Create The Caption #321
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"It was an epic duel, but in the end Michael Phelps wins the ESPY for "Most Frightening Eyebrows" over last year's winner Eli Manning."- BF
"I thought my wax statue unveiling was a couple weeks ago."- Anon
"Standing next to the cardboard cutout of Phelps, Eli learns he is indeed tall enough to be a douchebag."- Jim Williams
"Great suits, guys, do they come in men's sizes, too?"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Clippers, Baron Davis and Marcus Camby, during last night's game against the Magic?
Daily Links:
Emmitt Created Yet Another New Word (PFT)
Billy Ripken Explains His "F Face" Bat (Sports Biz)
Barkley Made It Rain Last Thursday (NESW Sports)
BDL Talks With C-Webb (Ball Don't Lie)
The Tim Tebow Song (Ryan Parker Songs)
Get Your Vote On For CFB Coach Of The Year (Coach Of The Year)
Fun With The USA Today Coaches Poll (Simon on Sports)
Kevin Garnett Likes Meatball Subs (Food Court Lunch)
The Randy Wittman Fallout (Rumors and Rants)
Sign Darren Sproles, Seattle! (SS Reporters)
Your Chance To Win A Trip To The Super Bowl! (COED)
Backstage At A WWE Event (HHR)
36 Comments:
Baron: "You said that I was your one and only."
Marcus: "You are baby. Lets dance."
"Are you sure it's mine Baron? Oh, my God! I felt it kick!"
Camby: Follow me..Follow me to freedom!!!
Davis: Just leave me behind, I've got six more years of this horror.
Camby: Maybe if we try really, really hard our only season ticket holder, Bill Simmons, will re-up next year.
Marcus to Baron: You couldn't be more overrated even if you bulked up 100 lbs and claimed you were a street fighter from Miami.
Baron: What city is Miami in?
Camby: I swear I only had two drinks...TWO!
no Marcus, you can't see my boobs!
For the last time Marcus, my name is Baron Davis, not the Junkyard Dog!
Baron: Yeaaaaaaaaaah, I wanna dance with somebody! I wanna feel the heat with somebody!
Hold me, it looks like Charles Oakley just sat down over there.
Camby: Calm down Baron, Twlight's not out of theaters yet.
You think you're excited!? Feel these nipples!
I know no more movie quotes just couldn't resist.
Camby: You sure it's not, Orlando is for lovers?
Did you see Visanthe Shiancoe? He's keeping the myth alive!!
I know, I know, I can't believe Elton left us and the rest of the Clippers . . . well, actually, I kind of can.
Marcus Camby: I'm gonna tell you this one time, Baron fuckin' Davis, an' I ain't foolin'. What I don't know - all them things that I don't know - could get you killed if I come to know them. I ain't jokin'.
Baron Davis: Yeah well try this one, and I'll say it just once!
Marcus Camby: Go ahead!
Baron Davis: Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, Marcus! So what we got now is Staples Center! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, fuckin' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Orlando and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me Marcus, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.
Marcus Camby: Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you Baron, that I'm like this! I'm nothin'... I'm nowhere... Get the fuck off me! I can't stand being like this no more, Baron.
I know, no movie quotes. I just couldn't resist.
Baron: Don't worry, we can fix you. We have the technology.
Marcus: I feel a lump!
Baron: Oh, no!!!
Marcus: Wait...it's just a cheeto.
Camby: "B-Davis, just trust me it doesn't feel like a tumor."
Camby: "Come on dude, let me take a look!"
Davis: "Look, I already told you, I am 10 times the man Visanthe Shiancoe is!"
Camby: I promise Steve Nash will never find out about us.
"Hey, toothpick, you'd have to put on 300 pounds to get a Jenny Craig endorsement, you fish-eyed fool."
Baron: Hey, let's get out of here, we're gonna lose anyway.
Marcus: Golden state is nice this time of the year.
PURPLE NURPLES!!!!
"Brothers don't shake hands, Brothers gotta hug!"
Marcus:"You just decide that I'm drunk? You can't decide. That decision is mine and God's."
They changed the law, man. We can't get married here in California any more. When do we play Oklahoma City? That's in Vermont, isn't it?
There is no need to be embarrassed Marcus, I know the shower was cold.
As the winner of the Kimbo Slice look-a-like contest, Baron Davis receives a complimentary titty-twister courtesy of Marcus Camby!
DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY IN DWIGHT HOWARD'S EYES!! HE WILL DUNK YOUR CHILDREN AND THEN EAT THEM. STAY AWAY MARCUS!!!
Camby: It's like a tightness right in my forearm...
Davis: Yeah man I feel it. I can probably work that out for you.
Marcus, I'm sick of hearing it. For the thousandth time, I know you were SENT here and I CHOSE to come here. Enough!
Baron: Snap out of it! What, a hot older woman made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
Marcus: Actually, she was younger than me...the woman was your girl Jessica Alba
Baron: What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? (motorboat noise)...You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
Baron: "Hey man,we are not suppose to practicing for "Dancing with the Stars" right now."
Marcus: "Don't be shy."