Create The Caption #394

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Create the Caption is back by popular demand! I took a little hiatus from posting the captions, and sure it's hokey, but it's all in good fun. The CtC is back with a vengeance, and your comments are greatly appreciated.

Monday's Winners....


"Cink: Someone scratched "Open 77 was boss!" on here..."- Allen

"I wonder if the Antiques Roadshow is in town."- Cason

"Look, you can still make out "Jean Van de" on here."- Sean

"Tom Watson learns the technique for giving oneself the Heimlich Maneuver in an effort to stem future instances of choking."- NG
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez, Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross and ESPN President George Bodenheimer?


Your Daily Links:

Keyshawn is fabulous! (Outside the Boxscore)
A-Rod = Patrick Bateman (Youtube)
Everyone missed the opening of the new Cowboys' stadium (Gold Cup)
Jeff Francoeur is awesome! (Sports Hernia)
The 2013 MLB HOF Class is looking very Mitchell-like (Hall of Very Good)
More on ESPN and Big Ben (SoB)
A look at Baseball's best facial hair (Awesomely!)
Manny is still Manny (Josh Q Public)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 1:29 PM

30 Comments:

"Goodell said he saw Gigli and really liked it"

ryan said...
Jul 23, 2009, 2:01:00 PM  

Anthony: "With an ass like that they should have made you #52"

BHill said...
Jul 23, 2009, 2:14:00 PM  

"Why the hell is that ESPN guy here?"

alex said...
Jul 23, 2009, 2:31:00 PM  

"This couldn't go any worse than the Ricky Williams experiment."

Tom said...
Jul 23, 2009, 2:40:00 PM  

Anthony? I thought you were Mexican. I am gonna KILL my assistant.

hollywood wags said...
Jul 23, 2009, 2:41:00 PM  

Goodell: "I like Enrique Iglesias better."

49er16 said...
Jul 23, 2009, 2:42:00 PM  

The Miami Dolphins introduce running back Jennifer Lopez; an integral part of their new "wild-ass" offense.

Birdman said...
Jul 23, 2009, 2:54:00 PM  

Ross: "Have those cleaned and pressed by tomorrow. And I've got a couple more loads over there I need done. After that, trim the hedges."

Alan said...
Jul 23, 2009, 4:16:00 PM  

Anthony whispering "What's this for again?"

Nick said...
Jul 23, 2009, 4:20:00 PM  

Rog: "Are we forming a new triumvirate here?"

Nathan Brice said...
Jul 23, 2009, 4:27:00 PM  

Who is Anthony Lopez?

nikralm17 said...
Jul 23, 2009, 4:36:00 PM  

The next day Commissioner Goodell fined both Anthony and Lopez for their team celebration....

SSReporters said...
Jul 23, 2009, 5:00:00 PM  

Ironically, the most famous and talented singer associated with the Dolphins didn't show as he was busy wasting away in Margaritaville.

Cason said...
Jul 23, 2009, 5:43:00 PM  
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Jul 23, 2009, 7:33:00 PM  

"Honey, I thought we were just coming to re-up from Ricky Williams."

Bazooka Jones said...
Jul 23, 2009, 8:44:00 PM  

J-Lo: "Luckily for us, this ownership opportunity came about after the check Stephen got from Sixpence None The Richer bounced."

Jul 23, 2009, 9:15:00 PM  

"with this foot -- ball club ownership and our 'marriage' soon people will start to think I'm sorta straight"

frickinidiot said...
Jul 23, 2009, 9:46:00 PM  

J-Lo "Im glad to help futbol become an integral part of American sports."

Mingo said...
Jul 23, 2009, 9:55:00 PM  

Roger: I'm not talking about Vick!

Marc: I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

J-Lo: You'll get nothing, and like it!

Dolphin's Owner: Did we just sell our souls to devil, kind of like Marc Anth...whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second!

ESPN Guy: Bark like a dog!

N8Dawg said...
Jul 23, 2009, 10:38:00 PM  

Marc: "What's the name of the team again?"

Kyle K. said...
Jul 23, 2009, 10:39:00 PM  

(*through gritted teeth*)
"The Camera is over there, stop with the googly eyes."

Durante said...
Jul 23, 2009, 10:58:00 PM  

Marc Anthony and J-Lo reveal the results of their IQ tests...

Mark said...
Jul 24, 2009, 2:22:00 AM  
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SFP2009 said...
Jul 24, 2009, 3:13:00 AM  

Goodell to himself: Note to self; Come Monday, draft a resolution that prohibits owners from performing at the Super Bowl halftime show...

DiLo said...
Jul 24, 2009, 3:18:00 AM  

Anthony! Lopez! It's "Necessary Roughness 2: The Pros!"

Bayma said...
Jul 24, 2009, 9:49:00 AM  

The Dolphins unveil the sexiest backfield in NFL history (#24,center).

Paul said...
Jul 24, 2009, 10:28:00 AM  

Does this jersey make my ass look big?

Nuk said...
Jul 24, 2009, 12:03:00 PM  

With today (July 24) being J-Lo's birthday, Bodenheimer asks Anthony if he can provide the customary 40 spankings.

Brad James said...
Jul 24, 2009, 1:34:00 PM  

J-Lo: Landshark stadium sounds so stoopid. Soon the Tunas will be playing in beautiful Fly Girl stadium!

Lammy742 said...
Jul 27, 2009, 7:30:00 AM  
freefun0616 said...
Sep 26, 2009, 5:55:00 AM  

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