Stu Scott Unsuccessfully Tries To Make "Tom Cruise Interview" About Sports
Monday, December 22, 2008
I don't have any clue why ESPN sat down with Tom Cruise this past weekend. Wait, I take that back. Of course I know why, but that doesn't make it any less random. Stu Scott talked with the Actor/Scientologist about his new movie, his love of Sports and Brett Favre, for over SIXTEEN! minutes, and here it is in its entirety. I do encourage you to do what I did, and just randomly click around once the video has loaded, and try to figure out what Tom Cruise is talking about. Every answer is in the exact same tone an
"Valkyrie, your new movie. Uh, it's about the plan to assassinate Hitler. It's one of those edge of your seat, intense movies, especially the last 45 minutes. In what ways does that kind of intensity, match or maybe even supersede, the intensity of great Sports.....event."- Stuart Scott
Are you kidding me?!?! I can't even come up with words to describe how asinine that question is. Pointlessness of the interview aside, good lord that is pathetic! I'm sorry for having subjected you to that.
Tom Cruise finds Brett Favre to be an inspiration (Watchdog)
(P.S.- How creepy is that still shot of Cruise before you hit play? He's watching you with one eye people, and if you don't go see "Valkyrie", he will use his superpowers to destroy you!)
Labels: Bad Ideas, Celebrity Talk, failure, Interviews, Movies, Randomness, Stuart Scott, YouTube Video
10 Comments:
for the life of me -- i still can't figure out WHY you people watch ESPN for anything other than the games? you continually prove how crappy it is by your whining over things like this and the continual bitching about kornheiser.
Anon - Its called AWFUL Announcing. I still can't figure out WHY you idiot anonymous commenters read AWFUL ANNOUNCING and expect anything aside from calling out AWFUL sports announcing/analysis/fluff pieces like this.
Go somewhere else
Tony Korny is a piece of shit hack, he makes Rob Parker look like Edward R. Olbermann.
I guess the Cruise interview has some Disney tie in?
Yes, integrity...
tecmo -- i'm not allowed to come here for the Pammy awards and other things pertaining to LIVE sports broadcasting. that's more announcing than sportscenter. you're just an idiot who will go see the cruise movie cuz you saw him on sportscenter. DUH next thing you know, hannah montana re-runs will be on espn with all the episodes talking about tennessee titans or la lakers and you'll think it's genius.
ESPN is drifting dangerously close to the E! genre. I'm surprised Cruise did start jumping on the couch and acting the fool.
You had me at HEIL-o
Cruise is more convincing as a German officer than Stu Scott is acting all hip-hop plus the black-cent. Meaning: Still not really convincing.
I wonder what Stu's black voice sounds like.
Anon @ 212 - What was I defending? The site, not ESPN. And definitely not this interview. Suck it.
Cruise should devise a plan to assassinate Stu.