Create The Caption #232
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Would you guys mind if I replaced CP3 with the obviously more talented Greg Paulus?"- BF
"I just cut my first rap album of my inspirational speeches to make sure that my kids go out into the world with a good education and a great headstart on life, I think you fellows would like it a lot."- Hollywood Wags
"Uh, Carmelo. When they said they wanted to talk to Wade and Boozer, I think they meant Carlos and not "the boozer.""- Scott
""Guys, what would you say to a little floor-slapping to boost morale?""- Collin
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of some English Bobbies checking out Maria Sharapova and her new outfit?
Daily Links:
Top Ten Reasons For Jerry Remy Day (Sox & Dawgs)
The Big Shot Rob Song (Ryan Parker Songs)
A Horrible LA Kings Commercial (Merkin Sports)
More On Hawk Harrelson (Foul Balls)
MLB Prank Calls Are Awesome (The Meaningful Collateral)
Could Basketball Be America's Top Sport? (NESW Sports)
Everyone In Chicago Missed Buehrle's 1000th Strikeout (Chicago Bull)
Attractive Tennis Players In Slo Mo! (All Balls)
More On Giambi's Stache (The Sports Hernia)
25 Comments:
"Cor, blimey, I'd like to shag that bird back at me flat."
Yup, just as I suspected. No panty lines!!!
I know mate, I've got an extra pair of balls for her to play with.
I would give her a banger in the mouth.
Fifty percent of that old lady does not approve.
"C'mon, strong wind... C'MON STRONG WIND"
Sherlock Sharapova tries to solve the mystery of why one young British policeman wants to crumpet the tea of one very old hag.
Jeezis, I just can't get away from these two Mike and Mike idiots!!!
THEY ARE IMPOSTORS!!!
I hope that's not Shepherd's Pie in your knickers.
Apparently the whole "man in uniform" theory is destroyed by the English Bobbies.
Security Guard on left: "I'd hit that"
Security Guard on right: "Definitely would NOT hit that, look at those sharp knees, well below my standards."
Wanna get some bangers and mash?
I'm over forty, love. Get it?
Hey love, want to go to my flat and watch re-runs of Benny Hill?
blimey, those are really narrow knickers!
Woah! I guess it does still work...
What's all this then? Why are you wearin' those bloomin' bloomers?
Guy #1: "That Sharapova there is one hot POA.
Guy #2: "No, that Roger Federer over THERE is one hot POA.
I say there, Ms. Sharapova. On behalf of the Queen, let me tell you how your ace tastes.
don't look up...don't look up...don't look up
Ms. Sharapova, we bobbies don't carry guns so, yes, I am glad to see you.
Gaurd 1-"You'd really put her in your top 5?"
Gaurd 2-"You've heard how loud she is smacking around one ball."
Guard 1: "Hey put your hands to your side! We can't break formation!"
Guard 2: "Give me a minute...Grandma in her undies, grandma in her undies!"
Finally! Sharapova's police escort arrives to protect her from Roger Federer's bad pick up lines.
This is Constable Wiggums...please remove your knickers and wait in the bath.