Yesterday's Winners....
"Damn, why couldn't ESPN break that story yesterday? No one belives their reporters...."- 49er16
"If he makes this free throw, he's allowed to steal 5 laptops...if he misses...only 4..."- James
"Being the highest paid forcibly-retired employee in Connecticut is gonna be sweet."- RJBO
"Oh man, 1500 text messages... I hope to God they don't start checking Twitter..."- Foos
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Shaq arguing with teammate Robin Lopez?
Your Daily Links:
Irvin And Sanders Argue Over Roy Williams (SRI)
The LPGA Credentials Bloggers (Devil Ball)
Serena Willams Is Still Wild (BSO)
Billy Donovan To Kentucky? (Rush The Court)
Mavs Coach Likes The Dead (Dallas Basketball)
Isiah To The Clippers (Ugh) (That NBA Lottery Pick)
Win A Free Colonoscopy! (Sox and Dawgs)
I told you man - I want Jonas Brothers tickets - now!
ReplyDeleteWould you PLEASE stop trying to kill Bart Simpson!
ReplyDeleteI am Kazaam, I cast you away SIde Show Bob!
ReplyDeleteRobin, I told you I am going to turn you upside down and pretend I am moping the floor for our next intro and I don't care if you don't like it!
ReplyDeleteConditioner, man! It ain't that hard!
ReplyDeleteYou know how I be.
ReplyDeleteBrook Lopez wants to be me.
Hey Brooke, tell me how my ass tastes?
Is Shaquille O'neal going to have to choke a bitch?
ReplyDeleteNext time we're doing a baseball skit at the beginning of the game. I'm the bat, you're the ball Robin.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you got hair. I got Hall of Fame game.
ReplyDeleteScoreboard.
Hey punk, you can't be my follower on Twitter anymore.
ReplyDeleteTHE_REAL_SHAQ: Hey Robin, if you got a problem with me why don't we solve it like real men... tweet it out.
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Shaq: "Hold up. When did we trade for Gina from Scarface?"
ReplyDelete/all the best ones were taken
Robin: At least I wasn't in Kazaam
ReplyDeleteShaq: At least I wasn't in From Justin to Kelly
Hey Rook. Sideshow Mel called. He wants his do back.
ReplyDeleteYou're just a goofy bitch, ain'cha?
ReplyDeleteKelly Clarkson ain't gonna save your ass this time...
ReplyDeleteI spit in the face of Shaq who doen't want to be cool.
ReplyDeleteYOU SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE!!! Got it?!?
ReplyDeleteYo Sanjaya! Get your ass off the bench!
ReplyDeleteLopez: "No, I don't want to know 'how your a$$ tastes' and I am sure Kobe didn't say it was 'Shaqtastic'".
ReplyDeleteShogun says sit down, young grasshopper
ReplyDeleteword verification - wigme?
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ReplyDeleteI'm telling you, Peanut Butter is a dairy product.
ReplyDeleteMan, I ain't never tellin' you my secret for gettin' Q's in Scrabble.
ReplyDeleteShaq: And I say, that England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
ReplyDeleteRobin: Pitt the Elder!
Shaq: Lord Palmerston!
Robin: Pitt the Elder!
Shaq: Okay, you asked for it, Robin!
[punches him out]
Alando Tucker: Yeah, that's showing him, Shaq'!
[disbelieving]
Tucker: Pitt the Elder...
Shaq: Lord Palmerston!
I told you, I know Shaqfu!
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