Showing posts with label Holy-Cowery. Show all posts
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87-0

Sunday, September 09, 2007

(posted by OMDQ)


Q: How does a Division 1-A (or FBS...whatever) football team rebound from a season-opening 49-3 beating at the hands of a team that is the defending national champion, features a Heisman trophy candidate at quarterback, and is currently ranked in the top ten?

A: Schedule a game against West Virginia Tech and score 49 first quarter points en route to an 87-0 victory.

That's exactly what the Hilltoppers did on Saturday afternoon, pounding the hell out of Tech in front of 16,165 fans. I'm not even sure what division West Virginia Tech is in - according to Wikipedia, the school is a member of the NAIA's Mid-South conference, but it seems almost impossible that a Division 1-A program would schedule such a lowly opponent.

I don't know if this is a common trend or not, but it seems like a smart idea for teams with heavyweight programs in Week 1 to schedule a pushover of their own for Week 2. But the NAIA? Seems like overkill.
Photo: Raw Meat

Posted by One More Dying Quail at 1:59 PM 8 Comments

Oh Man, Tell Me This Isn't The Coolest Thing Ever!!!

Thursday, June 14, 2007


Man I miss college....


"Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast" (Thanks Butler)

Portland Employs 90s Rock Star To Select The First Pick Of The 2007 Draft

Wednesday, June 13, 2007



Well not exactly, but they do have an odd marketing campaign on who to select with the first pick. The Trailblazers have a website with videos of current players and local celebrities thoughts on the pick. Well, if you can call the lead singer of Everclear, "The Hippie", and Storm Large from Rockstar Supernova (also in a band called Storm Large and the Balls).

The site is actually well put together and I think the best part is the video of current players. I mean where else can you get the quote, "Travis (Outlaw) is establishing his own style- a combination of low-post finesse and aerial holy-cowery"? (click on photo for larger version)


If that's not a word, it should be. (Father of mine...do do do do do....where have you been? Try to get that out of your head for the rest of the day)

Durant or Oden (Blazers.com)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 9:15 AM 2 Comments