Not seen in the photo is a standing ovation for Francona, Rice, and Remy's rendition of "Three Little Buttercups."

Francona: So, do you like the new unis?
Remy: They're nice and all, but if the ditching of the old unis mean that we will have another 86-year drought, you're going to suffer a fate worse than death!

"Does this uniform make me look fat?"

I'm gonna do my Charlie Batch impression now...

Reverse Oreo!

Remy: You know the best thing about this uniform? Manny won't be in it!!!

"Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose (LIKE A LIGHTBULB!!!)"

assuming you've heard jerry remy's recent swooning...

It's always a good time when guys get together and share stories about plugging Hazel Mae.

So, these uniforms suck, don't ya think Jim?

Does this mean they're also going to bring back those little pillbox hats? Because otherwise, this just looks silly.

Jerry Remy: "Feel free to laugh Jim, but I'm as big as David Hasselhoff in Germany."

Terry Francona stands by and silently wonders why he has suddenly found himself in one of Dante's Circles of Hell.

Jim Rice laughs, but inside he understands that Terry Francona and Jerry Remy will inexplicably always be more popular amongst the Red Sox Nation than he will ever be.

We told T.O. he wasn't invited to our party.

Aren't we the RED sox??

"Nice try on the trick question AA, but the correct answer is that there is NOTHING even REMOTELY funny about Chris Berman."- Wade

Touche.

I believe it's pronounced "toosh".

Remy: These new unis are nice and all, but where is the secret pocket for my pack of smokes?

"Can I be honest? These new uni's are the worst idea since Bill Simmons wrote me a cover letter asking to nominated for president of Red Sox nation."

-Jerry Remy

Remy: "Yeah, Wayne. We still want to try out for 'Don't Forget the Lyrics,' but we're not singing 'New York, New York.'"
Rice: "Yeah. Hell no. Anything but that."

Jerry: "Terry, Jim wanted me to tell you that you look like a total douche right now."

Ok guys, time to change into the new unifahms. What? Well that's wicked fackin' gay!

Remy: "Stop laughing Rice! I'm not joking! Gimme back my smokes!!"

Remy: The Aristocrats!

At least our road uniforms aren't as bad as the Blue Jays'.

Jerry Remy: "Does this uniform make me look Kornheiser enough?"

Remember that episode of Star Trek where all the guys got bad goatees and they were suddenly all "alternate universe"?

Well, here's the alternate universe MNF team - (Bald) Ron Jaworski, (Mustachioed) Mike Tirico, and... well, Tony Kornheiser's hair is a little darker... and, of course, they announce baseball instead!

Eerie...

Alex: "Tonight's final jeopardy answer is Terry Francona, Jim Rice and Jerry Remy. Mr. Clavin, you wrote down 'Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?'"

1986, 1986, 1986, 1986

Remy: Anyone here ever see "The Full Monty?"

Since when is Francona a pedophile?

Welcome back to "The Jokers Wild", now spin those reels, Manny...

It's...Boston...Boston...Boston....

Nice job Manny, now here's your question....

"This prolific Red Sox great hit 387 home runs and had 1451 RBI's. Name this star of Bubble Butt Barbeque I."

That laughter you hear is the Steinbrenner brothers upon hearing the news that the Red Sox altered their road uniforms.

Remy: So how does it feel to be in Cooperstown? Er oh...I fell for it again didn't I?

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things does not belong....

...the one with the ring.

"..and she says "no, but that's a nice ski mask!"