I know that "ESPN Nonsense" is one of my favorite tags to use on this site, but occasionally it's a good thing. For over a month the folks at First Take have debated whether a punt returner could go goal line to goal line against a bear. Well they finally went to the authorities on both to find an answer. Antwaan Randle El and a Bear expert.....
Only ESPN has the resources to pull something like this off, and while very pointless....it's very entertaining. Also, as much is I like Randle El, he has zippy chance against that bear.
ESPN First Take Tackles Huge Philosophical Question: Bears (LOCG)
zippy :-)
ReplyDeleteThat was fantastic, and I'm glad that Randle El took it in the lighthearted manner in which it was intended.
ReplyDelete-CBH
This makes me so happy to be alive.
ReplyDeleteThe tale of the tape was great.
ReplyDeleteBut I think the bear would get him, probably in the chase over the last 50 yards. Bears don't take good angles of pursuit but they make up for it in raw speed.
As a Skins fan, there is no way that Randle El makes it to the endzone with all of his limbs intact.
ReplyDeleteI could go goal to goal against a koala bear.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't go against a bear to begin with, it would eat me.
ReplyDeleteSo let me get this straight. You hate ESPN nonsense, except when that nonsense involves someone from your favorite football team? This site becomes more hypocritical every day.
ReplyDeleteOf course an NFL player can score a TD on a bear--all he needs is a collapse by the Chicago D or Special Teams unit. HUZZAH!!
ReplyDeleteSomeone should create this video game.
ReplyDeleteThe Junkies on WJFK in the DC Market have been talking about this for months. ESPN totaly ripped it off from them.
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