Create The Caption #324

Friday, December 12, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Off screen: I have a deux deux deux delivery here!
Berman: Right here!!! I love those goddamn things!"
- Mike

"Can't you caddies stop moving around for just two minutes so we can play here? Jesus!!!"- Permanent4

"Nobody circles the wagons during a Celebrity Golf Tournament like Chris Berman."- Anon

"Nice try on the trick question AA, but the correct answer is that there is NOTHING even REMOTELY funny about Chris Berman."- Wade


Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Terry Francona, Jim Rice and NESN announcer Jerry Remy, discuss the Sox new unis?

Daily Links:

A Look At College Football Ratings Trends (Nielsen)
T.O. The Red Nosed Cowboy (BSO)
He's Also Not Jealous Of Romo And Witten (Fanhouse)
A List Of Athlete Alibis (Yep Yep)
Greatest Sports TV Soundtracks (The Love of Sports)
Gary Payton Makes An Ugly Varejo (NESW)
Bon Jovi Likes To Ruin Things (HHR)
More Clicksy Awards! (Extra Mustard)
Some Love For Bucky Fan, Tyson Gentry (WFNY)
WWE Creates A Social Network (Tech Crunch)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:38 PM


Not seen in the photo is a standing ovation for Francona, Rice, and Remy's rendition of "Three Little Buttercups."

49er16 said...
Dec 12, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

Francona: So, do you like the new unis?
Remy: They're nice and all, but if the ditching of the old unis mean that we will have another 86-year drought, you're going to suffer a fate worse than death!

JFein said...
Dec 12, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

"Does this uniform make me look fat?"

swany11 said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

I'm gonna do my Charlie Batch impression now...

hollywood wags said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

Reverse Oreo!

Rex said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

Remy: You know the best thing about this uniform? Manny won't be in it!!!

MMayes said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

"Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose (LIKE A LIGHTBULB!!!)"

assuming you've heard jerry remy's recent swooning...

Mike said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

It's always a good time when guys get together and share stories about plugging Hazel Mae.

GMoney said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

So, these uniforms suck, don't ya think Jim?

Dr. Oh No Romo said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Does this mean they're also going to bring back those little pillbox hats? Because otherwise, this just looks silly.

Santa Claustrophobia said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

Jerry Remy: "Feel free to laugh Jim, but I'm as big as David Hasselhoff in Germany."

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Terry Francona stands by and silently wonders why he has suddenly found himself in one of Dante's Circles of Hell.

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

Jim Rice laughs, but inside he understands that Terry Francona and Jerry Remy will inexplicably always be more popular amongst the Red Sox Nation than he will ever be.

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

We told T.O. he wasn't invited to our party.

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Aren't we the RED sox??

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

"Nice try on the trick question AA, but the correct answer is that there is NOTHING even REMOTELY funny about Chris Berman."- Wade


I believe it's pronounced "toosh".

Kelly said...
Dec 12, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

Remy: These new unis are nice and all, but where is the secret pocket for my pack of smokes?

frankingeneral said...
Dec 12, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  
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Birdman said...
Dec 12, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

"Can I be honest? These new uni's are the worst idea since Bill Simmons wrote me a cover letter asking to nominated for president of Red Sox nation."

-Jerry Remy

Birdman said...
Dec 12, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

Remy: "Yeah, Wayne. We still want to try out for 'Don't Forget the Lyrics,' but we're not singing 'New York, New York.'"
Rice: "Yeah. Hell no. Anything but that."

Dec 12, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

Jerry: "Terry, Jim wanted me to tell you that you look like a total douche right now."

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 3:28:00 PM  

Ok guys, time to change into the new unifahms. What? Well that's wicked fackin' gay!

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 3:30:00 PM  

Remy: "Stop laughing Rice! I'm not joking! Gimme back my smokes!!"

Scott said...
Dec 12, 2008, 3:38:00 PM  

Remy: The Aristocrats!

The Mask said...
Dec 12, 2008, 3:40:00 PM  

At least our road uniforms aren't as bad as the Blue Jays'.

walnuts said...
Dec 12, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

Jerry Remy: "Does this uniform make me look Kornheiser enough?"

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 4:09:00 PM  

Remember that episode of Star Trek where all the guys got bad goatees and they were suddenly all "alternate universe"?

Well, here's the alternate universe MNF team - (Bald) Ron Jaworski, (Mustachioed) Mike Tirico, and... well, Tony Kornheiser's hair is a little darker... and, of course, they announce baseball instead!


Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 4:12:00 PM  

Alex: "Tonight's final jeopardy answer is Terry Francona, Jim Rice and Jerry Remy. Mr. Clavin, you wrote down 'Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?'"

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 4:17:00 PM  

1986, 1986, 1986, 1986

I Worship Erin Andrews said...
Dec 12, 2008, 4:40:00 PM  

Remy: Anyone here ever see "The Full Monty?"

Lammy742 said...
Dec 12, 2008, 4:48:00 PM  

Since when is Francona a pedophile?

dsnice27 said...
Dec 12, 2008, 5:07:00 PM  

Welcome back to "The Jokers Wild", now spin those reels, Manny...


Nice job Manny, now here's your question....

"This prolific Red Sox great hit 387 home runs and had 1451 RBI's. Name this star of Bubble Butt Barbeque I."

Bob L said...
Dec 12, 2008, 5:10:00 PM  

That laughter you hear is the Steinbrenner brothers upon hearing the news that the Red Sox altered their road uniforms.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 12, 2008, 5:51:00 PM  

Remy: So how does it feel to be in Cooperstown? Er oh...I fell for it again didn't I?

SSReporters said...
Dec 12, 2008, 6:12:00 PM  

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things does not belong....

...the one with the ring.

Pip said...
Dec 12, 2008, 9:16:00 PM  

"..and she says "no, but that's a nice ski mask!"

randall said...
Dec 13, 2008, 12:10:00 AM  

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