Create The Caption #325

Monday, December 15, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners....

"Does this mean they're also going to bring back those little pillbox hats? Because otherwise, this just looks silly."- Santa Claustrophobia

"Remy: So how does it feel to be in Cooperstown? Er oh...I fell for it again didn't I?"- SS

"Does this uniform make me look fat?"- Swanny11

"You know the best thing about this uniform? Manny won't be in it!!!"- MMayes

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kevin Costner, Richard Petty and Jimmy Johnson at a Nascar awards ceremony in NYC? (Via SI's Did You See That?)

Daily Links:

The Giants Will Kick You Out If You're Dressed Sexy (AP)
An Interview With One Of ESPN Deportes' Anchors (LAist)
The Yanks Are Still Going To Be Bad (I'm Writing Sports)
Snow Wipeouts! (On 205th)
Goodbye, Sean Avery (Rumors and Rants)
Cheryl Cole Art (The Beautiful Game)
What Would An NFL Style Playoff Look Like In College (Simon On Sports)
K-Rod Is Already Getting Into The NL East Spirit (3:10 To Joba)
Introducing Dr. Jerry Jones And His Anatomy Lesson (Dallas Basketball)
Philly Flyers Crash A Frat Party (Sports by Brooks)
Rick Roll Texas Stadium! (Farewell to Texas Stadium)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 11:58 AM


Ringmaster Costner ponders how many of his circus animals died to help decorate Richard Petty's hat.

Unknown said...
Dec 15, 2008, 12:26:00 PM  

Two are known for crashes - one is known for bombs.

SteveM said...
Dec 15, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

A dominant racecar driver, a legendary racecar driver, and a good actor

also pictured are Kevin Costner and Richard Petty

Ted Hill said...
Dec 15, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

Johnson: "Well, Kevin, I have to admit--I only follow your career to see the wrecks."

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 12:29:00 PM  

"At least we are not as awkward as Phelps and Manning."

49er16 said...
Dec 15, 2008, 12:31:00 PM  

Does AA hide under Richard Petty's hat during the weekend?

49er16 said...
Dec 15, 2008, 12:32:00 PM  

It looks like Greg Maddux will be guest starring in that new "Smokey and the Bandit" reboot after all.

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

Costner to Johnson: I thought you were great in "Iron Man." Why am I here again?

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

"How did I end up in a picture with these two losers? I starred in Waterworld for goodness sakes!"

Unknown said...
Dec 15, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

Costner: "Could this be the last picture? I'm supposed to loan this tux to Clark Kellogg in twenty minutes!"

Dec 15, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

Whew: For a second there, I thought everyone was going to show up wearing matching outfits. How embarrassing would THAT have been?

BF said...
Dec 15, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

JJ: I loved you in Days of Thunder. Man, that is one of my favorite movies of all time.

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

Costner looks quite perturbed when he realized the Maître d' did not seat him next to Burt Reynolds as he requested, and the Maître d' was in fact Jimmy Johnson

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

Wow, The Guardian 2 looks even worse than expected.

GMoney said...
Dec 15, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

Man, those new Boston uniforms really are different...

BK said...
Dec 15, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.

Steven said...
Dec 15, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

First Eli, then Phelps... I guess they'll make wax statues for anything now.

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

More wax figures? You're spending too much time at Madam Tussaud's, AA.

Jay said...
Dec 15, 2008, 2:09:00 PM  

(Damn you, Santa, you beat me to it!)

Jay said...
Dec 15, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

King: Kid, when you win 200 times you'll get to wear sunglasses indoors.

Costner: Let's see, Dances With Wolves, Waterworld, Swing Vote, For Love of the Game, Postman....That's 5 right there.

MMayes said...
Dec 15, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

I don't have a caption, but Jimmie seriously needs a new tailor. That jacket doesn't fit, the sleeves are too short, and the fabric is atrocious.

OK, back to sports...

