDeleteYou gotta give me that one!!
The Cowboys mascot had the time of his life meeting the new wax figure of casual Tony Romo.
ReplyDeletePssst! Hey, Tony, you don't care if I give Jessica a call, do you?
ReplyDeletePictured above is a shameless tool for the Dallas Cowboys. The other is their mascot.
ReplyDeleteTR: "No I've never seen Brokeback Mountain. Why?"
ReplyDeleteTony Romo shakes hands with What Jerry Jones Looks Like To Everyone Outside of Texas.
ReplyDeleteSo, this is what it's like to shake the hand of a real man? Damn great to meet you Rowdy!!!
ReplyDelete"Hey there, pardner....It's me...Papa Joe. Rowdy the Cowboy had an...um...accident. Anyway, here's Ashlee's number...Why don't you give her a call, big fella'..."
ReplyDeleteJerry Jones needed a sideshow after T.O. left, but all he could find was Bob's Big Boy making his first appearance since the Austin Powers movies.
ReplyDeleteThat's great - now give me back my chaps.
ReplyDeleteRomo: "If I hadn't dumped Jessica, she'd have left me after this."
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, Rowdy. I'm gonna shrug off Cooley's videos and continue to give it 110% out there because that's what leaders do.
ReplyDelete"FML."
ReplyDeleteHere he is, a man who's just lost that last, annoy 120 lbs...Tony ROMO!
ReplyDelete"Wanna buy a $100,000 Speedboat, Big Headed Cowboy?"... "Sold!"
ReplyDeleteMascot: Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face!
ReplyDeleteI've seen a picture of them similar to this before. I'm glad they're wearing pants this time.
ReplyDeleteTony's thoughts: "How the heck did Jerry Jones know Jessica's favorite role playing costume?"
ReplyDeleteTony Romo displays the grip that cost him his position as PAT holder.
ReplyDeleteLet go of my hand...no seriously your soft hands remind me of Jessica.
ReplyDeleteNot even Tony Romo had the nerve to tell Jerry Jones that he had one too many facelifts.
ReplyDeleteSeconds later, Jessica Simpson was escorted away by security personnel. James "Skip" Beauchamp, the Cowboys longtime mascot, has been missing since July 27.
ReplyDelete"If you thought the Jessica Simpson curse was bad, just wait..."
ReplyDeleteLooks like someone forgot to take the Nate Newton lens off the camera...
ReplyDeleteTony Romo greets the real winner of "4th and Long."
ReplyDeleteQuick, shit your pants.
ReplyDeleteI was in "Blame it on Rio" too, wanna go back to my hotel?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there is a petite blonde girl inside that suit
ReplyDeleteTony is shocked to find a Cowboy with a bigger head than T.O.
ReplyDeleteHeard you were single, I got a great movie we can watch together.
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