Yesterday's Winners....
"Now they can say there's somebody in the stands with an Aaron Rodgers jersey."- Cason
"Tony Kornheiser: You know, Brett Favre has a much better Lambeau Leap than Rodgers..."- Dan
"America thanks a wise cameraman for sparing us from another "Wardrobe Malfunction"."- Sean
"I'm so excited... I'm so...so...scared."- Jeff
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Steve Nash receiving a star on the Canadian Walk Of Fame?
Daily Links:
Angels Broadcasters Spoof "Little Miss Sunshine" (Larry Brown Sports)
The Sports Guy Skipped Some Questions In His Recent Mailbag (The Sports Hernia)
Boston Teams Are Coming Back Down To Earth (SS Reporters)
A Collection Of Crazy NFL Fans From Week One (Joe Sports Fan)
Ashton Kutcher Is Now A Soccer Coach, Seriously (The Beautiful Game)
Um, Is Drew Bledsoe There? (Food Court Lunch)
The Reasons Why Lance Is Returning To Cycling (BMDP)
Michigan Loses Another Recruit To OSU (Stiles Points)
Ric Flair Tasered, Whooo! (Luol's Dong)
A Look At The Tie Scenarios In MLB (Baseball Musings)
An Interview With Pittsburgh Radio Hosts Stan And Guy (Mondesi's House)
Bears Reporters Are Awesome! (Blogdown Bears)
Introducing The NCQB (NOIS)
"I don't care if it's alphabetical, when Rick Nash gets his, he goes behind me, got it?"
ReplyDelete"So, since I'm the only famous Canadian, can I just put it wherever I want?"
ReplyDeleteOkay so the show is about a Chicago cop and a Mounty and the Mounty's deaf husky...we are trying to do something that hasn't been done before.
ReplyDeleteDespite claiming this to be such an honor, as Canada's second most famous citizen behind Alex Trebek, Nash sent Ivan Lendl to accept this honor for him.
ReplyDeleteWhere you at Bryan Adams?
ReplyDeleteIt's an honor just to be mentioned in the same breath as Dave Coulier, Celine Dion, and Terence and Philip.
ReplyDeleteSo this is what the saying "like kissing your sister." means. If that Mounty was allowed to carry a fire arm i'd shoot myself.
ReplyDeleteSo, will I be behind Baron davis on this thing too?
ReplyDeleteYou Canadian's and your beady little eyes and your flapping heads!
ReplyDeleteUh, can I go yet? I've got some United States stuff going on.
ReplyDeleteNow the Canadian Walk of Fame includes Dudley Do-Right, Shatner and Bob & Doug MacKenzie.
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome. I'm as cool as Geddy Lee now. Wayne Gretzky's got nothing on me.
ReplyDeleteIn reference to the Aaron Rogers caption winners, ironically enough, the Saved By The Bell with Jessie's "I'm so excited" line is on tomorrow morning at 8:30 Eastern on TBS.
ReplyDeleteWhen asked how it felt to be named to the Canadian Walk of Fame, Nash stated that it was "sort of like winning the spelling bee in a special ed class."
ReplyDeleteDesperate to win anything national in scope, Rep. Dennis Kucinich snuck into Canada and took a job as Steve Nash's stunt double.
ReplyDelete32 years after his delectable turn in The Bad News Bears, Jackie Earl Haley is finally recognized on the Canadian Walk of Fame.
ReplyDeleteCanada's Walk of Fame: Celebrating insignificance since 1998
ReplyDeleteAn honor not quite as prestigious as "Key Grip from Strange Brew", but impressive nonetheless.
ReplyDeleteEncyclopedia Brittanica finally finds the perfect photo for its "Underwhelming" entry.
ReplyDeleteIt's my personal opinion that a joke about the "Canadian Walk of Fame" would just be gilding the lily.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, when did Steve Nash start looking a lot like David Bowie?
ReplyDeleteSteve laughs uproariously at his own "mount the Mountie" joke.
ReplyDelete"Next stop, the Jewish Sports Hall of Fame!!"
ReplyDeleteStay down there Mr. Nash and I'll show you why they call us Mounties.
ReplyDeleteAs per Canadian tradition, Nash is accompanied to the ceremony by a former WWF intercontinental champion of his choosing.
ReplyDeleteSteve Nash... now rocking the emo-mullet, the perfect accessory for the new millineum Hockey Hall of Fame inductee.
ReplyDeleteRight next to Martin Short? Sweet!
ReplyDeleteCanadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young! Steve Nash!
ReplyDelete(from Canadian Bacon)
No, I swear to God, I'm 100 percent Canadian. I swear on the life of this mountie I am. I don't even like this haircut, I just can't help myself, it's in my DNA.
ReplyDeleteNash didn't have a chance to change wardrobe while hurrying over from the set of "Men in Black III".
ReplyDeleteWhat's better than getting a star on the Canadian Walk of Fame?
ReplyDeleteNot being Canadian
Robert Horry can have all his championship rings. Come talk to me when he gets his name on the sidewalk along side Allen Thick, Alex Trebex and the McKenzie brothers.
ReplyDeleteSteve Nash shown here waving at fellow Canadian Walk of Famer inductee, KD Lang.
ReplyDeleteNash then draws a double team on penetration, no-looks the award to the Mountie who is left unguarded, who then proceeds to drain the three.
ReplyDeleteSteve Nash on his cell phone to his agent before the photo: "How seriously can I REALLY take this thing? I mean, I see plaques here for Leslie Nielsen, Paul Shaffer, and Robert Goulet."
ReplyDeleteSteve Nash realizes that he has FINALLY arrived in his native land, as he is recognized with such international luminaries as Pamela Anderson and "Beldar" from "Coneheads."
ReplyDeleteThere is no truth to the rumor that Mark Cuban has offered to buy Canada and rename it "Nashland" if Steve Nash agreed to return to the Mavericks this season.
ReplyDeleteSHAQ: "Hey Kobe, tell me how my Nash taste!"
ReplyDeleteMountie into walkie: Alpha Base, this is Bob McKenzie. I have a fleshy-headed mutant in sector 16B
ReplyDeleteDid John Clayton think no one would notice his new toupe?
ReplyDeleteWow, this is amazing. Even though I'm not Brett Favre, people actually care about me!
ReplyDeletewill leitch has really let himself go.
ReplyDelete"Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!"
ReplyDelete(Ode to "Simple Jack" in "Tropic Thunder"). Nash looks a bit like him with that toothy grin.
This is all well and good, but he's still not THAT popular in Canada because he became a basketball player and not a mountie or a fishing guide.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh look out behind you! There is a giant mountie!!!
ReplyDeleteHeidi Fleiss is Canadian?
ReplyDelete"I am so proud to be only the third person get one of these stars"
ReplyDelete"I can't answer to whether I'd want to finish my career in Toronto..."
ReplyDeleteNash: Thank you all so much, it's such a great honor! (under his breath) Do you people even know who the hell I am? Seriously, I thought I would have to wear skates to ever get anybody to f'in notice me!
ReplyDelete"Mountme? Maybe after a few drinks."
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