Create The Caption #323

Thursday, December 11, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"As he walks off the field, Clinton Portis wonders what Brenda Warner is doing in Redskins gear."- Wade Robertson

"People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,
He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
People let me tell you bout my best friend,
He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.

People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun
Whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking son to son.
Cause he's my best friend.
Yes he's my best friend."
- The Mask

"Andy Reid told me you can't give the ball to your best player too much."- Mal

"Don't worry, Clinton, now we'll just have a couple extra months to shoot Eastern's Motors commercials."- Chase

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Chris Berman on the course during a Celebrity Golf Tourney last weekend?

Daily Links:

Make Sure You Vote For The SI Clicksy Awards! (Extra Mustard)
The Red Sox Have Some Logos To Choose From (HHR)
You Can Buy A Golf Course Online (Steady Burn)
Danielson Has A Tebowner (Serious Sports Network)
Can CC Handle The NYC Media? (I'm Writing Sports)
And Did The Yanks Make A Mistake? (Stiles Points)
Some Love For Bucky Fan, Tyson Gentry (WFNY)
Fun With The Harris Poll (Simon On Sports)
A-Rod Is Excited About CC (TSH)
Larry Drew's Mixtape (Ball Is Life)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:43 PM


"Hey! Huey Lewis!

walnuts said...
Dec 11, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  
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Dec 11, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

off screen: I have a deux deux deux delivery here!

Berman: Right here!!! I love those goddamn things!

Mike said...
Dec 11, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

It's back-back-back-back-back-back-back-GONE!!!

...into the lake...

dwhit said...
Dec 11, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

Hey guys wait up, I promise not to hoard all the Percosets! I won't do it again! It's me, the Shwalm! i never played football but I need painkillers too! Ok, I won't say RAAAIDIIZZZ! I promise! So I sweat a little, it's not my fault! I use deodorant, I do!

hollywood wags said...
Dec 11, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

"Leather!! I'm over here. You're coming with ME!"

IMan883 said...
Dec 11, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

And it goes DOWN-DOWN-DOWN-DOWN-DOWN-DOWN-DOWN in to the bottom of the cup!

Dec 11, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

My put went all the way

Boom said...
Dec 11, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

(over a megaphone): "Will the loud douchecanoe whose errant tee shot hit my wife please raise their hand?"

Dec 11, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

There he goes! He's rumblin', bumblin', stumblin' away from the beer cart!

Anonymous said...
Dec 11, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

who wants to play a game called who's in my mouth?

Anonymous said...
Dec 11, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

Berman: Yes I am the annoying guy from ESPN. Oh wait, you are talking about the guy with the glass eye.

49er16 said...
Dec 11, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

I just shot a deux deux deux

Ponce said...
Dec 11, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Berman can't even get his Hitler salute right.

GMoney said...
Dec 11, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Hey, get some NutriSystem over here for my caddy!!

Kirk said...
Dec 11, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Can't you caddies stop moving around for just two minutes so we can play here? Jesus!!!

Permanent4 said...
Dec 11, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Nurse Ratched, Nurse Ratched! The Chief voted! Now will you please turn on the television set?

kris said...
Dec 11, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

"Hey, you're with me, plaid!"

Fabiano, from Brazil said...
Dec 11, 2008, 1:59:00 PM  

Watch this, a little backspin action, and WOOOP!!!!! That ball's going back-back-back-back....three feet from the pin!

Chris in Tampa said...
Dec 11, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

We’re playing golf and I’ve got 18 … goddamnit. Can’t everybody stop for 10 minutes?! I mean everyboy seems (waving arms) … that’s the only … everybody can we … Jesus Christ!

“I mean it’s not that much to ask. It that when everybody has to move, when I’m trying to concentrate … Jesus!

“I mean that’s so rude, I can’t believe that’s … that’s so goddamned rude. Why does everyone all of sudden have to move?

“You have two f—ing hours to move around. Wait ten minutes. Jesus. Sorry to explode like that but no one here’s ever played golf before?


“Ducking under the gallery ropes, what the f— do they think they’re doing? I really, I can’t believe what I just saw.

“It’s like no one here has played golf before. … And there were seven people, I mean … Jesus!

“We need to use this hole for 15 f—ing minutes!”

David said...
Dec 11, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

CB: and BOOM goes the dynamite!

Caddy: Sir, you're supposed to putt on the green...

