Create The Caption #329

Monday, December 22, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"Ed note: Picture of Sabathia is scaled down to make it appear that he fits into the new Yankee Stadium"- Mike

"$160M and a chance at a World Series ring were certainly a nice touch, but the 'bottomless' oversized Dairy Queen sundae helmet was what really sold CC on coming to Yankees."- Harvey Bars

"Pizza! Burgers! POT ROAST!"- Anon

"A.J. Burnett would have joined C.C. Sabathia in this photo-op, but he was put on the 15-day DL while trying to run up the steps."- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of umpire Garth DiFelice taking out the Rams' Kenneth Darby?

Daily Links:

Mike Tirico Rounds Out OtDL's 100th Episode (On The DL)
The Clicksy Award Winners! (Extra Mustard)
Hey ESPN, The Cavs Went To The Finals Recently (WFNY)
Rays Fans Do Not Like Sean McDonough (Bugs and Cranks)
The Cowboys Closed Texas Stadium In Style (Rumors and Rants)
The Jets Blew It In The Snow (The Sporting Blog)
And Fans Of The Team Are Not Happy (LOCG)
Some WAGs and DIVAs For You To Peruse (On 205th)
Seahawks Fans Rule! (Fanhouse)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 1:05 PM


Get off my lawn!

Anonymous said...
Dec 22, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

New Rams running back Oscar de la Hoya gets knocked out in the third round. Excuse me, the third quarter.

Ted said...
Dec 22, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  


Jeremy said...
Dec 22, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Clearly, Garth learned a lot at the Steve Smith School of Officiating.

GMoney said...
Dec 22, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

The only thing more embarassing then being knocked out by a 65 year old man?... Playing for the St. Louis Rams....

Rex said...
Dec 22, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

Garth: "King Kong ain't got shit on me."

49er16 said...
Dec 22, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

Garth: "Not in My House."

KD said...
Dec 22, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

Left Hook, Right Hook, MIGHTY BLOW, MIGHTY BLOW.

David said...
Dec 22, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

That's for Triplett you sonovabitch, you'll never call me yellow again.

And stop calling my fuckin bar and asking me if Pepe Roni is there, I'll murder ya again, you cocksucka.

hollywood wags said...
Dec 22, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

And BOOM goes the dynamite!!!

Jacob said...
Dec 22, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

DiFelice: And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Darby: Pitt the Elder!!
DiFelice: Lord Palmerston!!!
Darby: Pitt the Elder!!!! [pokes Barney]
DiFelice: Okay, you asked for it, bud! [punches him out]

walnuts said...
Dec 22, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

Anonymous said...
Dec 22, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

Garth: "Shwing!!!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 22, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

"This is for that God-awful song Wishing Well"

Joseph said...
Dec 22, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

It's been confirmed.. Floyd Mayweather will fight Garth DiFelice this spring at the Bellagio.

Rex said...
Dec 22, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

Bang! Zoom! Right in the Kisser!

Steven said...
Dec 22, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

The Price is Wrong, Bitch!

BF said...
Dec 22, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

Jim Lampley announcing: "And darby goes down, we have a KO in the third round. Do you belive it, Garth Difelice knocked out Darby so easily."

Keith said...
Dec 22, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  
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Dec 22, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  


Alan said...
Dec 22, 2008, 2:54:00 PM  

Well, ya see Bob, what the ref needs to do is keep his action going to the midsection, hard HARD, and then continuall with the hooks to the head, so he can be successful but only if he can keep the action going to the head, where he is susceptible. Don't worry about defense, he is weak. To be successful, this is what he needs to do, with authority.

hollywood wags said...
Dec 22, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

Screenshot from Clint Eastwood's new flick Gran Torino

Evan said...
Dec 22, 2008, 3:24:00 PM  

"Kenneth Darby, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 22, 2008, 3:27:00 PM  

We must Pro-tect. This. HOUSE!

Jay said...
Dec 22, 2008, 3:39:00 PM  

Kimbo Slice, you're next.

Anonymous said...
Dec 22, 2008, 3:39:00 PM  

"I don't want a piece of you, I want the whole thing!"

N8Dawg said...
Dec 22, 2008, 4:18:00 PM  

Ding..Dong..The Witch is dead.

James said...
Dec 22, 2008, 4:53:00 PM  

ACC Referee Ron Cherry in the crowd: "Personal Foul. Number 53 of the officiating crew. He was giving him the business. 15 yard penalty. Automatic first down."

