Create The Caption #396

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Create the Caption is back by popular demand! I took a little hiatus from posting the captions, and sure it's hokey, but it's all in good fun. The CtC is back with a vengeance, and your comments are greatly appreciated.

Monday's Winners....


"And if you look over to my right, this is where I'll throw you under the bus by Halloween."- Mike

"No seriously, Jeff Garcia is this tall."- The PayDirt

"See, when I had got tangled in that net, what had happened was..."- Alan

"5 seconds later...Trent grabs TO's hand and together they say "Red Rover, Red Rover we dare Marshawn over.""- Mal
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tony Romo being introduced at aCowboys' kickoff party in San Antonio?


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Peter King talks with Favre (SI)
Stephon Marbury is full of amazing quotes (Bootlegger Sports)
Harry Caray made an appearance on Sports Nation (NESW Sports)
Delaware takes on everybody (RTC)
An ode to Strength Shoes (LOCG)
Tiger is statistically better than the field (Sparty and Friends)
Homeless Man offers advice to the Penguins (Puck Daddy)
Whtie Sox have officially thrown in the towel (Luol's Dong)
Welcome back, Michael Vick (Ryan Parker Songs)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:37 PM

41 Comments:

Hey Tony, are you playing a little pocket pool with Jessica gone?

Mike said...
Jul 29, 2009, 1:00:00 PM  

The phrase "Don't Mess with Texas" is shown here suffering a crippling blow.

BF said...
Jul 29, 2009, 1:00:00 PM  

No serious, are you Jessica?

49er16 said...
Jul 29, 2009, 1:04:00 PM  

No, I don't care if Jessica is pregnant.

Nathan Brice said...
Jul 29, 2009, 1:15:00 PM  

"You have the same chin as Jessica".

G said...
Jul 29, 2009, 1:21:00 PM  

Watch out, Tony, Joe Simpson is under that costume!

GMoney said...
Jul 29, 2009, 1:25:00 PM  

Romo is shocked to learn that the Lucky Charms leprechaun is a Cowboys fan.

Wade Robertson said...
Jul 29, 2009, 1:39:00 PM  

FOUND - the only member of the Cowboys organization excited about Tony Romo now that he's not hooking up with a celebrity

Brandon said...
Jul 29, 2009, 1:47:00 PM  

Good one, Wade.

Here's another one.

Tony's after me Lucky Charms!!

Nathan Brice said...
Jul 29, 2009, 1:50:00 PM  

You have to say that one with a bonny Irish accent.

Ay, that would be a grand site!!

Nathan Brice said...
Jul 29, 2009, 1:52:00 PM  

Come on, Brian!!

You gotta give me that one!!

Nathan Brice said...
Jul 29, 2009, 1:58:00 PM  

The Cowboys mascot had the time of his life meeting the new wax figure of casual Tony Romo.

Ted said...
Jul 29, 2009, 1:58:00 PM  

Pssst! Hey, Tony, you don't care if I give Jessica a call, do you?

Jul 29, 2009, 2:03:00 PM  

Pictured above is a shameless tool for the Dallas Cowboys. The other is their mascot.

Mez said...
Jul 29, 2009, 2:16:00 PM  

TR: "No I've never seen Brokeback Mountain. Why?"

Birdman said...
Jul 29, 2009, 2:23:00 PM  

Tony Romo shakes hands with What Jerry Jones Looks Like To Everyone Outside of Texas.

Alan said...
Jul 29, 2009, 2:31:00 PM  

So, this is what it's like to shake the hand of a real man? Damn great to meet you Rowdy!!!

darias34 said...
Jul 29, 2009, 2:53:00 PM  

"Hey there, pardner....It's me...Papa Joe. Rowdy the Cowboy had an...um...accident. Anyway, here's Ashlee's number...Why don't you give her a call, big fella'..."

IH8DOOK said...
Jul 29, 2009, 3:10:00 PM  

Jerry Jones needed a sideshow after T.O. left, but all he could find was Bob's Big Boy making his first appearance since the Austin Powers movies.

Matt M. said...
Jul 29, 2009, 3:13:00 PM  

That's great - now give me back my chaps.

Nuk said...
Jul 29, 2009, 3:36:00 PM  

Romo: "If I hadn't dumped Jessica, she'd have left me after this."

Jul 29, 2009, 4:05:00 PM  

Don't worry, Rowdy. I'm gonna shrug off Cooley's videos and continue to give it 110% out there because that's what leaders do.

Sal said...
Jul 29, 2009, 4:20:00 PM  

"FML."

nikralm17 said...
Jul 29, 2009, 4:40:00 PM  

Here he is, a man who's just lost that last, annoy 120 lbs...Tony ROMO!

Nick said...
Jul 29, 2009, 4:53:00 PM  

"Wanna buy a $100,000 Speedboat, Big Headed Cowboy?"... "Sold!"

1Man said...
Jul 29, 2009, 5:44:00 PM  

Mascot: Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face!

N8Dawg said...
Jul 29, 2009, 5:56:00 PM  

I've seen a picture of them similar to this before. I'm glad they're wearing pants this time.

Lammy742 said...
Jul 29, 2009, 6:47:00 PM  

Tony's thoughts: "How the heck did Jerry Jones know Jessica's favorite role playing costume?"

Fairplay said...
Jul 29, 2009, 7:30:00 PM  

Tony Romo displays the grip that cost him his position as PAT holder.

N--k G-----n said...
Jul 29, 2009, 8:29:00 PM  

Let go of my hand...no seriously your soft hands remind me of Jessica.

Ed Raby said...
Jul 29, 2009, 9:44:00 PM  

Not even Tony Romo had the nerve to tell Jerry Jones that he had one too many facelifts.

Mal said...
Jul 29, 2009, 10:36:00 PM  

Seconds later, Jessica Simpson was escorted away by security personnel. James "Skip" Beauchamp, the Cowboys longtime mascot, has been missing since July 27.

MikeT said...
Jul 30, 2009, 1:29:00 AM  

"If you thought the Jessica Simpson curse was bad, just wait..."

Tom said...
Jul 30, 2009, 9:51:00 AM  

Looks like someone forgot to take the Nate Newton lens off the camera...

William said...
Jul 30, 2009, 10:01:00 AM  

Tony Romo greets the real winner of "4th and Long."

Adam said...
Jul 30, 2009, 12:32:00 PM  

Quick, shit your pants.

Bigface said...
Jul 30, 2009, 12:38:00 PM  

I was in "Blame it on Rio" too, wanna go back to my hotel?

frickinidiot said...
Jul 30, 2009, 5:32:00 PM  

I wonder if there is a petite blonde girl inside that suit

John said...
Jul 31, 2009, 10:09:00 AM  

Tony is shocked to find a Cowboy with a bigger head than T.O.

Dunnski Love said...
Aug 1, 2009, 4:45:00 PM  

Heard you were single, I got a great movie we can watch together.

MStewartWhite said...
Aug 1, 2009, 7:45:00 PM  
freefun0616 said...
Sep 26, 2009, 5:49:00 AM  

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