Kobe, Please Tell Shaq How His A** Tastes

Monday, June 23, 2008

I'm absolutely speechless after this TMZ clip of Shaq performing a song directed at Kobe Bryant at a New York Club. Just sit back and enjoy....



Wow.....just wow. Amazing. And even more amazing is that they just aired it on Sports Center complete with the vasectomy line. Mike Greenberg has never looked whiter and the fact that Stephen A. Smith's phone cut out just makes me laugh.

Amazing. And who said the NBA offseason wasn't entertaining?! Some one get Fu-Schnickens on the line for a reunion tour post haste!!!

Shaq Attacks Kobe: You Ruined My Marriage! (TMZ)
Shaquille O'Neal Won't Mince Words About Kobe Bryant" (Deadspin)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 5:56 PM

9 Comments:

Kareem IS better than Shaq! Do I sense a little jealousy Shaq?

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 6:42:00 PM  

I'm putting that on my iPod.

justin said...
Jun 23, 2008, 7:40:00 PM  

Someone fast track KAZAAM immediately.

Jun 23, 2008, 7:41:00 PM  

So, Shaq wants to rap about this season.

Without Shaq, Kobe made it to the Finals and lost 4-2.
Without Kobe, Shaq was bounced in the first round 4-1.

Only Shaq could be confronted with that evidence and feel like he had something to brag about.

Free Vick said...
Jun 23, 2008, 10:08:00 PM  

Uh, yeah, kind of weird that Clank Fu would be talking about another man tasting his ass, does someone need to come out of the closet?

And Wade won that championship for Miami, he was just along for the ride.

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 1:49:00 AM  

Well I can hear the schedule makers at the NBA - Phoenix vs. LA on Christmas Day in Los Angeles on ABC

Chris said...
Jun 24, 2008, 1:53:00 AM  

What's more strange, asking another man what your ass tastes like or even wondering in the first place what your ass tastes like?

Rick Rottman said...
Jun 24, 2008, 7:08:00 AM  

I got news for you, Shaq's ass tastes like Icy Hot.

Lammy742 said...
Jun 24, 2008, 8:07:00 AM  

Sorry, AA, but Fu Schnickens likely can't afford phones.

GMoney said...
Jun 24, 2008, 10:35:00 AM  

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