Create The Caption #322

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Hold me, it looks like Charles Oakley just sat down over there."- Hollywood Wags

"Camby: Calm down Baron, Twlight's not out of theaters yet."- IWEA

"Marcus, I'm sick of hearing it. For the thousandth time, I know you were SENT here and I CHOSE to come here. Enough!"- MMayes

"Marcus: I feel a lump!
Baron: Oh, no!!!
Marcus:'s just a cheeto."
- Adam

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of feuding Coach and Running Back, Jim Zorn and Clinton Portis?

Daily Links:

Could ESPN's Acquisition Of The BCS Force A Playoff? (Sports by Brooks)
Photos Fo The MLB Network's Trenni When She Was In High School (The Bucky Channel)
Tony Kubek Takes Homes The "Ford C. Frick Award" In Broadcasting Excellence (NY Times)
More On Said Feud (Mister Irrelevant)
Zell Might Need To Make Some Drastic Moves Like These Soon (E True Sports)
Chris Webber Seems To Like Rondo (NESW Sports)
Curt Schilling On The War In Iraq (WEEI: 38 Pitches)
Wade Phillips In "A Christmas Story" (Dallas Basketball)
Colt McCoy Looks To Be The Heisman Front Runner (Coach Of The Year)
Who Needs A Punter? (Strait Pinkie)
New RCS Power Rankings (Real Clear Sports)
OJ Has The Time To Save College Football! (Money Shot)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:47 PM


"What would you do, baby? Without us... What would you do, baby? Without us... And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through... Sha-la-la-la..."

Sammy said...
Dec 10, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  
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Wade Robertson said...
Dec 10, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

As he walks off the field, Clinton Portis wonders what Brenda Warner is doing in Redskins gear.

Wade Robertson said...
Dec 10, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

"Great run, Clinton. Now just go over there and pump your arms like a cheerleader..."

Mike said...
Dec 10, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

Zorn: Don't laugh at me! I'm telling you, Ladell Betts is better than you.

GMoney said...
Dec 10, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

Portis: Coach, how am I supposed to perfrom on Sunday when I'm gonna be forced to stare at Tony Siragusa as we are in the red zone? He's so big I can't concentrate!

Justin F. said...
Dec 10, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

Zorn: "I love you...but you're not getting my Bud Light."

JamesCraven said...
Dec 10, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

Zorn: So Clinton, have any of those funny costumes.

Portis: Why?

Zorn: I have suprise for you guys next Sunday. Hip-hip-Hu Ray

Anonymous said...
Dec 10, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Zorn:"Hello,I've been alone with you Inside my mind And in my dreams I've kissed your lips A thousand times I sometimes see you
Passing outside my door Hello!
Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes I can see it in your smile You're all I've ever wanted And my arms are open wide
Because you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much
I love you

49er16 said...
Dec 10, 2008, 1:50:00 PM  

So, do you still have that low cut number you were wearing the other day at practice? I'll get Danny to wear his red-ball gag and assless leather chaps. We'll have a party.

E Buzz said...
Dec 10, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

Zorn: I can't believe we waived that speedy Shaun Alexander and got stuck with this bum.

Anonymous said...
Dec 10, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Zorn: How's that enema feel, Clinton? About right? Good.

Anonymous said...
Dec 10, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

No,no really, I think my experience would bring some much needed depth to Coach Janky Spanky.

BucFan said...
Dec 10, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

-what the viewers can't see is Zorn's index and middle fingers inserted into CP's rectum -
Zorn: So?
CP: I must say, it feels kinda good, coach.

Anonymous said...
Dec 10, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

He called me a genius? He likes me! He REALLY likes me!

Anonymous said...
Dec 10, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

Zorn: "So, Clinton, why don't you go get your 'pockets straight' over there by the water coolers?"

Portis: "Cracker ass mother f***er"

Anonymous said...
Dec 10, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

Zorn: Ever been to a Turkish prison?

Corn said...
Dec 10, 2008, 2:42:00 PM  

People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,
He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
People let me tell you bout my best friend,
He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.

People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun
Whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking son to son.
Cause he's my best friend.
Yes he's my best friend.