Sal said...
Dec 11, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

Stewie: "My god look at you fat bastards. I bet none of you can even find your own penis. Find your penis for a dollar. Find your penis, one dollar! One dollar, find your penis! Find your penis here!"

Peter Griffin: "Warm buttery toast."

Berman: "I just found my penis!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 11, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

Rebecca!! Ohhh, Rebecca!

Anonymous said...
Dec 11, 2008, 3:59:00 PM  

Nice to see Chris Berman doing his impression of Drew Carey from today's episode of TPiR (Carey's gimping around on a cane).

Jim Williams said...
Dec 11, 2008, 4:04:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Dec 11, 2008, 4:09:00 PM  

Nice try on the trick question AA, but the correct answer is that there is NOTHING even REMOTELY funny about Chris Berman.

Wade Robertson said...
Dec 11, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  

"It's not a chardonnay with's clean like this shot."

I Worship Erin Andrews said...
Dec 11, 2008, 4:33:00 PM  

Chris Berman shown here throwing his hand in the air and subsequently waiving it like he just don't care...

Rex said...
Dec 11, 2008, 4:51:00 PM  

Wait up, girls; I got a salami I gotta hide still.

Jake said...
Dec 11, 2008, 5:40:00 PM  

Berman, table for one?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 11, 2008, 6:00:00 PM  

Hated it!

Sammy said...
Dec 11, 2008, 6:24:00 PM  

You're with me, beverage cart girl!

Walter TG Monster said...
Dec 11, 2008, 6:31:00 PM  

Chris Berman to caddy: "You know, I also had to go through a long rites of patches to be successful."

Anonymous said...
Dec 11, 2008, 6:36:00 PM  

Chris Berman waves goodbye to the football announcing careers of Emmitt Smith and Tony Kornheiser as the NFL season winds down.

Anonymous said...
Dec 11, 2008, 6:36:00 PM  

Nobody circles the wagons during a Celebrity Golf Tournament like Chris Berman.

Anonymous said...
Dec 11, 2008, 6:37:00 PM  

Shortly after this photograph was taken, ESPN denied in a press release that Chris Berman would be suspended for the rest of the season by the NFL for taking banned weight loss pills.

Anonymous said...
Dec 11, 2008, 6:39:00 PM  

Chris Berman (muttering to himself): "I can't believe this f'ing caddy still thinks I'm a slimmed down James Gandolfini in a Panama hat."

Anonymous said...
Dec 11, 2008, 6:41:00 PM  

Sweet sassy mo-lassy!

Chubs said...
Dec 11, 2008, 7:06:00 PM  

Hey El Rushbo, over here. Man he is deaf... Can you have your housekeeper meet me on the 18th hole?

Anonymous said...
Dec 11, 2008, 7:30:00 PM  

Yep. Right here. I farted.

Mal said...
Dec 11, 2008, 8:49:00 PM  

"Anyone have any good old music nickname ideas for golfers?"

"Yo! Over here! Check these out: Justin Leonard 'Skynyrd'! Dudley 'Total Eclipse of the' Hart! Paul Casey 'Jones'! Want me to keep going?"

UCLA Hockey Rules! said...
Dec 11, 2008, 9:31:00 PM  

C ya later Bill Pidto and Stacy Dales!!

Anon 6:36 is hands-down winner with Mal at 8:49 runner-up.

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:32:00 AM  


Bacon said...
Dec 12, 2008, 3:18:00 AM  

Hey ERIN (Andrews)!!! ERIN!!! Why don't you return my texts?

swany11 said...
Dec 12, 2008, 10:42:00 AM  

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
Oh, it looks good on you though.

(Obligatory Shack Quote. I'm sorry. It had to be done.)

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Dec 12, 2008, 11:36:00 AM  

Stop. Hammer Time.

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 11:59:00 AM  

"Need someone to try to be a no-self-respect, Bill Murray clown on the golf course? I can do it!"

MMayes said...
Dec 12, 2008, 12:05:00 PM  

(screaming) Hey. Leather. Where you running to? I'm back here. You're with me, Leather. I just got a hole in 1. Hi-yoooooo!

Corn said...
Dec 12, 2008, 12:30:00 PM  

You're supposed to yell "Fore", but I was too busy mumbling "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him."

Tim said...
Dec 12, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  


Nathan said...
Dec 12, 2008, 4:20:00 PM  

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