Create The Caption #228

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Excuuuse me! What are yall doing in here? This entrance is for C listers and above! Go follow them bitches from "The Hills" to your section."- Anon

"Alternative jerseys were sooooo last decade, nicky. Get your douche bag in check."- Jack Donaghy's Head Suit

"Did you two remember to park in the rich, white trash section of our garage? You did?! Good for you!"- Mez

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of your World Champion Boston Celtics?

Daily Links:

Adidas Can't Be Happy With Garnett's Botch Of Their Slogan (CNBC)
A Look At The National Headlines Today (HHR)
Tiger's Done For The Season (NBC Sports)
Looks Like Goosen Was Just A Bit Wrong (The Meaningful Collateral)
A Pittsburgh Media Contest (Mondesi's House)
Those Post Game NBA Store People Were Convincing (The Sports Hernia)
The Most Obnoxious Sports Traditions (For the Love of Sports)
Are The Bills Moving To Toronto? (Real Clear Sports)
Ice Hockey In The Middle East? (Going Five Hole)
Omar Minaya Is Seriously Not Helping This Mets Team (Baseball Musings)
Maybe A MSMer Should Take Over Deadspin (Real Clear Sports)
Female Golfers! (All Balls)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:48 AM


Cassell: KG hit me, I got an open look!

Mario Losasso said...
Jun 18, 2008, 12:19:00 PM  

Big Baby is about to painfully realize that the O'Brien trophy is not, in fact, chocolate wrapped in gold paper.

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 12:20:00 PM  

The NBA: Where Punching Yourself in the Crotch after Winning a Championship Happens.

BF said...
Jun 18, 2008, 12:21:00 PM  

We don't need any skinny white guys to win this shit right here!

E Buzz said...
Jun 18, 2008, 12:22:00 PM  

Cassell: That's right mom! I averaged *this many* minutes in the series!

Chris said...
Jun 18, 2008, 12:30:00 PM  

Cassell: "Hey Clippers, I reemed you this much!"

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 12:46:00 PM  

Cassell: "Beam me back home!"

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

Cassell: "T-shirt guy! Over here! I'm with the team! Where's my shirt?"

Unknown said...
Jun 18, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

Where did New Edition get all that Celtic gear?

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

What Bill Simmons thinks about when it's "Date Night" with the Sports Gal

Brave Sir Robin said...
Jun 18, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

Grumpy? Check.
Sleepy? Check.
Dopey? Check, check, check.

Someone call Doc over here!!!

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

Awwww, Big Baby's sleepy. He looks so peaceful, like a wittle angel.

Doneycat said...
Jun 18, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

Sure, they were expected to win the Finals after the lead they built in the third quarter, but would guess Paul Pierce would also be hoisting the World Cup.

HardScores said...
Jun 18, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

Mmmmmm.... Shiny gold ball... Mmmmm.... I want to love it, and hug it, and squeeze it.

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

while the celtics celebrate, reggie miller shoots his tv, curls up in the fetal position and mutters, "why didn't i sign, why didn't i sign" over and over and over again.


Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  

Is it possible to hate everything about Boston sports and their fandom, but like this Celtic team in spite of it anyway....yes, yes it is

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 3:52:00 PM  

How can you blame the guy for falling a sleep on the trophy ? They were winning by 43 at one point

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  

The Boston Celtics celebrate their NBA Championship while E.T. raises the roof in celebration that Drew Barrymore was in attendance.

Dan W said...
Jun 18, 2008, 4:24:00 PM  

"No, Yes, Yes, Yes, No"---J Amaechi

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 4:37:00 PM  

Keeping in line with the network coverage, the Boston Celtics took to center court to perform their rendition of High School Musical's "We're All In This Together".

If only the refs could fix that...

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 5:18:00 PM  

Big Baby "I wish I had a hamburger, I wish I had a hamburger....I wish I had a big hamburger!"

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 5:50:00 PM  

Sam Cassell celebrates after hitting his first shot of the night making him 1 for 24 with 7 Turnovers.

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 6:00:00 PM  

To celebrate their win, the Boston Celtics were shown the Magic Johnson - Larry Bird old school jersey commercial.

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 7:48:00 PM  

Glen Davis is on the Celtics?

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 8:41:00 PM  

Sam Cassell- Look! I have this many chromosomes!

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 8:46:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 10:21:00 PM  

You see: Sam Cassell celebrates championship.
I see: The precious! Gollum has it!

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 11:02:00 PM  

bitch dont touch my trophy

alright enough pictures bring on the champaigne

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2008, 11:37:00 PM  

Tony Allen: "I'm pissed"
Big Baby: "I'm tired"
KG: "I'm certified!"
Cassell: "Oo oo! Me too! I'm certified!"
Paul Pierce: "No, your lucky we had a roster spot open!"

Anonymous said...
Jun 19, 2008, 2:08:00 AM  

"Now we have a whole summer without Steven A. Smith."

Anonymous said...
Jun 19, 2008, 10:19:00 AM  

Boston knows the meaning of charity. The Red Sox allowed Jimmy Fallon to shoot a movie scene during their celebration, and the Celtics apparently allowed a starving Ethiopian on the court during theirs.

Anonymous said...
Jun 19, 2008, 12:01:00 PM  

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