Syd said...
Dec 15, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

Petty: "It's funny, see. It's a funny hat."
Costner: "Richard, it's not funny."
Petty: "That's not my name."
Costner: "Oh, all right. Turd Ferguson, it's not funny."

pete said...
Dec 15, 2008, 2:53:00 PM  
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hearsmusic said...
Dec 15, 2008, 3:04:00 PM  

Costner: Hey guys...I'm a singer.

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 3:20:00 PM  

Costner: Ready...Draw!!!
Petty: This ain't a western Kevin
Costner: then why am I in this stupid costume?
Johnson (thinking) I hope I don't get wooden teeth like these 2..was Kenny Rogers not available?

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

An embarassingly overdressed Costner stands next to his accountant, while Richard Petty stares directly into the sun.

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

"Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the p*ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. And I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. And while I'm ranting, let me tell you, I hate tuxedo pockets. Look! These things are just so awkward. I can't put my hands in these pockets without making me look ridiculous!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 4:28:00 PM  

Costner frantically searches his pockets for any viable type of protection as PETA protesters begin to crowd around Petty's hat.

Wade Robertson said...
Dec 15, 2008, 4:30:00 PM  

Jimmie Johnson is the new addition to the overrated and lucky winner wing at "Jethros Truck Stop and Wax Musuem" in Ocala, Fl.

slangdini said...
Dec 15, 2008, 4:52:00 PM  

Cowboy Up!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 4:53:00 PM  

Despite years of therapy, Kevin Costner just cannot let go of his portrayal of Wyatt Earp.

dsnice27 said...
Dec 15, 2008, 5:20:00 PM  

Costner: "Yeesh..amateurs. Don't they know they aren't even looking at the camera?"

Unknown said...
Dec 15, 2008, 6:30:00 PM  

KC: Does the fact that I'm a crazy liberal communist bother you guys?

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 6:53:00 PM  

Just three charter members of the Durham County, North Carolina, Ring of Honor chillin.

Secor314 said...
Dec 15, 2008, 6:58:00 PM  

After a long wait, Kevin Costner announces his much anticipated, present day sequel "Dances With Rednecks."

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 7:26:00 PM  

Jimmy Johnson, under his breath to Richard Petty: "Jeez, you thought NASCAR would have a real star like Patrick Swayze or Larry the Cable Guy stand with us."

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 7:27:00 PM  

Jimmy Johnson: "Mr. Costner, I loved you in Robin Hood: Men In Tights"

Kevin Costner: "Oh yeah, well I asked to stand next to Jeff Gordon or Dale Earnhardt Jr."

Richard Petty: "Has anyone ever noticed that I am the sports version of Dick Clark? It doesn't look like I've aged since 1980."

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 7:33:00 PM  

Kevin Costner: Where'd they come from?

Richard Petty: Where did WE come from? You wouldn't believe how many guys wanted to race here. We had to beat 'em off with a sitck.

Jimmie Johnson: Hey, that's Davey Allison. And Buck Baker. And Dale Earnhardt!

Richard Petty: Bobby Isaac wanted to race, but none of us could stand the son-of-a-bitch when he was alive, so we told him to stick it!

(this took time AA. lol)

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 8:57:00 PM  

And the results are in: Kevin Costner's floor-length coat and vest combo outdo both Kyle Petty's ludicrous hat and Jimmy Johnson's berber jacket in the Gimmicky Dress Clothing category.

Anonymous said...
Dec 15, 2008, 9:32:00 PM  

the Mount Rushmore of Ugly

(stolen from MST3K)

Jared said...
Dec 15, 2008, 9:44:00 PM  

Does anyone wanna get try to get kicked out of applebee's?

bk said...
Dec 15, 2008, 10:39:00 PM  

Suckers! I changed my feed so you'd intentionally click on the gayest picture of Kevin Costner I could find.

testing thing said...
Dec 16, 2008, 7:22:00 AM  

The three figures posed for the opening of the NASCAR wax muesuem - sponsored by Viagra.

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2008, 12:15:00 PM  

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