Create The Caption #392
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Create the Caption is back by popular demand! I took a little hiatus from posting the captions, and sure it's hokey, but it's all in good fun. The CtC is back with a vengeance, and your comments are greatly appreciated.
Yesterday's Winners....
"You must be at least this tall to ride the Prince."- HHR
"Jeez, Clubber Lang has let himself go."- GMoney
"Since becoming a vegetarian, Prince's motor skills have been a bit off..."- AZ Cheesehead
Prince: "You know, Stallion? It's too bad we gotta get old, huh?"
Braun: "Ah, just keep punchin', Prince... you want to ring the bell?"
Prince: "Alright... Ding Ding."
- Adam
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Albert Pujols and President Obama during last night's All Star Game?
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30 Comments:
Pujols: Mr. President, where's your right hand?
Obama: Just keep smiling, Alby.
See all those soldiers holding the flag? I just deployed them to Iraq.
What do you think? Obama/Pujols in 2012? Have your people call my people.
"Jesus, Prez. How 'bout a tic tac?"
Pujols: Why are your kids taunting me?
Obama: Don't worry about it, don't worry about it.
They're not saying boo, they are saying Buuuu-rns
You can't run for President, Albert. I'm still the best choice for everyone.
Obama - Albert, if bounce this pitch, go around Busch Stadium and round up all the video tapes.
I'll just grab your wallet here. Thanks for the donation Albert. Yes you did.
Albert, can you PLEASE go to the booth with Joe Buck instead of me? He's such a smug SOB I'd rather hang out with Rich Eisen. Maybe he can hook me up with Alycia Lane.
Albert, don't you hate pants?
Pujols: "You don't need a teleprompter, Mr. President."
Obama: "Haha...You are so funny, Albert."
No, really....My new healthcare plan will pay for all of your steroids.
Don't worry, that is not Joe Biden in the crowd.
Why didn't you eliminate them Albert?
You think you're hot stuff, Albert? My dog is more famous than you.
What did Prince Fielder just say to me? What did he say?! HOLD ME BACK, OBAMA!! HOLD ME BACK!!
"Albert, you should really look into getting your pants hemmed above your ankle like me. No, seriously, you're gonna make a costly error one of these days in those things."
Aw, come on Albert -- not here! Someone will see us!
at least mine was better than Gary Dell'Abate's first pitch right Poo-holes?
"Turn your head, good, now cough..."
"Hey Albert? Are your taxes in line? Because if they're not and you test positive for PED's you are sooooo fucked."
I'm so sorry that I'm going to be increasing your taxes.
Having learned to be more discreet about ogling teenage Brazilian girls, President Obama merely whispers about the brunette in the third row to Albert Pujols.
But seriously, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
"It's all about the Obama's baaaaybaay."
Why yes, those are Bugle Boy jeans I'm wearing....
Just let me feel your stimulus package Albert.
Awww, youre just starting to show.
This squeeze toy just speaks Spanish! What a ripoff!