Kobe: "Someone tell Sasha he better get his uni on, it's almost game time. What? That's not Sasha?"

Pitching Nike's new Air Witch line of shoes, spokesman David Cook lines up for a three-pointer. The Air Witch line is inspired by the Wicked Witch of the West's boots in the movie Wizard of Oz.

HADUKEN!

Maybe if I can handle the rock, people will stop thinking I look like Dane.

Taking a que from MLB hate mail, the NBA decided to scratch it's Dane Cook playoff commercials.

Yeah. Shooting this will make me look less like an unemployed gay actor. Watch this.

"Just got signed to a 10 day contract by Boston"
"Crap just got traded with the rest of this team's bench for LeBron"

That's some good shooting Mr. Cook. You hit the three better than when Clay Aiken tried a lay up.

The NBA: Where "unemployed waiters, who win crappy reality shows because they are the lesser of two evils, and now find themselves at the Finals" happens!

In High School, they'd never let me wear elf shoes on the gym floor.

Where celebrities taking a dump on the court happens.

David Cook sets up for a shot just beyond the credibility arc.

.......don't look gay...don't look gay....don't look gay...DANG IT I LOOKED GAY!!

If only Isiah Thomas were still a GM, the "David Cook signs a 4-year, $52 million contract with the Knicks" jokes would write themselves...

Randy: A little pitchy on the shot, but you got it going, Dog!
Paula:(something incoherrent)
Simon: You have as much business on a basketball court... (boooo's)

Geez, this isn't the first time this tactic has been tried. Rodman played a full 48 minutes in this same getup 10 years ago...with sexy results.

Hey kid!!! Get off the floor with the black soled shoes!!!!

-My 8th grade janitor

Suck it, Van Gundy, my haircut costs just as much as yours.

Clogs are the next revolution in athletic sports wear.

I see David Cook is wearing the new Tony Parker signature shoe from Nike.

David Cook shows off a new style of 3-point shooting. What this style is, maybe Charles Barkley can tell us.

"I need to get good at this... Lord knows I don't have a chance at a singing career."

American Idol winner David Cook, participating in the subway halftime shoot out, tries to win a free foot long sub as the typical late arriving LA crowd looks on.

Thanks to his shoes, David Cook made the longest two-pointer in basketball since the three point line was invented.

"Bavetta calls Pierce for the foul, and Cook will go to the line for three!"

Even with the shoes, he's still better than Scalabrine.

don't quit your day job

With the first pick of the WNBA draft, the LA Sparks select David Cook.

Since Donaghy's been indicted, David Stern resorts to other tactics to fix the outcome of playoff games. The Celtics were forced to use David Cook as their point guard in game 3 of the finals. Game 5 will find Jared from Subway playing center for the Lakers.

David Cook unveils Nike's new "Achy-Breaky Jordans" after winning the NBA's "What if P J Carlesimo Were Gay and Incontinent?" Contest.

I thought Clay Aiken was the only American Idol who liked balls.....

I just have to remember to bend...err...bend my knees.

I can't even walk on the court at the local Y without sneakers on. He looks like Andrew Declercq shooting a free throw...

That's just a two! He has a steel toe over the line!

Wow, look at all those people watching me. Hopefully someday at least half as many come to hear me sing.