Visanthe Shiancoe Gets An Offer To Do Adult Films

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Out of all the times I've used the "randomness" tag on the site, I think it's most appropriate for this item. Following his "big reveal" on Fox this past weekend, Shiancoe has probably received a ton of offers, but none more interesting than this one. From AVN via Deadspin....

"From what we’ve seen, there is definitely a career for Visanthe in the adult industry, if he’d like one,” said Black Ice general manager Tony Santoro. “We would welcome an opportunity to align ourselves with a world-class athlete of Viante’s stature."

Black Ice publicist Scott Stein said the company is unaware of any morals clause in Shiancoe's contract that would prevent him from accepting a contract with the makers of Bubble Butt Barbecue 2.

"Whether or not Visanthe will be interested in our offer - or if the league will intervene - remains to be seen," said Santoro. "It’s worth a shot, as this would definitely be something that the fans will want to see."
Umm, Bubble Butt Barbecue...2??? Okay then. I'm not one to tell people what to do with their lives, but as a Tight End that no one really knew about up until now, Shiancoe might actually be more famous if he did accept the offer.

Black Ice Courts NFL Player in PR Stunt (AVN)
Zack And Shiancoe Make A Porno (Deadspin)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 3:53 PM


Tony Santoro? What does the Dolphins coach have to do with this?

GMoney said...
Dec 11, 2008, 4:09:00 PM  

just as an FYI to everyone, you don't need to see bubble butt barbecue 1 in order to see bubble butt barbecue 2.

at least that's what my friend's brother's neighbor's postman said


Anonymous said...
Dec 11, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  

"I don't give a fuck. But Visanthe might." -Tony Kornheiser

Anonymous said...
Dec 11, 2008, 4:38:00 PM  

Since Wilbon mentioned Butterscotch and threesomes at the end of PTI, get him & Visanthe involved and call the movie "The Big Finish.'

Dec 11, 2008, 6:39:00 PM  

Oh my goodness, I cannot stop laughing. Too funny

What on earth is a "bubble butt barbeque?" On second thought, don't answer that. Please.

Justin F. said...
Dec 11, 2008, 7:37:00 PM  

I think a bubble butt barbeque involves ribs, burgers, hot dogs and big black booties. See I kept it clean.

Anonymous said...
Dec 11, 2008, 8:30:00 PM  

There are some brutal porn titles but Bubble Butt Barbeque?? Seriously??

Barbie said...
Dec 11, 2008, 9:27:00 PM  

What on earth is a "bubble butt barbeque?"

It sounds like Jason Whitlock's wet dream come true: skanky hoes & all-you-can-eat ribs.

Dec 11, 2008, 10:17:00 PM  

why isn't anyone reporting if this cat was on the boat a few years ago that had the hookers?

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 1:19:00 AM  

Because he was a NY Giant until last year.

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 2:55:00 AM  

1st and Ten Inches?

Anonymous said...
Dec 12, 2008, 8:13:00 PM  

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