David Feherty's Analogies Confuse Me

Sunday, April 08, 2007

A few people have sent this to me, so I figured it deserved its own post. Masters' Golf Analyst David Feherty on the gorgeous day at Augusta National....

"Such a beautiful view ... and to play this course on a day like this, it's like being tortured by a beautiful woman."- DF

Pretty sure he's talking about the difficulty of the course, but in all honesty I have no idea what the Irishman was really trying to say.

Thanks for the tip East Coast Bias and Mister Irrelevant.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:42 PM


Very good picture of ferret-y Mr. Feherty. Not only does he talk like Satan, now he also looks like him. :D

Anonymous said...
Apr 8, 2007, 3:24:00 PM  

Mr. Feherty just gave himself away as a closet sub.

Signal to Noise said...
Apr 8, 2007, 4:38:00 PM  

He's Irish, he doesn't know anything about beautiful women.

twoeightnine said...
Apr 8, 2007, 7:47:00 PM  

I did enjoy his description of a Nicklaus '86 Masters shot as landing softly "like a butterfly with sore feet."

David Feherty rules it.

Scrappled said...
Apr 9, 2007, 11:30:00 AM  

I have to say watching the Master's in the sublime and seeing the beautiful shot of the bridge, lucious vegitation, perfect blue sky - truly nature's innocent spendor - it brought tears of laughter to hear David's analogy of being "tortured by a beautiful woman"..... wow - what was he thinking.....and then he was gone.....Mr S&M.....out for some "torture"...?

Anonymous said...
Apr 13, 2007, 7:34:00 PM  

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