Create The Caption #234

Monday, June 30, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"I can't believe OJ Mayo didn't want our extra ticket to The Lion you think Beasley wants to catch Little Mermaid tomorrow?"- Matt

"Dude - you know this is Stephon Marbury's ride? I am totally not sitting on this seat."- Steve

"The Lopez Twins can't contain their excitement as they prepare to pull all sorts of "The Parent Trap" shenanigans on their future unsuspecting teams, such as Robin showing up for Brook's practices and Brook for Robin's! Hilarity ensues!"- Telecomedian

"'...and after five more minutes of pretending the floor is lava, we'll try to make a cushion fort!'"- Santa Claustrophobia

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jason Whitlock Joe Alexander passed out at Bucks HQ?

Daily Links:

Get Your Announcer Vote On (SS Reporters)
The Other Adam Jones Wants To Be Called Pacman Now (Bugs and Cranks)
Pavel Datsyuk Loves Some James Brown (Going Five Hole)
On Dysfunctional Fandom (LOCG)
Some Very Odd MLB Moments (The Love of Sports)
ESPN Classic Brings Back Old School Wrestling (Cake Rocks the Party)
About That Mayo-Love Deal (Empty The Bench)
A WSOP Musical? (Deuce Of Davenport)
An Extremely Hot Cheerleading Candidate (Uncoached)
No More Interleadue Play (Crashburn Alley)
Video Of The Celts Partying In Vegas (Boston Sportz)
Here's One For All Of The Cubs Fans (Ryan Parker Songs)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:58 AM


Barney Fife gets a welcomed departure from dealing with Otis the Town Drunk.

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 12:24:00 PM  

Joe Alexander spends his first day on the job napping in the lobby after Bucks security refuses him entry into the team's training facilities, claiming they had never heard of anyone named Joe Alexander.

Mike Maloney said...
Jun 30, 2008, 12:29:00 PM  

Alexander is already settling in to his role in the NBA

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 12:39:00 PM  


Adam said...
Jun 30, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

Alexander: "Believe it or not... this place is waaaaaay more exciting than West Virginia."

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

I won't let you down, Milwaukee!

- Joe Alexander

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

Joe Alexander collapses in disbelief after realizing he won't get to hone his posting up skills with Chairman Yi.

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

observe as the "security guard" prepares to take Joe Alexander's wallet as he is asleep

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

Joe Alexander denied entrance to the Bucks' facilities? This never would have happened if they had wised up and hired Simmons as their GM!

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

The Bill Simmons for Bucks GM campaign continues....

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

After witnessing Joe Alexander in his work uniform, Jay Bilas no longer thinks Joe has tremendous athleticism, upside, nor pick-and-pobability.

CB said...
Jun 30, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

Those Miller Lites will f*** you up...

BF said...
Jun 30, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

You're my only friend on this island.

TJX said...
Jun 30, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

During the offseason it's 'Officer' Jack Ramsey, thank you very much.

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Joe Alexander tours the Miller brewery before meeting the team.

Ryan said...
Jun 30, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

The NBA decided to keep close tabs on a random rookie to keep them out of trouble. As fate would have it, they chose Joe Alexander

Cason said...
Jun 30, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

The Bucks had no idea why he was there...they thought they'd traded him for the rights to Tractor Traylor

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

Bueller? Bueller?

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

30 seconds earlier, the security guard popped in his "Best of Dane Cook" DVD.

GMoney said...
Jun 30, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

Shhhhh! I just got him to go to sleep. You know how cranky he can be if he doesn't get his after lunch nap.

Jun 30, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

You mean to tell me the Six flags guy has to moonlight as a security guard?

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

Joe: So you think you can help me?

Guard: I'm a security guard, not a miracle worker

The Editor said...
Jun 30, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

Everything about Milwaukee is so boring. Even the security guards.

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

Joe Alexander demonstrates some of the skills that helped him become one the draft's biggest sleepers.

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 3:55:00 PM  

Bucks owner, Senator Herb Kohl, watches over the Bucks' newest prize, "Baby" Joe Alexander.

Unknown said...
Jun 30, 2008, 5:03:00 PM  

After being drafted by the Bucks, Alexander asked the kindly security guard to put him out of his misery.

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 6:16:00 PM  

No matter how many times you get smashed Joe, you will still wake up playing in Milwaukee.

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 6:18:00 PM  

Milwaukee....where amazing happens!

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 7:20:00 PM  

The Joe Alexander suicide watch continues...well, what do you expect? He was drafted by THE BUCKS!

Lammy742 said...
Jun 30, 2008, 8:40:00 PM  

"Ohhh..I dunno...'bout 3 hours, a geyyyss"

Monty said...
Jun 30, 2008, 9:03:00 PM  

Joe Alexander passes out from trying to figure out what the hell Stephen A. Smith is saying and how Stuart Scott has a job while watching a replay of the NBA draft.

Anonymous said...
Jun 30, 2008, 9:32:00 PM  

I knew Jason Whitlock, Jason Whitlock was a friend of mine, and you Joe Alexander, you are no Jason Whitlock.

You need AT LEAST another 200 pounds on you. Not to mention a couch to sleep on.

el_hombre said...
Jun 30, 2008, 11:42:00 PM  

Coming from West Virginia University, Joe Alexander has long been a pro of passing out.

Anonymous said...
Jul 1, 2008, 4:12:00 AM  

An aurora of excitement grips the city of Milwaukee as it anxiously awaits the arrival of Richard Jefferson.

Anonymous said...
Jul 1, 2008, 11:57:00 PM  

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