And if you look over to my right, this is where I'll throw you under the bus by Halloween.

Yo, Trent, here's the deal, sucka, if you ever look toward Lee Evans, it's sit-ups in the driveway again.

I like to sashay to the left, then swing to the right. I call it the T.O. and everyone will be doing it by Christmas!

"F-Goodell! Vick should be my starting quarterback."

Owens describes the final of his 5 million reasons that it is best to date short women.

No seriously, Jeff Garcia is this tall

This is how tall everyone looks to me. Get used to it!!

I don't care what anyone says you CAN'T steal my shorts!!!!

TO: So, Trent, what's your first option?
Trent: Throw to TO.
TO: and your second?
Trent: Scramble for time, throw to TO.
TO: and your third?
Trent: Lee Ev...
TO: Dammit! NO! Do we have to do this again!

T.O.: "I remember that 1st pitch at the Blue Jays game, dude. You better not bounce nothin' to me that high. Ever!"

TO: "Yo Trent, stop being rude and say hi to my best friend Invisi-mini-me."

This will be my first touchdown dance, I call it "the Retarded Heisman."

What do you think, Trent? Should I really move to LA?

See, when I had got tangled in that net, what had happened was...

"I made every other QB I played with feel this tall by the end of the season."

Hey Trent, do I have any gum decay?

No, listen Trent, he used to be my quarterback, but not anymore. I only cry for you now.

T.O.: "Hey man, you're my quarterback and if anyone ever criticizes you, it will be unfair."

Look Man, don't say I didn't warn you. get me the ball that's all I'm sayin! If you in the closet TO is gonna out ya, feel me?

Like I was saying, Jessica was cool with the tights and she ran the team more than Tony.

I smell a rat.

*partyboy*

"Look, when I throw you under the bus, it's best to tuck your head down so it doesn't hurt as much."

Seriously man, 3 feet tall with a flat head and no teeth.

In person, Jerry Jones is only this tall.

How dare you speak to me like Joanna Krupa!

Listen I got Romo to a new level and I can do the same for you. But you throw to the TE whoever that chump is and I'll put you back down here bro.

I got a stack of nudie books dis high! You throw me the ball, half of em's yours.

Next question, Trent.

TO: No seriously...Romo is only this tall in real life. TV adds like 3 feet.

5 seconds later...Trent grabs TO's hand and together they say "Red Rover, Red Rover we dare Marshawn over."

Let's throw feces at a nun.

"I too have also heard that Tennessee-Chattanooga is considered the Stanford of the East, we should get along great"

Terrell Owens teaches Trent Edwards steps to popular dances such as The Electric Slide and Thriller.