Create The Caption #212

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"I have those same fishnets in black!"- Harvey Bars

"Put your top back on, Daisy. I'm your uncle, not a member of Motley Crew."- KC Cal

"While signing autographs at Dodger Stadium, Oscar de la Hoya recites his favorite line from 'The Naked Gun' by pointing to someone in the crowd and calling them Enrico Pallozzo."- Jeff The Web Guy

"Are you Miguel Cotto? No? OK, I'll fight you."- The Maj
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kevin Garnett whispering sweet nothings in Lebron's ear?


Daily Links:

It's Time To Say Goodbye Dick Stockton (SS Reporters)
An Interview With The Draft Entrant I Posted On Yesterday (HHR)
Maria Sharapova Is Skipping Out On Photo Shoots Now. Booooo! (With Leather)
Celebrity Cheerleaders Are Awesome (All Balls)
Have Fun In Hell Darrion Scott (The Sports Point)
It Hasn't Been The Forum For Quite Some Time (WC Bias)
A-Rod Just Keeps Looking Better And Better (Rumors and Rants)
And Spot #2 In Hell Goes To.... (The Beautiful Game)
Athletes Vanity License Plates (Food Court Lunch)
Mariotti Is Losing His Mind (The Sports Hernia)
What If The Presidential Candidates Were College Football Coaches (NOIS)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:13 PM

44 Comments:

This is how Funny Cide looked at Barbaro.

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

The NBA, Where you missing a point blank game tying shot happens.

TJX said...
May 7, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

Hahaha, Skip Bayless hates you more!!!

The Editor said...
May 7, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

You're with me, leather.

TJX said...
May 7, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

This is the NBA, and that means Not Basketball Anymore.

Oh, are you gonna dive now holding your face because I breathed on you?

Pussy.

E Buzz said...
May 7, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

"Kobe woulda made it."

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

So dinner next thursday is still good for you, right?

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

"You thought the Wizards were scary? I'm loadin' up the pump. I got some grenades. I got a couple joints with some silencers on 'em..."

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

Come on, Bronny. Let's forget this series and run away together.

Matt said...
May 7, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

At that moment, Kevin realized that LeBron would never feel what he felt, and that their magical August in Vermont was all but a distant memory. Surrounded by 18,000 fans, the Big Ticket never felt so alone.

Chango said...
May 7, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

"loooooooovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful"

CB said...
May 7, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

There Can Only Be One

Unknown said...
May 7, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

"So was that two cups of sugar and one teaspoon of vanilla?"

Shane B. said...
May 7, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

Kiss me, you fool!

James Santelli said...
May 7, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

Prince LaBrick, my name is Kevin GarNOTT. Get it??? Haha! That is Skip BASEless is so creative.

Sam said...
May 7, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

Noonan miss it! Miss it Noonan! Noonan!
Hey! It worked!

Doneycat said...
May 7, 2008, 1:59:00 PM  

(after Lebron misses game tying layup)..."Dude!"

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

"After you miss this last shot, how about sex first and then we go shopping?"

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

KG, "I drink your milkshake."

Alex said...
May 7, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

"Lebron... I just can't quit you!" *sobs*

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

I got these cheeseburgers, man...

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

KG ,"I am sorry I got some of my Gatorade sweat on you."

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

Smoke us a cigarette and go back to sleep sleep sleeeeeep

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 3:47:00 PM  

No, you don't sweat orange Gatorade either!

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 3:57:00 PM  

Pffft, my Papa John's pizzas only cost a nickel.

GMoney said...
May 7, 2008, 4:06:00 PM  

LeBron: "What about... 'the Boston Three Party'?"

KG: "...Wow, I like that. Thank you man."

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 4:21:00 PM  

KG: I feel like I am in Highlander
Lebron: What is the Highlander?
KG: It was the Academy Award for best movie ever made

Unknown said...
May 7, 2008, 4:39:00 PM  

"Maybe you should stick to being a lawyer"

Unknown said...
May 7, 2008, 5:20:00 PM  

Lebron, I played with Michael Jordan. I knew Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan was a friend of mine. Lebron, you're no Michael Jordan

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 5:41:00 PM  

Hey Bron, don't be mad cause you're not part of the Boston Three Party.

Jarred Amato said...
May 7, 2008, 6:03:00 PM  

You had me at hello

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 6:53:00 PM  

I just let the biggest, smelliest SBD.....

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 7:25:00 PM  

I hope nobody's witnessing this.

Stock Lemon said...
May 7, 2008, 8:24:00 PM  

hey guys how do you get your blogger profiles to go directly to your website?

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 8:26:00 PM  

LeBron, get me one of those 23 cent pizzas Thursday!

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 9:09:00 PM  

...And the winner of American Idol, 2003 is...LeBron James!

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 9:18:00 PM  

KG: Nice shot jerkoff

LeBron: ai cammpptt taaawwkkk twaaashhh wifff disss moouufff gaawwwdd

KG: Damn, I bet someone is going to take a picture of this moment and then people are going to make homophobic comments about us on some sports blog that is sort of about announcing...

LB: Dats gaawwnnaa bwwwooo caawwk. At weeeasst wele fillllttyy wich

Jeff V said...
May 7, 2008, 9:44:00 PM  

KG - "Yo, I'll be your witness anytime dog. Marvin Harrison knows where I'm at."

J said...
May 7, 2008, 11:02:00 PM  

KG: I love...Paul.
Ron Burgandy: KG, are you just looking at people in the arena and saying you love them?
KG: I love 'Bron. I love 'Bron.

Mez said...
May 8, 2008, 9:02:00 AM  

KG : Man - this is a fantastic album...lemme borrow it.

LeBron : Nooo, my brotha...you got to buy your own.

Anonymous said...
May 8, 2008, 11:12:00 AM  

"You miss this shot... you're goin home."

t hinds said...
May 8, 2008, 11:22:00 AM  

In a moment of weakness during game 1 of Celtics-Cavaliers, Boston forward Kevin Garnett lets Cleveland's Lebron James know that he'd like to be more than a witness.

Anonymous said...
May 8, 2008, 8:31:00 PM  

"Now THAT'S a clean colon!"

Anonymous said...
May 9, 2008, 5:00:00 PM  

If you were Suzy Kolber, I'd kiss you

Anonymous said...
May 9, 2008, 9:17:00 PM  

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