Showing posts with label Chris Myers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Myers. Show all posts

Ricky Stanzi Is A True American Hero

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

There was really nothing redeeming about last night's Orange Bowl until the very end of the program. The game was dominated by Iowa's defense, but it was their quarterback who stole the show by giving a speech for the ages....



USA! USA! USA! There were a few people who thought he was celebrating the United States' win in the World Junior Hockey Championships, but I have a different idea. Stanzi was just reiterating to Chris Myers that jokes about terrorists will not be tolerated in this great country.

Chris Myers Is Inappropriate!

Monday, January 04, 2010

It was in mid-September that I stated that FOX's Chris Myers "Comes Up With The Best Analogies", but I might have to take that title away from him after his latest attempt at humor. When discussing a sack by the Lions on Jay Cutler yesterday, Myers tried to slide in a joke about airport security that may have got him in a bit of hot water.



Ummm....I don't think anyone is going to work with you on that one. Terrorist jokes never really go over that well.

Chris Myers Thinks The Lions Are Failed Terrorists (Detroit 7 Lyfe)

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Your LCS Announcing Schedule

Tuesday, October 13, 2009


Why they decide to push back these Series every year, and have the World Series end in frickin' Novemeber is beoyond me, but here is your full MLB LCS announcing schedule. I never thought I'd say this, but after Chip Caray's showing in the LDS, I'm almost glad to have Buck and McCarver back....almost....

Thu, 10/15: Philadelphia Phillies @ LA Dodgers, Game One (TBS, 8:07pm)- Chip Caray, Ron Darling, Buck Martinez and Craig Sager
Fri, 10/16: LA Angels @ NY Yankees, Game One (FOX, 7:57pm)- Joe Buck, Tim McCarver, Ken Rosenthal and Chris Myers
Fri, 10/16: Philadelphia Phillies @ LA Dodgers, Game Two (TBS, 4:07pm)- Chip Caray, Ron Darling, Buck Martinez and Craig Sager
Sat, 10/17: LA Angels @ NY Yankees, Game Two (FOX, 7:57pm)- Joe Buck, Tim McCarver, Ken Rosenthal and Chris Myers
Sun, 10/18: LA Dodgers @ Philadelphia Phillies, Game Three (TBS, 8:07pm)- Chip Caray, Ron Darling, Buck Martinez and Craig Sager
Mon, 10/19: NY Yankees @ LA Angels, Game Three (FOX, 4:13pm)- Joe Buck, Tim McCarver, Ken Rosenthal and Chris Myers
Mon, 10/19: LA Dodgers @ Philadelphia Phillies, Game Four (TBS, 8:07pm)- Chip Caray, Ron Darling, Buck Martinez and Craig Sager
Tue, 10/20: NY Yankees @ LA Angels, Game Four (FOX, 7:57pm)- Joe Buck, Tim McCarver, Ken Rosenthal and Chris Myers
Wed, 10/21: LA Dodgers @ Philadelphia Phillies, Game Five* (TBS, 8:07pm)- Chip Caray, Ron Darling, Buck Martinez and Craig Sager
Thu, 10/22: NY Yankees @ LA Angels, Game Five* (FOX, 7:57pm)- Joe Buck, Tim McCarver, Ken Rosenthal and Chris Myers
Fri, 10/23: Philadelphia Phillies @ LA Dodgers, Game Six* (TBS, 8:07pm)- Chip Caray, Ron Darling, Buck Martinez and Craig Sager
Sat, 10/24: LA Angels @ NY Yankees, Game Six* (FOX, 4:13pm)- Joe Buck, Tim McCarver, Ken Rosenthal and Chris Myers
Sat, 10/24: Philadelphia Phillies @ LA Dodgers, Game Seven* (TBS, 8:07pm)- Chip Caray, Ron Darling, Buck Martinez and Craig Sager
Sun, 10/25: LA Angels @ NY Yankees, Game Seven* (FOX, 8:20pm)- Joe Buck, Tim McCarver, Ken Rosenthal and Chris Myers

Chris Myers Comes Up With The Best Analogies!

Monday, September 14, 2009

There were a ton of great quotes emailed to me over the weekend on the NFL side of things, but since I was out of town for most of the weekend, I'm just going to give you one. Besides, Gus Johnson almost dying in the booth, this could quite possibly be the funniest quotes of the year. From none other than Chris Myers, via none other than TMZ....



"Going from two Super Bowls in Pittsburgh to the winless Detroit team -- that's like going from dating Beyonce to Whoopi Goldberg."- Chris Myers

Please, PLEASE!....let Chris Myers get bashed on "The View"! That would just make my week!

Conan Takes On "Cletus" Yet Again

Friday, January 16, 2009

On Tuesday, I showed you a clip of Conan expressing his distaste of the FOX Robot during NFL broadcasts, and in true Conan fashion....he took to embarrassing "Cletus" once again last night. This time with some sweet Brody Jenner goodness. Via Sox and Dawgs....



The possibilities of this segment are endless, and I hope NBC continues making fun of that abomination. Maybe next time we can get some clips of Cletus messing with Chris Myers' hair, or playing with Joe Buck's nipples.

Conan Makes Fun Of Cleatus The Robot Again (Sox and Dawgs)