I'm going to miss those Stacey Dales sexual enuendos.

faggots.

is that guy getting a handjob?

I'm pretty sure it's "Runners Up" not "Runner Ups."

And stay classy anon 2:28 PM.

How about we give out "The Viewers' Choice Pammys?"

Who won the "Stay Classy Troll Award?" Swearing Man?

Some funny, some just petty, pointless mistakes. If you really don't think pam ward knows that you can't spike it on 4th down, come out and say it. If you really think Gary Danielson thinks 3rd down is an appropriate time to punt it on third down, come out and say it. This is just petty, and not funny, and not a big deal either. I mean, I agree a lot of these announcers are terrible, but why don't we find a more meaningful way to critique and even ridicule them based on something more objective and meaningful than these stupid little sound bites. (Although Gary Danielson clearly has enough gaffes that cobbled together he's trouble without even going further.)

I mean you have some guy like Mike Patrick who is consistently retarded, pedantic, mean-spirited, and off-the wall, and you're ripping on Pam Ward because she mistook the down before she spoke? Gimme a break.

This blog has a lot of potential, let's do it better than snippets and sound bites.

When I read your open blog sometimes this season, I noticed often that the joke was really more on the person who sent the sound bite to you than the sound bite itself. Some of them were funny, but some were just strange, as is, why does the person consistently send these think they are gaffes or even funny.

More often than not the snippets seemed to be strange things said that the poster actually did really think was funny.


Im more a fan of the Dr. Z type of reviewing then this, although there are of course some nice gems in these one-liners.

Oh, and one more thing, about the winer of the year: Why does this not make any sense. Although awkwardly worded, and of course un-PC because naturally TV doesn't allow you to refer to Hitler in a sentence, don't you so obviously see what Lou was getting at? We need more quotes that are completely rambling, senseless and GENUINE misunderstandings of something than just something awkwardly worded or obviously a misstep. If you can see what the person was getting at, it's awkward, and perhaps funny, but not really. This is AWFUL announcing after all, not mistaken announcing.

Stacey Dales is hot. I'd say some sexual innuendo to her.

@ Mike Patrick....


You take this wayyyyyy too seriously, it's all in fun dude!

I still have no idea what Danielson was talking about with his snake doctor reference. It ruined that game for me. What a dipshit.

James Craven, the "stay classy" remarks have run their course. It's a blog. People are going to say dumbass things. Get over it.

I can't believe the Gary Danielson 3rd down quote made it in as "I don't know the rules". Watch the game before you call a quote stupid...his quote made perfect sense in the game.

Georgia had a 3rd and long on the series before this one and had been conservative, ran the ball, and punted...and then LSU scored in about 2 minutes. So Danielson was very smartly saying you can't be conservative again, you've got to go for the first down.

Most of these quotes are dumb, but you can't call one dumb when it turns out to actually be a smart insightful thing to say...that just makes you look dumb for completely misunderstanding.

GMoney, there are anonymous trolls on the weekly threads that make stupid senile and rather rude comments about their packages and ruder hardcore porn comments like those by Swearing Man and Gay Man. (Are you getting hints on handling these, AA and S2N?)

I'm not the only guy to tell 'em to "Stay Classy" as it were, hell JFein has picked up on it and I allow him to use it like any good person. There should be a monitor on these anonymous trolls and their commentary and if they don't pass muster, thanks for coming, and even when SSReporters does live blogs, he forewarns you as "you'll be in for a long night of being made fun of."

@ jamescraven: I'm pretty sure I only used the "stay classy" phrase a couple times. SSR has Wordpress which (smartly) allows the blogger to see the IP address of all commenters. Which of course, would allow him to track where the comments are coming from and if "Swearing Man" in fact = "Gay Man".

To Mike "Liver Spot" Patrick and Anon @ 5:51: This is pretty much all done for humor and laughs. There is nothing really serious about any of this. I personally did not hear the Danielson quote that Anon was referencing at the time, but often times it's just the way that things are said and how they word things that get them up on here, even if the point is a good point.

I enjoy this blog and appreciate all the time AA and S2N put in but I have to agree that the quote of the year is weak. Look back at every week's nominees and you'll find a ton of better quotes. I guess because it is "Dr. Lou" being Dr. Lou that is what makes it kinda funny?

No room for Danielson's lust for John Parker Wilson's Mom ?

Any a-hole can cut and paste. That's where Anti-Mormon literature comes from.