Last Wednesday's Winners....
"At that moment, Kevin realized that LeBron would never feel what he felt, and that their magical August in Vermont was all but a distant memory. Surrounded by 18,000 fans, the Big Ticket never felt so alone."- Michael (Just beautiful)
"Noonan miss it! Miss it Noonan! Noonan! Hey! It worked!"- Doneycat
"I drink your milkshake!"- Alex
"Now THAT'S a clean colon!"- Marvin'sGotAGun
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Manu Ginobili chatting it up with some Spurs Fans? (Via The Sports Hernia)
Daily Links:
What Happened To Starting Pitching? (LOCG)
What Are Chipper's Chances Of Hitting .400? (Vegas Watch)
The NFC North Needs Some QBs Bad (The Big Picture)
On Gender Roles And Blogging (Baseball Digest Daily)
Tony Romo Should Never Sing In Public Again (Bugs and Cranks)
Dwyane Wade Is Turing Into Britney Spears (Deuce of Davenport)
On Wayne Rooney's Bachelor Party (The Sports Point)
Introducing Volleypalooza! (Uncoached)
Kids And Their Crazy Jersey Choices (Zoner Sports)
Geez Dad, enough with the Prince Valliant haircut already.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell refs, but European Two-Step I do is actually travel.
ReplyDeleteSeconds later, the Spurs fan tried to give Manu her pen. Instintivly, Manu flopped.
ReplyDeleteI would have thought that Benjamin Franklin would be a Sixers fan.
ReplyDeleteNice try Coach Karl! But there's no way I'll request a trade to the Denver. Just because I'm South American, doesn't mean I party like Ronaldo...
ReplyDelete"Of course I can make this autograph out to you. How did you say you spelled your last name? Was it Vilanch?"
ReplyDeleteMethinks Manu got a whole lot of lovin that night....
ReplyDeleteManu came up to the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........
ReplyDeleteSorry, the Spurs always put me to sleep.
"Yeah, chicks dig the bald spot."
ReplyDeleteYou know, in my country, you are a beauty queen.
ReplyDeleteManu - "So if you cup the balls just like this...."
ReplyDeleteIn an attempt to catch up with Tony Parker he asked "Will you be my Eva"
ReplyDeleteSeriously, lady, I'm really sorry, I had no idea that was the last chili dog...
ReplyDeleteLadies, I know Tony Parker is girl pretty and all, but just so you know, this isn't a WNBA game.
ReplyDeleteManu Ginobili couldn't believe his eyes when he finally found a woman that looks like Henry from the TV series "Alice".
ReplyDeleteSo that's how Manu mesmerizes opponents on the court - he tells them jokes written by Bruce Vilanch!
ReplyDeleteNo I'm not John Hancock, but yes I will sign your Declaration of Independence.
ReplyDeleteSir, can you get me Cousin Larry's autograph?
ReplyDelete...and THAT happened...
ReplyDeleteJay from A walk in the park
"How much for the little girl? How much for the women?"
ReplyDelete"What?"
"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children."
Come on, take off the wig Che', we all know you're not dead.
ReplyDelete(Noting the man or woman at the right) Wow, Martina Navratilova has really packed on the pounds!
ReplyDelete"So, you promise it'll look like my own hair, growing back?"
ReplyDelete"Yes sir! Just like mine!"
Jesus, I should've played soccer
ReplyDeleteMe and Timmy have a bet whether you're a man or woman. Can you settle it please?
ReplyDeleteI used to see this thing on Amereecan TV when was a keed in Khsassbekishtahan called the Bunson Honeydew.
ReplyDeleteAre you the Bunson Honeydew???
"Hi, I'm Manu Ginobili, I've recently moved into the neighborhood and in accordance with Meghan's Law I'm required to introduce myself to everyone."
ReplyDeleteManu: "Oh, I can how big of a Spurs fanatic that you are. You even dyed your hair in team colors!"
ReplyDeleteFan: "This isn't hair dye..."
"Yes, we do need help at the center position."
ReplyDelete"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god I think the one that looks like Ozzy Osborne likes me!!! Play it cool Manu, play it cool...."
ReplyDeleteLady: "Maybe if you grew your hair out like mine, you could cover that bald spot."
ReplyDeleteThe years have been pretty rough on Peppermint Patty, sir.
ReplyDeleteHey Trixie, let's mess with the Zohan.
ReplyDeleteManu Ginobli is dating Eva Longoria's sister.
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