Anonymous said...
Dec 10, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

"C'mon Clinton. Can't we just go back to the way things were between us? I miss sitting around the fireplace, eating strawberries, drinking chamgange, and you wispering sweet nothings in my ear..."

foos said...
Dec 10, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

"Why do you build me up butter cup, just to let me down and mess me around? Worst of all, you never call baby even when you say you will, but I love you still. I need you more than anyone darling!"

Jake Rosen said...
Dec 10, 2008, 3:11:00 PM  

Zorn: Yes. Rashard Choice...
Portis: Emmitt Smiff said that.
Zorn: I know, right?

mort said...
Dec 10, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

Zorn: I wonder what he tastes like....

Anonymous said...
Dec 10, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

Portis: Man, if there weren't cameras all up in here, I'd whoop yo ass.

Anonymous said...
Dec 10, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

JZ: Oh Clinton, I love all those wacky characters you make up, like "Sheriff Gonnagetcha" and "Coach Janky Spanky" and "NFL's Leading Rusher".

CP: Actually, that last one wasn't a character, that was really me.

JZ: Then why did we stop giving you the ball?

Down Goes Brown said...
Dec 10, 2008, 3:56:00 PM  

What? I always wear my authentic NFL gear mock turtle neck with dress slacks.

Scott said...
Dec 10, 2008, 3:57:00 PM  

Clinton: "I really appreciate the support Mrs. Warner, but shouldn't you be in Arizona with Kurt?"

Unknown said...
Dec 10, 2008, 4:57:00 PM  

Zorn: "Andy Reid told me you can't give the ball to your best player too much."

Mal said...
Dec 10, 2008, 5:21:00 PM  

Have you seen this thing on TV called the Sham-Wow? Man, that thing is amazing.

E Buzz said...
Dec 10, 2008, 5:46:00 PM  

Did he just touch my ass? Oooooo, now he's gonna get it.

Anonymous said...
Dec 10, 2008, 6:01:00 PM  

Hey Clinton, while we're in Seattle you wanna hit up some nudey bars to celebrate this big win? I've got more lap dances in this town than Shawn Kemp could ever dream of.

walnuts said...
Dec 10, 2008, 6:43:00 PM  

Zorn: Ok, ok I'll let you have the ball more. Sorry about the mix up. Lets just let bygones be bygones.

Portis: Thanks Coach Shanahan. I can't stay mad at you.

Lammy742 said...
Dec 10, 2008, 6:44:00 PM  

Zorn: "Come on Clinton, you know the rules and so do I..."

Portis: "What are the rules coach?"


Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Portis: "Can't believe I fell for that."

Anonymous said...
Dec 10, 2008, 7:05:00 PM  

After getting a quick massage from Coach Zorn, Clinton walked over to Jason Campbell scared shouting "I think it moved! What does that mean??!!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 10, 2008, 7:13:00 PM  

Portis: Yes, I know what I said coach.

Zorn: Genius!!!! Dear God Clinton, what did you call Joe Gibbs

Portis: Old

Anonymous said...
Dec 10, 2008, 7:19:00 PM  

Portis: "You're gonna have to do a helluva lot more than two tickets to an advanced screening of 'The Day The Earth Stood Still' to get me back on board."

Dec 10, 2008, 8:27:00 PM  

I didn't feel like reading, so this may have already been referenced... BUT
"Don't worry, Clinton, now we'll just have a couple extra months to shoot Eastern's Motors commercials."


Zorn: "Clinton... CLINTON..."
CP: [Daydreaming] "Man, that was awesome when Ed Reed was on the same team as me."

Bazooka Jones said...
Dec 10, 2008, 11:48:00 PM  

Please, no movie quotes. IMdB is NOT your friends in the contests.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 11, 2008, 7:16:00 AM  

Zorn: I know you are a little bit hurt right now, but I can make it up to you
Portis: how?
Zorn I got...*whispers* tickets to a private screen of twilight
Portis: I ain't hurting that bad. I'm rolling on dubs and my pockets is straight!

CyTheVy said...
Dec 11, 2008, 9:46:00 AM  

Zorn: Let me show you how Chuck Knox used to motivate me and Steve Largent.

Portis: Hey, ain't nobody goes there. I'm not Jeff Garcia.

MMayes said...
Dec 11, 2008, 12:18:00 PM  

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