I'm sure you meant funnier instead of more funny. Jeez, AA, get an editor!

That was actually the fourth goal for the Dutch. They've been playing out of their minds so far in the tournament, smoking Italy 3-0 as well.

And I knew as soon as I heard that call it would be up here.

other great lines from Healey:

"the french have dug themselves a trench"

and

"Robin Van Persie, shows no mercy to the french!"

This guy rivals Tim Brando's "This ain't Carmen San Diego!"

Isnt a Dutch Oven farting in bed and pulling the covers over your old ladys head?

wait? there is "sexual innuendo" with "Dutch Oven" or with "French Toast"? Or is it a "sexual innuendo" if you perform a "French Toast" followed by a "Dutch Oven"? I'm confused

Can't a Dutch Oven be like, a Dutch Oven here in America? You know, those things you cook with?

You guys are a buzz kill for a Friday. Thanks to those who get it and I apologize to the grammar police. Jeez.

sorry to be another "buzz kill" but i am with the others. the only "dutch oven" i know is farting under the sheets and then burying a girls head under the sheets. I have never known that to have any sexual meaning other than i guess you are in bed.

dont get me wrong the video is HI.larious.

Now if he had said "It's a one-eyed pirate and the French are toast", that would have a sexual connotation and would be effin' funny.

Oh THAT'S what we're talking about! I get it now. The only reason I put that tag is because I originally saw Dutch Oven on one of those sexual term pages. I always thought it was something you did after coitus but I guess it doesn't have to be.

AA you are thinking of when your boyfriend gives you a "Dirty Sanchez" after hes done treating you like a farm animal.

Yep you got me.

Or maybe since a "dutch oven" is a slow cooker. He meant that the Dutch slowcooked the French until they were toast.

See I "dutch ovened" you on the "dirty sanchez" then gave you a "good game". Or a "pity fuck".

It would have been funny if the announcer called them cheese-eatin' surrender-monkeys.

Thats tops Tommy Smyth's call during the Germany v. Croatia game, when he commented that [Crotia goalie] Pletikosa's "fingertips were warm from Ballack's rifling shot".

32nd minute of the game. Just after 39 minutes into ESPN360's replay.

You mean more funnier.

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@hopp:

Nice for Mike to know he has a career in porn after he's done footballing.

Whooooaaaaaah..

You went to a " sexual terms " page.. and the only thing you gleaned from it was "coitus" ?

You, sir,are a "sweedish meatloaf".

another brilliant comment from the same game:
'Thats Robben and Robin, not Batman and Robin.'
after robin van persie's goal from arjen robben.

Adrian Healey's great. Very entertaining to listen to.

cock. balls.

This is just more evidence that except for Gus Johnson, European soccer announcers are LIGHT YEARS ahead of their American counterparts in terms of quality.