Thursday, June 12, 2008

Create The Caption #226

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"In High School, they'd never let me wear elf shoes on the gym floor."- Anon

"If only Isiah Thomas were still a GM, the "David Cook signs a 4-year, $52 million contract with the Knicks" jokes would write themselves"- BF

"Randy: A little pitchy on the shot, but you got it going, Dog!
Paula:(something incoherrent)
Simon: You have as much business on a basketball court... (boooo's)"- The Mask

"Even with the shoes, he's still better than Scalabrine."- pmelchre
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the "Big Three" before tee off at the U.S. Open?


Daily Links:

Orsillo With The Grab! (Sox & Dawgs)
Shaq Knows His Mortgages (AZ Sports Hub)
The David Stern Song (Ryan Parker Songs)
A Nice Piece On The U.S. Open (A Walk In The Park)
Peru's Soccer Fans Are Rough On Their Team (The Beautiful Game)
Some Nicknames Berman Can Use This Weekend (The Money Shot)
Is Dick Bavetta Involved In Any Of This Fixing Mess? (Deuce Of Davenport)
Indiana Basketball Is Screwed (Storming The Floor)
A Good Interview With Jeremy Schapp (On The DL)
An Interview With Dwayne Bowe (Arrowhead Addict)

39 comments:

  1. Tiger Woods. Rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

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  2. You may kiss my ring now.

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  3. No no, you have to kneel before you can kiss my ring.

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  4. You're the number 3 player in the world....who the hell are you?

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  5. Phil Mickelson: "Dammit, always a bridesmaid, never a bride"

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  6. Phil: "Wow that Gillette Fusion does leave a smooth, close shave."

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  7. Tiger: Stay out of Phil Mickleson's downwind. He has stinky butt cheese and smells like poo poo!

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  8. "Hi, my name is Tiger Woods, and I'll be kicking your ass this weekend on one knee!"

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  9. Tiger: "Hey Adam, did you hear what I said? Did you hear me call him tubby. That's hilarious."

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  10. Hey! I didn't know it was black shirt day. You ready to suck me off F#@%ers?

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  11. Hilarious, right? I still can't believe that Lifelock guy got his own identity stolen!

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  12. ...and she stepped on the ball

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  13. You come to me and ask me to do you a service. You ask me to lose this tournament. Well, this service I cannot do for you.

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  14. A daily exfoliating cleanser twice a day? Really? I'm going to have to try that myself...

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  15. Tiger: "I'm glad to be back in time for the US Open....I really didn't want to listen to Chris Berman on TV."

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  16. Yeah, Phil's a real dick...Oh hey, Phil, we were just talking about you!

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  17. Yeah, I get it, you've got a strong grip. Now let go. Please?

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  18. Phil: "I'm sorry sir, we are gonna have to ask you to lea...(Tiger smiles) Silly Adam! It's only Tiger! For a second we thought you were some black guy."

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  19. See, I am actually white, my parents are actually from fuckin Norway, this black shit is just magic marker, check it out.

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  20. Tiger (whispering): "Look. Look at him holding in his gut."
    Phil: "What was that?"
    Tiger: "Oh, Nothing, Free Phily"

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  21. You guys coming over for to watch the NHL awards?

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  22. "Just be patient, Adam. Keep up the high ranking and soon you'll get a smoking-hot blonde trophy wife too."

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  23. Since the "Big Three" is already taken, let's think of another nickname before Scott Van Pelt beats us to it.

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  24. I know, I can't wait to listen to Jeff Van Gundy tonight, too!

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  25. Snicker...Man....snicker...BOOBS!!!
    BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Shhh! Here he comes!

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  26. Phil: You know horizontal stripes make you look fat?
    Adam: You know "vision" makes you look fat, Phil.
    Tiger: Niiiiice....

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  27. Tiger (to Scott):
    Can you believe they paired us with this ass-clown Michel-choke?

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  28. Phil: "Repeat after me...I Adam...take you Tiger..."

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  29. Tiger and Adam: "Red Rover, Red Rover, we dare Fat Phil over".

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  30. Which one of you is my Gatorade caddy? Me needs my juice.

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  31. "Did you hear that Tits Mickelson isn't carrying a driver today? What a dumbass. Oh, hi Phil...."

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  32. Doctor.....

    Doctor....

    Doctor....

    Doctor...

    Doctor...

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  33. what do we have to shoot to win this tournament?
    the rest of the field

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  34. It is true. I DID say you have no chance:-]

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  35. I'm a tool, I'm a tool, I'm a tool

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  36. You two ready for me to kick your lilly white asses this weekend?

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  37. Yo Adam, who's better "endowed", Elin or Amy? Yeah, I thought Elin too, good choice bro!

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  38. Look mom, it's a human representation of an Oreo cookie.

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  39. "Mike Milbury and Barry Melrose say I shake hands like a girl, what do you think? Manly right? Maybe I should leave the hockey folks to their mullets."

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