Yes that's my name there... there... there... there... there... and th-... ooops! Maybe next year.

Hey Stewart, did ya see Erin Andrews new video?

Stewart- "I wonder how many times I will drink out of this thing."

Tom- "Don't say that. Matteo is underage."

Matteo- "Say hello to my little friend!!!"

Cink: Someone scratched "Open 77 was boss!" on here...

Manassero: "I bet I can pull more tail than these two old timers."

Cink: So let's agree on this. Matteo is Gutenberg, I am Danson, and Tom can be Selleck.

Hey Stew...you won't be needing that all evening will you? I sure could use something to catch all my tears in this evening.

It was totally in better shape when I won it. See that dent...pool party at Lemieux's. Oh and that scratch...well, do you know what a "rusty trombone" is?

Watson: "Damn it Cink, I'm a doctor, not a golfer!"

Watson: You know you are going to hell right?

Cink: Yup

Cink: The plaque for the alternates is in the ladies room.

Cink: Man, my mom was not even born in 1975.

Stewart: I thought it would be bigger.
Tom: Mine's bigger.
Matteo: *holy crap that things HUUUGE* *don't try to touch it* *don't try to touch it* *ooooh, i want to touch it*

Stewart: "Damn, they spelled it 'SINK'! Happens every time!"

Tom: (Smirk)

Cink: "Look, guys, I know this isn't the real Claret Jug."
Watson: "Why do you say that?"
Cink: "For starters, it's not named after Maurice. Second, Charles Barkley didn't win in 2004."

Cink - "So this one...?"
Watson - "That's when I beat Ben Franklin and Oliver Cromwell in a 3-way playoff. Had a better stroke then."

We both have hair, you half-tanned sonofabitch. Miss any three foot putts lately, you chin dimpled milk drinking scumsucker?

Cink: "I wonder if the Antiques Roadshow is in town."

Tom Watson learns the technique for giving oneself the Heimlich Maneuver in an effort to stem future instances of choking.

Stewart: No Tom, that reads 'Stewart Cink,' not 'Charles Barkley'

Cink: "wow your on here a bunch of times Tom. Did you pussy all your final putts those years too?"

Cink: "Yes, Tom, I realize that I am the most hated person since Hitler in British history, and Matteo... wait, sore subject, sorry."

Look, you can still make out "Jean Van de" on here

Manassero: Wow that dude needs to trim his ear hair

Cink: Hey Tom, that is where your name would have gone...

Tom: I thought you'd be the man to beat this weekend.

Cink: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.

Matteo: I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips.

"...There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman..."
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No, Stewart, I don't think that quote is on any of my Claret Jugs

Watson: Look natural. Damnit, no. Don't look up. Pretend you can read and look at the jug.

Alright. We're having a nice conversation here, ok. I'm the only reason half these people are here, got it? This trophy is mine. You can hand it over now or I'll take it out of your cold dead hands after I beat your face in with a fairway wood in the parking lot. Your call, Cink.

Kevin

http://www.wagrankings.com

I'm so adorable the media won't even realize what a massive choke job I pulled on the 18th.

"Nice shirt, I bet you get a free bowl of soup with that. Looks good on you, though."

Nothng like a variation of a quote from Caddyshack.