JFein said...
Dec 22, 2008, 4:58:00 PM  

Matt Vasgersian: And that's how you a polish a turd.

Jim Williams said...
Dec 22, 2008, 5:14:00 PM  

Down goes Darby, Down goes Darby, Down goes Darby

I Worship Erind Andrews said...
Dec 22, 2008, 5:25:00 PM  

POW! Right in the kisser!

Mike said...
Dec 22, 2008, 5:26:00 PM  


Tom said...
Dec 22, 2008, 5:43:00 PM  

Garth DiFelice displays the NFL's new "Zero Tolerance" policy when it comes to players approaching officials during game action.

Anonymous said...
Dec 22, 2008, 5:50:00 PM  

The sad part is that this was the only highlight from this pitiful excuse of an NFL game.

Anonymous said...
Dec 22, 2008, 5:51:00 PM  

"Can't we all just get along?!" says Darby

InterPlace55 said...
Dec 22, 2008, 5:52:00 PM  

Shortly after this photo was taken, all St. Louis Rams season ticket holders were given the chance to knock out everyone else on the team.

Anonymous said...
Dec 22, 2008, 5:54:00 PM  

Upon further review...The NFL has ruled that every St. Louis Rams player should have his ass whooped for such a terrible season.

Anonymous said...
Dec 22, 2008, 5:57:00 PM  

Berman and Tom Jackson: "Ken Darby got JACKED UP!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 22, 2008, 6:02:00 PM  

DiFelice: Mamma said knock you out......and I just did!

Anonymous said...
Dec 22, 2008, 6:50:00 PM  

Garth DiFelice shouldn't have picked up Ed Hochuli's steroid-laced water bottle at the gym.

Dec 22, 2008, 7:29:00 PM  

rocky 15 looks amazing!

Moiso13 said...
Dec 22, 2008, 7:41:00 PM  

After the game, Rams GM Jay Zygmunt called Garth's agent and tried to sign the referee as a linebacker.

Tim said...
Dec 22, 2008, 7:52:00 PM  

Whoa, JFein I remember Ben Drieth saying something ages ago about giving someone the business.

Anyway, back on topic...

"And that's for all the officials who got knocked around!"

JamesCraven said...
Dec 22, 2008, 8:18:00 PM  

In what many are calling the worst halftime show ever, Kenneth Darby and Garth DiFelice are pictured reenacting the "kiss the ring" scene from The Godfather.

Birdman said...
Dec 22, 2008, 8:20:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Dec 22, 2008, 8:39:00 PM  

This is for making me come to St. Louis. You know how much I hate this fucking town.

Dec 22, 2008, 9:25:00 PM  

We're going to St. Louis to take back this house....BYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Tony said...
Dec 22, 2008, 9:26:00 PM  

not pictured: Mario walking in to start the 10 count.

Jared said...
Dec 22, 2008, 10:00:00 PM  

Finally a chance to take out all my frustration on a Bammer. -Auburn fan

Anonymous said...
Dec 22, 2008, 11:04:00 PM  

POW...right in the kisser.

Hanrahan said...
Dec 22, 2008, 11:15:00 PM  

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

chubster said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:29:00 AM  

Can you see what time it is? I can barely see the jumbotron let alone my watch.

Francisco said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:48:00 AM  

Kick, punch- it's all in the mind
If you try to beat me
I'm sure you'll find
The moves I teach ya
Are sure to beat ya
But nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher...

Chubs said...
Dec 23, 2008, 2:03:00 AM  

Reports have come across the wire telling us that Rams backup QB Trent Green suffered a concussion while watching umpire Garth DiFelice punch teammate Kenneth Darby.

Anonymous said...
Dec 23, 2008, 2:05:00 AM  

Mr. DiFelice, Don King is on Line 1.

Jay said...
Dec 23, 2008, 9:04:00 AM  

And stay out of the Woolworth's!

Alan said...
Dec 23, 2008, 9:07:00 AM  

Ref: "I can't drive, so I'm gonna walk all over you!"

Darby: "Make it quick... I want to retire!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 23, 2008, 10:13:00 AM  

"I'm Rick James, BITCH!!!"

swany11 said...
Dec 23, 2008, 10:37:00 AM  


Anonymous said...
Dec 23, 2008, 11:01:00 AM  

The price is wrong, Bitch!

webjock said...
Jan 23, 2009, 2:10:00 AM  
Anonymous said...
May 12, 2009, 3:32:00 AM  

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