Create The Caption #329
Monday, December 22, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Thursday's Winners....
"Ed note: Picture of Sabathia is scaled down to make it appear that he fits into the new Yankee Stadium"- Mike
"$160M and a chance at a World Series ring were certainly a nice touch, but the 'bottomless' oversized Dairy Queen sundae helmet was what really sold CC on coming to Yankees."- Harvey Bars
"Pizza! Burgers! POT ROAST!"- Anon
"A.J. Burnett would have joined C.C. Sabathia in this photo-op, but he was put on the 15-day DL while trying to run up the steps."- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of umpire Garth DiFelice taking out the Rams' Kenneth Darby?
Daily Links:
Mike Tirico Rounds Out OtDL's 100th Episode (On The DL)
The Clicksy Award Winners! (Extra Mustard)
Hey ESPN, The Cavs Went To The Finals Recently (WFNY)
Rays Fans Do Not Like Sean McDonough (Bugs and Cranks)
The Cowboys Closed Texas Stadium In Style (Rumors and Rants)
The Jets Blew It In The Snow (The Sporting Blog)
And Fans Of The Team Are Not Happy (LOCG)
Some WAGs and DIVAs For You To Peruse (On 205th)
Seahawks Fans Rule! (Fanhouse)
60 Comments:
New Rams running back Oscar de la Hoya gets knocked out in the third round. Excuse me, the third quarter.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!
Clearly, Garth learned a lot at the Steve Smith School of Officiating.
The only thing more embarassing then being knocked out by a 65 year old man?... Playing for the St. Louis Rams....
Garth: "King Kong ain't got shit on me."
Garth: "Not in My House."
Left Hook, Right Hook, MIGHTY BLOW, MIGHTY BLOW.
That's for Triplett you sonovabitch, you'll never call me yellow again.
And stop calling my fuckin bar and asking me if Pepe Roni is there, I'll murder ya again, you cocksucka.
And BOOM goes the dynamite!!!
DiFelice: And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Darby: Pitt the Elder!!
DiFelice: Lord Palmerston!!!
Darby: Pitt the Elder!!!! [pokes Barney]
DiFelice: Okay, you asked for it, bud! [punches him out]
Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
Garth: "Shwing!!!"
"This is for that God-awful song Wishing Well"
It's been confirmed.. Floyd Mayweather will fight Garth DiFelice this spring at the Bellagio.
Bang! Zoom! Right in the Kisser!
The Price is Wrong, Bitch!
Jim Lampley announcing: "And darby goes down, we have a KO in the third round. Do you belive it, Garth Difelice knocked out Darby so easily."
I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT. MATT VASGERSIAN SAID KNOCK YOU OUT.
Well, ya see Bob, what the ref needs to do is keep his action going to the midsection, hard HARD, and then continuall with the hooks to the head, so he can be successful but only if he can keep the action going to the head, where he is susceptible. Don't worry about defense, he is weak. To be successful, this is what he needs to do, with authority.
Screenshot from Clint Eastwood's new flick Gran Torino
"Kenneth Darby, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
We must Pro-tect. This. HOUSE!
Kimbo Slice, you're next.
"I don't want a piece of you, I want the whole thing!"
Ding..Dong..The Witch is dead.
ACC Referee Ron Cherry in the crowd: "Personal Foul. Number 53 of the officiating crew. He was giving him the business. 15 yard penalty. Automatic first down."
Matt Vasgersian: And that's how you a polish a turd.
Down goes Darby, Down goes Darby, Down goes Darby
POW! Right in the kisser!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Garth DiFelice displays the NFL's new "Zero Tolerance" policy when it comes to players approaching officials during game action.
The sad part is that this was the only highlight from this pitiful excuse of an NFL game.
"Can't we all just get along?!" says Darby
Shortly after this photo was taken, all St. Louis Rams season ticket holders were given the chance to knock out everyone else on the team.
Upon further review...The NFL has ruled that every St. Louis Rams player should have his ass whooped for such a terrible season.
Berman and Tom Jackson: "Ken Darby got JACKED UP!"
DiFelice: Mamma said knock you out......and I just did!
Garth DiFelice shouldn't have picked up Ed Hochuli's steroid-laced water bottle at the gym.
rocky 15 looks amazing!
After the game, Rams GM Jay Zygmunt called Garth's agent and tried to sign the referee as a linebacker.
Whoa, JFein I remember Ben Drieth saying something ages ago about giving someone the business.
Anyway, back on topic...
"And that's for all the officials who got knocked around!"
In what many are calling the worst halftime show ever, Kenneth Darby and Garth DiFelice are pictured reenacting the "kiss the ring" scene from The Godfather.
WHAT TIME IS IT? TIME TO THROW DOWN!
This is for making me come to St. Louis. You know how much I hate this fucking town.
We're going to St. Louis to take back this house....BYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
not pictured: Mario walking in to start the 10 count.
Finally a chance to take out all my frustration on a Bammer. -Auburn fan
POW...right in the kisser.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Can you see what time it is? I can barely see the jumbotron let alone my watch.
Kick, punch- it's all in the mind
If you try to beat me
I'm sure you'll find
The moves I teach ya
Are sure to beat ya
But nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher...
Reports have come across the wire telling us that Rams backup QB Trent Green suffered a concussion while watching umpire Garth DiFelice punch teammate Kenneth Darby.
Mr. DiFelice, Don King is on Line 1.
And stay out of the Woolworth's!
Ref: "I can't drive, so I'm gonna walk all over you!"
Darby: "Make it quick... I want to retire!"
"I'm Rick James, BITCH!!!"
I told you, STOP CALLING MY DAUGHTER!
The price is wrong, Bitch!
Get off my lawn!